Weird World/Transcript

(the story begins by showing a large castle near a forest and inside of it, is a king snake named King Axecutioner, who's "sitting" on his throne and holding an axe, which he's staring in to; There are some of his black balloon minions called Balloonions floating on either side of the red carpet in front of him; One of them, Balloonion Tim, floats up to him)
Balloonion Tim: Erm... Is something wrong, Your Majesty?
King Axecutioner: *Sighs* Not that much, Balloonion Tim. It's just that... since my last battle with The Extraordinary Eight... I've never had the interest to fight again.
Balloonion Tim: Is it because you're sick of it?
King Axecutioner: No... *Sighs* Come with me. I'll explain properly. The rest of you, stay where you are.
(the other Balloonions make inaudible sounds; Subtitles read "Yes, Your Majesty!")
(King Axecutioner puts down his axe, gets off his throne and he and Balloonion Tim are heading up one of the castle's corridors)
Balloonion Tim: Hey, I never bothered to ask this, but... how come the other Balloonions don't speak proper English?
King Axecutioner: Because the Balloonion-Making Machine... (They pass a room containing the Balloonion-Making Machine) ...was modified to be like that.
Balloonion Tim: Then how come I can speak?
King Axecutioner: Because we originally built it like that and you were the first Balloonion to be created from it. After you were made, we decided to chuck away the ability for the Balloonions to speak, as since we figured it would be quite insufferable to hear a thousand voices all at once and we were planning to get rid of you as you were initially a test Balloonion, but I decided to keep you after realising how useful you turned out to be.
Balloonion Tim: Oh. I see. Anyway, what did you wanna show me?
(King Axecutioner and Balloonion Tim enter King Axecutioner's lounge; they go past a golden chest; then King Axecutioner unlocks a chest and opens it; magic spheres come out of it and they showcase numerous past battles)
Balloonion Tim: What are these?
King Axecutioner: Memories. Numerous battles I've had with The Extraordinary Eight. I've tried several times to take them down and I really wish I could still make the attempt.
Balloonion Tim: So... why don't you just do that? I'm aware they're no longer together, but even if they were, would they be too tough for you now?
King Axecutioner: Well, it's not because of how tactical and strong and courageous the team would be as whole. Even with all their powers and ideas, I would still be able to at least try and think of numerous ways to take them down. No, the actual reason I stopped trying... is because... I don't feel like I have enough! (slams his tail down)
Balloonion Tim: Err... Are you alright?
King Axecutioner: No, I'm not! Sure, I've taken over these private forests and set up my castle here, becoming king overtime, I have unlimited service and unlimited minions, but that doesn't excuse the point! I need better tactics, better powers... and a better weapon. I mean, the axe I currently have is absolutely useless! It's just a bat-shaped silver blade on a stick! Do you remember the other day I snuck into a cave covered in lava?! I did so, because I was able to find THAT gold-incrusted case containing a really powerful axe that can do SOOOO MUCH! You know, I'm talking making black magic, elemental control, teleportation... wiping out lives in an instant!!
Balloonion Tim: That sounds hella amazing. You could rule any part of Weird World or any other worlds beyond that. So if you've got it? Why haven't you used it?
King Axecutioner: I'll tell you why. Because we've been trying to OPEN THE CASE FOR AGES AND AGES!! It's just due to us not having hands, it's been such a task and this tail is useless with such a task!
Balloonion Tim: Yet picking up an actual weapon with it is a breeze?
King Axecutioner: Silence! IF YOU KEEP MAKING EXCUSES, YOU'LL BE EXECUTED!! I've had to execute 82 Balloonions over the past 2 weeks. I don't wanna make it 83!
(Just then, Roger, a skeleton ostrich roller skates in with a tray and on the tray is a glass of red rum)
Roger: Your Majesty?
King Axecutioner: Ahh, look at that. My beverage. Thanks, Roger.
(King Axecutioner picks up the glass and takes a sip)
King Axecutioner: *Sighs* Just how I like it.
Roger: By the way, what were you raging about just?
King Axecutioner: Oh, I was raging about T.U.E.A.
Roger: Huh?
King Axecutioner: You know... "T.U.E.A." as in T, U, E, A. The Ultimate Elemental Axe?
Balloonion Tim: That's the full name?
Roger: Oh, that powerful axe inside the gold-incrusted case you stole 6 days ago?
King Axecutioner: That's the one. Say, has anyone had any luck opening it, yet?
Roger: Well, Hank and I actually tried to open it last night.
King Axecutioner: And?
Roger: Well... we came to determine that we might not be able to open it. At least, not right now. Because it turns out there's a secret lock hidden and it requires a special magical key to open it.
King Axecutioner: Well then... use the key!
Roger: That's the thing. We don't have the key. At all. We don't even though were it is.
King Axecutioner: I see. (turns around to look out of the window)
Roger: I expected an angrier reaction.
King Axecutioner: Angry? Oh, I'm not angry.
Roger: Well, that's a relief.
(King Axecutioner turns around and his eyeballs catch fire)
King Axecutioner: I'M TETCHY!!
(King Axecutioner wraps his body around Roger and picks him up)
Roger: Your Majesty? Are you OK?
(Hikouki enters the room)
Hikouki: Oh, my! He's having another rage!
Balloonion Tim: You might wanna calm down, King Axecutioner.
King Axecutioner: SILENCE!! Listen here you barmy babbling bony bird, we're going to locate this key, get the case open and get The Ultimate Elemental Axe out of it! (points to Hikouki) You're gonna help too.
Hikouki: Yes, Your Majesty.
King Axecutioner: And once it's out... everything AND everyONE in Weird World shall bow down to my EVERY MENACING DEMAND AND COMMAND!!!
(King Axecutioner slams down Roger and it cuts to a black screen; then it cuts to the logo and then to a shot of the Weird World planet)
George Jacqueline: (Narration) This is the Weird World planet. It's extremely different to your "Earth planet". This planet is very colourful and happens to be bigger than Earth. We also don't have a sun, we have an artificial entity of rock and plasma that acts like our sun... but we still call it the sun anyway. Just like Earth though, this planet is home to a lot of species and there are jungles, oceans, deserts, islands and even parts covered in snow... but unlike Earth, no human has ever stepped onto this planet... I doubt humans even though this planet exists. Well, actually there is one exception to the lack of humans, but we'll get to that. Another thing this planet doesn't have is... countries. Instead, we have thousands and thousands of cities. (zooms in) You see, Weird World has many different cities based on different things, such as elements. Like, for example, a Fire City and a Water City. But, you can catch almost any kind of city here. There are cities based on... sand, paint, metal and even wool. Then there's the cities based on different professions, like a Catering City, a Music City and a Medical City. There are cities based on weather, vehicles, plants and animals. There are even cities based on different colours - red, green, blue, orange, pink, black, white... even gold. Then, there's my home and one of the top-rated cities in the entirety of Weird World - this is Rainbow City. Nicknamed as "The City of Diversity", anybody is welcome to live here. No matter how big or small you are, what colour you are, how many legs you've got, even if you have living eyeballs in your eye sockets... it is one of the most populated cities in the whole of Weird World. It's also where I live. I'm George Jacqueline, a DJ, songwriter and producer who works with a dance music group called Zap Cloud, which also consists of Cole Sammy Skyler A.K.A. 9reen KN1F3, Brent Gardner and Zayden Aaqaa Magoro A.K.A. Tough as Steel. Going back to me - I'm 28 years old and I have a bomb for a head. I'm a Humanoid Bombhead. The name should be self-explanatory. I live in a house shaped like a cheeseburger on a rocky hill on a beach right next to the sea, way on the far left side of the whole city. I live here with my best friend Craig, my mother Eleanor Jacqueline, my dog Atom-Pup and my three fish - Molly, Mitchell and Mickey. Oh, yeah, and my two personal chemists Mac and Stella, who live in a lab underneath the house. By the way, just to clarify and just in case you're wondering, Weird World doesn't actually get it's name from it's primarily weird inhabitants... no, it actually gets it's name, because "weird" is also a word meaning destiny or fate, meaning everyone living in Weird World has their own destiny. It becomes even more certain whenever the planet is visited by the greatest superhero team of all - The Extraordinary Eight... who starred in a popular comic series, but many have always been believed the team to be real. According to the comics, this team goes back many centuries, there have been a lot of changes... heck, The Extraordinary Eight wasn't even the first name given to this team. But, The Extraordinary Eight did so much for not just this planet, but for other worlds far away across the galaxies and allegedly, other dimensions... yeah, this team can literally go that far. All 8 members have their own unique special abilities. Craig happens to be a member of the team, who also includes Sponghuck, Tyler, Bash, Scooter, Josie and the one human being living in Weird World I mentioned earlier. Her name is Stephanie, a young girl from your planet Earth... she's the one member without any powers, she relies on guts, communication and natural skills alone. But the true heart and soul of the team goes out to their leader - Sadie, who had the powers of healing others, summoning objects and controlling light, as well as her signature bow an arrow to match. But one day... she vanished and was presumed dead for a long time. So, where is the team, now? They've since came back together and are still going and I'm now a part of them.
(the scene fades to George inside a library where all he's been saying turned out to be a part of a lecture)
George Jacqueline: I have my own powers and a weapon. (summons bow and arrow) Don't worry I won't accidentally shoot anyone. Or on purpose for that matter. Now, before we continue... any questions?
George Jacqueline: I think I killed it.
Craig: Didn't you say you WEREN'T gonna do that?
George Jacqueline: *Sighs* I meant I think I did really well.
Craig: Oh... well in that case, it did look like it.
George Jacqueline: For only being 22 minutes, it felt like a feature-length movie. Well, I can't wait to head back home.
Craig: Come on then, we have something waiting for you there.
George Jacqueline: For me?
Craig: Yes... and I will drive you.
George Jacqueline: What, you? I've never seen you drive. You don't even have a license.
Craig: I erm... have secretly driven the car a few times early morning when you were still asleep.
George Jacqueline: WHAT?! You can't even sit in a car seat probably... well, you can't really sit down at all for that matter, you're technically always standing.
Craig: Just shut up, man, get outside and in the car.
(timecard reads "Three Months Prior...", then a shot of Rainbow City is shown, then it zooms to a rocky mountain on a beach and then a cheeseburger house on the edge of the rocky mountain is shown; In a bedroom, Craig is asleep in a padding pool with a leopard blanket and green, yellow and white pillow and George is asleep in his bed, when the alarm clock beeps; The clock reads 8:45am and George tries to turn it off, then after 6 beeps, George, then grabs an axe and slices and damages it, then sits up in surprise)
George Jacqueline: Sour cream and beetroot! Oh. (yawns and stretches)
(Craig somehow is in George's bed) Good morning.
Craig: Morning.
George Jacqueline: Ahh!
Craig: Ahh!
George Jacqueline: Don't hurt me!
Craig: DON'T HURT ME!!
(George and Craig breath repeatedly for a few seconds, George stops but Craig keeps doing it)
George Jacqueline: Craig, stop doing that.
Craig: (stops breathing) OK. Sorry. (sighs happily) Good, it's time to get up. I love mornings. (gets out of George's bed, opens the curtains and looks at the sunrise) Wow! Look at the beautiful morning sunrise, man! The sun at high noon always annoys the hell out of me, but the morning sunrise never fails to look stunning.
George Jacqueline: Hmm? (gets out of bed and looks at the sunrise) Wow, that is quite beautiful actually. I could stare at it's core all day. (his eyes catch fire) But... that isn't a good idea.
(George uses a mini fire extinguisher to put his eyes out)
George Jacqueline: A little help, Craig?
(Craig sucks the foam out of George's mouth and eats it)
George Jacqueline: When I said "help", I didn't mean "eat the foam", but whatever.
(Eleanor Jacqueline is asleep in bed, then the sunrise shines on her face and she wakes up, stretches, yawns and gets out of bed; She then checks her watch, which reads 7:03am)
Eleanor Jacqueline: Better start getting ready for work. First things first, wake up George.
(cut back to George and Craig, still looking at the sunrise)
Eleanor Jacqueline: (off-screen) George! (opens George and Craig's bedroom door before entering) Geor… Oh, you're awake.
George Jacqueline: (is shown to be wearing sunglasses with green lenses) Oh, morning Mum.
Craig: Hey, Eleanor.
Eleanor Jacqueline: Just what do you think you two are doing?
Craig: Just looking are the gorgeous early morning sunrise.
Eleanor Jacqueline: That's lovely. But don't forget you're meant to be taking me to work, George.
George Jacqueline: Oh, yeah. Never forget. (takes off his sunglasses) Let's get... (bumps into his bed and falls onto the floor)
Eleanor Jacqueline: Are you OK, dear?
George Jacqueline: Yes, I'm fine. Craig, pass me my glasses would you?
(Craig gets George's glasses off his bedside table)
Craig: Here you go, man.
George Jacqueline: Thanks. (puts his glasses on gets back up) Now, as I was saying - Let's get ready for the day ahead!
(A montage shows Eleanor having a shower, putting on her clothes and drinking some coffee whilst reading a magazine. Meanwhile, George and Craig are in their separate showers)
Craig: Oh! I mustn't forget to wash behind my ears.
George Jacqueline: You don't have ears, Craig.
Craig: Neither do you, man.
George Jacqueline: I knew tha... Craig, are you washing your eye with soap?
(Craig is washing his eye with a block of cream cheese)
Craig: No. This is cream cheese.
(George brushes his teeth, then uses a water pistol to spray water in his mouth, gargles and spits) (Craig brushes too)
George: Craig, you doing a good job on brushing your teeth...
Craig: I know, good huh?
George: The thing is though... you're using the shaving cream, not the toothpaste.
Craig: What? (picks up the bottle and the label says "Shaving Cream") Oh. (smacks his lips) Actually, it tastes pretty good.
George Jacqueline: I actually need that.
(George grabs the bottle puts shaving cream on his face, then shaves it)
George Jacqueline: Perfect.
(Then, Craig puts some toothpaste on his face, then on his entire body)
Craig: Well, that's not gonna work. Have we got another tube?
George Jacqueline: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! No.
Craig: In that case, I'll shave my whole body.
Georg Jacqueline: Why bother? You don't even have any hair. Speaking of which, next on the agenda - comb MY hair. Craig, where's the hairbrush?
Craig: Oh, here it is.
(Craig picks up a crawfish)
George Jacqueline: Craig, that's not a hairbrush, it's a...
(the crawfish pinches George's finger)
George Jacqueline: Crawfish!
Craig: Oops. Sorry, here's the hairbrush.
(Craig hands the hairbrush to George)
George Jacqueline: Thank you. (combs his hair) Perfect.
(Craig dips a paintbrush in a pot of blue paint and paints over a crack on his shell)
Craig: Volia.
(cut to George and Craig's bedroom and George goes through his closet)
George Jacqueline: Right, let's see. (dresses up in various things like a doctor, boxer, policeman, Shakespeare, knight, robot, scuba diver, penguin until he finally gets his normal clothes on) No, no, nuh uh, no, not this one, *In robotic voice* incorrect, not that, no flippin' way, even though I look funny... Perfect! (grabs his trainers) Craig! Laces?
Craig: (gets a packet of strawberry laces from behind his back) Here you go, dude.
George Jacqueline: Can you tie my shoe laces, walnut brain?
Craig: Oh, sure. (ties George's laces) There.
George Jacqueline: Thanks. You wanna get some breakfast?
Craig: Yeah! Meet in the kitchen in 10 seconds. (bounces slowly to the door and bumps into it and falls over) It might be 20 seconds though.
(A "Twenty Seconds Later" timecard is shown then Craig is putting two waffles in the toaster)
Eleanor Jacqueline: Hello, Craig. Doing George's breakfast?
Craig: Yes. *Sighs* But I hate waiting! I'll listen to some Mexican music to pass the time. (puts on a sombrero and a fake moustache, then turns the radio on and the music that comes on is The Mexican Hat Dance by El Jarabe Tapatio) (He starts spinning into the air) NACHO-ROOKIE...!!! (hits George who comes downstairs and they both fall onto the floor)
George Jacqueline: Craig!
Craig: *In Spanish accent* ¡ Ah! Hola. Ven a la cocina y disfruta del viaje.
George Jacqueline: Aren't you suppose to be doing my breakfast?
Craig: Why yes! I'm just getting on it.
(the waffles pop up from the toaster and Craig puts them on a plate)
George Jacqueline: More waffles!
Craig: *In Spanish accent* OK, amigo! (puts two more waffles in the toaster and then they pop up after a few seconds) ¡ Ah! Perfecto.
George Jacqueline: Craig, stop speaking Spanish.
Craig: *In Spanish accent* Sorry, amigo! *In normal voice* I mean sorry.
(Craig puts the waffles on top of the other ones) (Then, he puts syrup on them, then some cream on and puts raspberries, lemon juice and sugar on them)
Craig: *In Spanish accent* Done, amigo! *In normal voice* I mean, done George!
(scene cuts to George sitting on the couch eating his breakfast)
George Jacqueline: Craig, this is delicious. Thanks so much.

More coming soon...

George Jacqueline: Time for some fun.
(George grabs some red and orange top hats and puts them on Craig)
George Jacqueline: He, he. Red, orange, red orange.
(George finds a green top hat and puts that on Craig too)
George Jacqueline: (points to the top hats on Craig's head) Ong, ong, he, he. Traffic lights! You could stand on the pavement and tell everyone when to go and stop.
Craig: Oh, shut up. (throws the top hats away) If there was an actual traffic light in here, I could pop it on your head and laugh at you.
George Jacqueline: Fat chance! Hey. (looks at the viewers) Psst. Watch this for a laugh. I'm gonna give the performance of a lifetime. Oi! Bulb Bell! I'm the Daddy now!
Craig: (his pupil enlarges) O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o...!
George Jacqueline: What are you doing?
Craig: ...o-o-o-o-oooooooo-ah! What shall I do for you?
George Jacqueline: Perfect. Now, get in the bathroom and draw a bus on the mirror. (takes out a green felt tip pen from his back) With this felt tip pen.
Craig: But you can't draw on a mirror.
George Jacqueline: Oh, poke it!
(The telephone rings)
George Jacqueline: Would you excuse me?
(George walks into the hallway)
Craig: Hello-o? (Craig seems to have somehow got to the phone first) Oh, yes. Do you like quiche? What's your favourite Icelandic music?
(Eleanor appears and takes the phone off Craig)
Eleanor Jacqueline: Thank you, Craig. Hello? Oh, he's right here, yes. George, sweetie, it's for you.

More coming soon...

(George walks down the wall, uses the hand fan to dry the wet spots and walks into the living room when the lightbulb falls off the ceiling, smashing when it hits the floor)
George Jacqueline: What? Mum!, the bulb's smashed! Shall I get another lightbulb from the lightbulb drawer? You know, the one in my bedroom that also has a pistol in it? Mum? Craig, do you know where Mum... is? Craig?
Craig: I'm in the garden!
(George walks outside into the garden)
George Jacqueline: Craig, where are you?
Craig: I'm on your left.
(George looks to his right)
Craig: Your other left.
(George looks and Craig is shown hanging cups with orange string on the line)
George Jacqueline: Now, Craig, we have... Woah! What are you doing? I need you to help look for a lightbulb.
Craig: And I have one. I just need you to play my game to get it.
George Jacqueline: OK, but only one turn.

More coming soon...

George Jacqueline: Hey, I got an idea. Let's play I Spy.
Craig: OK, me, first! I spy with my... Only eye.
George Jacqueline: Come on, Atom-Pup's not gonna feed himself.
Craig: OK, Mr. Bossy. Something beginning with C.
George Jacqueline: Cabinet!
Craig: No.
George Jacqueline: Clouds!
Craig: No.
George Jacqueline: Coasters!
Craig: No.
George Jacqueline: Cupboard?
Craig: No.
George Jacqueline: (starts looking bored) Chair?
Craig: No.
George Jacqueline: (slightly boredly) Crab?
Craig: No.
George Jacqueline: (boredly) Curtains?
Craig: No.
George Jacqueline: (boredly) Couch.
Craig: No.
George Jacqueline: I give up. What is it?
Craig: Sky.
George Jacqueline: Craig! You one-eyed cretin! "Sky" doesn't begin with C.
Craig: Oh, right. You're right, my brain is so tiny I can't even answer a simple Maths question.
George Jacqueline: (sighs)
Hikouki (on TV): And coming up next...
Craig: Hey look! News about King Pharrell's Diamond Jubilee! Turn it up!
Hikouki: I can just say now, I'm particularly nervous of announcing. I'M ON TV!
Hank: Just finish the speech!
Hikouki: OK, Hank. (clears throat) Anyway, we now go live to our king who has a few words to say.
King Axecutioner: Thank you Hikouki. (In quiet voice) And stop being nervous while on TV. Right. (clears throat) Hello, my people. It's me King Pharrell who is the king of Weird World.
George Jacqueline: Hey, look! King Pharrell. I love that dude.
King Axecutioner: I'd like to invade, duh, I mean invite you all to my castle for my Diamond Jubilee this Friday. Biscuits, duh, I mean tickets are only $6.99 for a single person, or if more than one people come at the same time, it's $5 for each person. Thank you for listening. And this party is gonna be... (in opera voice) ...the most spectacular...!! (back in normal voice) ...you have ever seen. And have a lonely, duh I mean lovely day folks.
(The scene cuts the castle where the filming is at)
King Axecutioner: And cut. He, he. Good job everyone. You did well. I would like to say thanks to Hank and Hikouki for being my co-presenters. Roger for the editing and my faithful Balloonions for the filming, directing, producing, writing, music and a few other high technical pieces of information that I DON'T need to mumble, duh I mean mention. And that's all for now. And once some of the citizens come into our death trap, we will make sure they are never seen again. *Cackles*

More coming soon...

Eleanor Jacqueline: George, time to go.
George Jacqueline: Oh, right.
Craig: Where to?
George Jacqueline: The bowling alley. There's a competition I entered and the winner receives a month's supply of pink wafers.
Craig: OK. I hope you win. And make sure you don't slam your face in the door on the way out!
George Jacqueline: Well, I suppose you'd want me to open the door like this... (opens the door) (a crab walks by him) Oh, after you sir. (The crab walks out) As I was saying, I suppose you'd want me to open the door like this... (opens the door again) (another crab walks by) Oh, after you sir. (The crab walks out) Right, I suppose you'd want me to open the door like this... (opens the door again) (A third crab walks by) Oh, after you sir. Wait a minute!
(George looks outside and the crab walks to a hole in the house, then stops) (A small hand grabs the crab and takes it in the house)
George Jacqueline: Hmm... Well then, I suppose that you'd want me to... GOTCHA!! (points to Craig who is winding up a robot crab)
Craig: (Throws the crab and puts his hands up) Wasn't me. I surrender.
George Jacqueline: Whatever. Could I have my jacket please?
(The scene cuts to George in a purple jacket and Eleanor walking to a right hand drive fiery coloured patterned Lamborghini)
George Jacqueline: Come on, Mum! I don't wanna be late!
Eleanor Jacqueline: OK, sweetie, calm down.
George Jacqueline: Why are you coming, anyway? I can drive now.
Eleanor Jacqueline: I am gonna watch you and I thought I'd like to drive you there.
George Jacqueline: Oh, I get you.
Eleanor Jacqueline: Oh, sweetie, would you get the key for me?
George Jacqueline: OK. Good thing I keep it extra quadruple stuff.
(George opens the front right door, then takes out a key, then walks to the boot of the car, opens it with the key, then uses it again to open a blue box which has another key in it, which he used to open a red box which has yet another key which he used to open a green box and it also has another key in)
George Jacqueline: Ahh!
(George shuts the boot, then opens the back left door and uses the key from the green box to open a yellow box which has another key in it)
George Jacqueline: Right, perfect. Ha, ha, ha.
(George then uses that key to open the hood of the car which has another key in which is the key that starts the engine)
George Jacqueline: Here it is. Here you go, Mum.
Eleanor Jacqueline: Thanks.
(George gets in the car, then Eleanor gets in and starts the engine)
(They drive out of the parking space and passed the house)
George Jacqueline: See you later, Craig.
Craig: Er... *In a Spanish accent* Adiós!
George Jacqueline: And stop speaking Spanish! (George and Eleanor drive away off the beach, towards the city and the song I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas plays)
Craig: *In a Spanish accent* Sorry, Amigo! *In normal voice* Er, I mean sorry.

More coming soon...

George Jacqueline: I’m home!
Eleanor Jacqueline
(George goes into his room)
George Jacqueline: Hey, Craig! I’m back from my gig!
(Craig is sitting on George’s bed holding his hands, all silent)
Craig: Oh, hey bomb bro!
George Jacqueline: What are you doing?
Craig: I think I was pondering or something man, I dunno.
George Jacqueline: Pondering? Bout what?
Craig: Two things. The first is… what do I make for dinner. And the second is… whether life actually wants good out of me.
George Jacqueline: I was thinking for dinne-sorry?
Craig: Look, I’ve been with you for as long as I can remember. Actually, I can’t remember how long, but the thing is, after the Double E’s split, I wondered to myself… do I have a further purpose now? Is there anything out there for me? I struggle to even get an actual job, even when it’s right there. I just wish there was action, excitement or hope injected into this shell of mine still.
George Jacqueline: Hey hey hey. Look at me, buddy. I know you’re not exactly a bright spot in terms of smartness and you can get quite scatterbrained, but that doesn’t mean good things will not be waiting for you. OK. Lemme try a bit of uplifting for a second *sits down* Ahh! *picks up lemon* You see this?
Craig: A yellow orange?
George Jacqueline: Are you for real?
Craig: I’d hope so! Unless I’m a ghost.
George Jacqueline: Ok, first off, this is a lemon. Secondly, where the heck have you seen a yellow orange? And if they did exist, they wouldn’t be called oranges. They’d be called… well, yellows. Thirdly, and most importantly, you see this lemon?
Craig: Yeah, you’re holding it.
George Jacqueline: Yes, I am… Ok. What do people do with lemons?
Craig: Eat them?
George Jacqueline: That’s exactly what people DON’T do. Because they are incredibly sour… like my mindset when I see you doing something stupid.
Craig: I’d say in your case it’s more bitter.
George Jacqueline: Just pay attention, Craig.
Craig: (holding some money bills) How much do you want?
George Jacqueline: So eating a raw lemon is out of the question, unless you had the balls to. So what do we usually do with them instead?
Craig: Squeeze em?
George Jacqueline: Correct! And why do we squeeze lemons?
Craig: Errrr… To relieve stress?
George Jacqueline: To get the juice out! And what do we make with the lemon juice?
Craig: Chicken francese?
George Jacqueline: NOO-well actually, yeah. You CAN make chicken francese if you want to. That one we made on Wednesday was really tasty come to think of it. But no, what’s the most common thing made with lemons?
Craig: Oh, lemonade.
George Jacqueline: Uh huh! And lemonade, with some sugar and in some cases, a touch of honey, is the opposite of sour, it’s sweet. So, when life gives you lemons, you…
Craig: Had a very lucky day at the market.
George Jacqueline: What the gummy clusters??!!
Craig: The market held an offer where if you buy four lemons and spend over $35 you get an extra two for free. That’s a steal if I ever saw one!
George Jacqueline: You know what. Just go make some lemon drizzle cake or something.
Craig: What about this yellow?
George Jacqueline: When life gives you lemons… you find yourself questioning a lot of things. *Sighs* But in all seriousness, I don’t wanna see Craig feeling down.
(George Jacqueline goes into the kitchen
George Jacqueline: Ahhh yeah, I still haven't thrown away these expired pink wafers. What am I going to do with them? (suddenly stops and thinks; then looks a zen garden with pink wafers) Of course - my pink wafer zen garden!
(George opens the pack of pink wafers and starts to sort out his 'pink wafer zen garden'; all of a sudden, Stephanie shows up for the first riding a motorbike; she stops, gets off, takes off her helmet, flips her hair, puts on a white cap and then, she checks a tracking device; She looks at George)
Stephanie: Huh? This can't be right... Hold on... No... OK, don't stress yourself. You don't want another overload Steph.
George Jacqueline: OK, things are looking good so far. Just gotta add some pretty lines... might add the yoga frog figure to the further left and this bonsai could do with a few extra trims. Maybe, I should also crumble some of the pink wafers a bit.
(Stephanie walks to George)
Stephanie: Erm... excuse me? (taps George)
George Jacqueline: Ahh! (has a panic attack) Get off me and away from me... whoever you are! *Pants* (picks up a pink wafer) I have these pink wafers that can choke even the strongest throat! *Pants*
Stephanie: *Breathes in and out* I'm so sorry. I-I didn't mean to startle you. Oh my goodness, I startled you so much I startled myself.
George Jacqueline: No no, I'm the one who should be sorry. It's not you, it's me. Oh, and if you're questioning in your mind what I'm doing, I was sorting my pink wafer zen garden.
Stephanie: Alright.
George Jacqueline: I'm sorry, can we try again? What's the first question you ask a new person you've never met? Do you think mac and cheese is basically a cheap version of a casserole?
Stephanie: I'm sorry, what?
George Jacqueline: No, that's not right. Let me try again. Oh, yes of course. I meant, what's your name?
Stephanie: You don't know me?
George Jacqueline: No, cause we just met.
Stephanie: Oh, come on. Everyone knows me. Stephanie? You know, member of super team The Extraordinary Eight?
George Jacqueline: Wh... You're the... it... Oh my flipping flopping gosh! The human girl from the planet you call Earth and the, how you say... 'country' I believe you called Unglend or something? It can't be... everyone thought that The Extraordinary Eight stuff was only an urban legend that came out of a popular comic series, even my Mum started to believe it. But no! I never lost my faith and it's great to actually... and finally... meet you!
Stephanie: Nowadays, no one cares to believe that this team existed, as we broke up a while back, like couple years ago. Also, yes, I'm human. What do you want me to do to show it? Dress up in a crop top, skirt and trainers and shake pom-poms while performing cool moves while showing off my silky smooth, zit-free, skin and maybe a bit more? No! What am I saying?!
George Jacqueline: What?
Stephanie: Sorry, I used to be a cheerleader in high school... back when I was living a normal life on Earth. It was so fun.
George Jacqueline: Right... So, if I'm correct, those pearls are what have stopped you from aging. In reality, you don't actually have any magical powers. Because you're a human, you rely mainly on natural skill to succeed.
Stephanie: Yeah, that's true. And it hasn't helped that recently, I've been getting occasional back pains. Must of been when I first arrived here and busted my back pearl.
George Jacqueline: Oh, can I see it?
Stephanie: Yeah, sure. (takes off her hoodie and turns around to show her back pearl cracked) There you go.
George Jacqueline: Ooh... That looks really bad. Is it OK to touch it?
Stephanie: Of course, but don't press too hard, otherwise, you'll cause pain in my back. It has been cracked for a while now and I've had no luck repairing or restoring it.
George Jacqueline: I see. Right, next question - why exactly are you here?
Stephanie: Well... I came here because, I'm trying to get The Extraordinary Eight back together.
George Jacqueline: After... how long now? 3 years?
Stephanie: Yes. But it's because there's a new threat awaiting. Well it's an old threat to us, but...
(Craig comes outside)
Craig: Hey, George! Who are you talking to, man?
George Jacqueline: Well, look who just came outside.
(Stephanie and Craig see each other)
Craig: Wha... Stephanie?
Stephanie: Craig? Craig! Hey... it's been quite a long time hasn't it?
Craig: Yeah, man.
Stephanie: Wait a sec... you know Craig?
George Jacqueline: Yeah, we live together.
Stephanie: So, my projectile did get something right then. One of the flashes detected Craig. But why is it showing two flashes?
Craig: So... what are you doing here, Steph?
Stephanie: Oh I'm getting The Extraordinary Eight back together, Craig. And hopefully this time, we'll unlock our true potentials.
George Jacqueline: True potentials? So... this is all the stuff I've read in the comics.
Stephanie: What the comics said is indeed true - when someone joins our team, they will work their way to unlock their true promise, so they will prove themselves worthy of heroism and doing good for others. We've tried many times, but we have surprisingly had no luck. Hopefully when I get the others to re-join the team, we can gain them together.
George Jacqueline: So, what convinced you to talk to me about this?
Stephanie: Well, it was not intentional. You see, for some reason... (lifts up a tracking device) ...my tracking device, which helps me to find the rest of the team showed two flashes in this area. One I understand, that being Craig, but for some reason, it's flashing on the same area you're standing on and you're not even a member of the team. So, what could this mean? I'm not sure. So, I had thought that maybe I should ask you if you would like to come with us to get the team back together, save the world and maybe even find your true potential.
George Jacqueline: Steph, that sounds really cool I gotta say. But, I'm not like you guys. You guys have awesome techniques, powers and stuff... and I... don't know what I have aside from musical talent, so how do I know if I have what it takes?
Stephanie: You won't know unless you find out and give it your best shot. (puts her hand on George's shoulder) I'm sure with help from me, Craig and the rest of the team, you could potentially be amazing at this. I will keep both my eyes on you every step of the way and I will teach you the skills you need.
George Jacqueline: Do you think so?
Stephanie: I know so. *Gasps* I just realised something! I didn't get YOUR name.
George Jacqueline: Oh! My name's George. George Jacqueline. DJ, songwriter, producer and music goer who works with electronic group Zap Cloud.
Stephanie: Very nice to meet you... George.
(A citizen in the distance is screaming and more start screaming and the sky turns red/orange)
Stephanie: What the...
Craig: Oh my gosh! (pulls out a sandwich from behind his back) I still haven't eaten this sandwich.
George Jacqueline: What was that? What's happening?!
Stephanie: Oh, God. Looks like he's started.
(a Balloonion captures a citizen)
Stephanie: We need to hide somewhere... now!
George Jacqueline: Erm... There's a large blue crate on the other side of the hill. I hide in it sometimes when I try to think.
Stephanie: Come on, then!
(George, Stephanie and Craig run to the other side of the rocky hill and hide in a giant blue crate; Craig is eating his sandwich)
George Jacqueline: Excuse the sensory lights.
Stephanie: What do you mean excuse? I could really do with some.
George Jacqueline: Now, what's going on?
Stephanie: What I was trying to say earlier is that the team's biggest enemy is back to cause chaos. You know, King Axecutioner?
George Jacqueline: Course I do. Reading the comics, he was one of your biggest enemies. A large king snake who had 1000s of black balloon minions called Balloonions and he had a strong powerful axe that could slice through butter in under a millisecond.
Stephanie: Yes... and he's back. But this time, he's got an even more dangerously powerful weapon known as... T.U.E.A.
George Jacqueline: "Chewy"? Are you pulling my leg?
Stephanie: No, I'm not. Craig is.
(Craig is pulling George's leg; George gets out a can of pepper spray and aims it at Craig)
George Jacqueline: Craig, get off my leg!
(Craig lets go of George's leg, then opens his mouth really wide)
George Jacqueline: What are you doing?
Craig: Waiting for you to feed me the pepper spray.
George Jacqueline: What? *Sighs* (whispers to himself) Stupid. Craig, you don't eat pepper spray.
Craig: I used to eat pepper spray all the time.
(George looks at Stephanie, confused)
Stephanie: He did. Anyway, staying on track, T.U.E.A. may sound like a ridiculous name.
George Jacqueline: Yeah! Sounds like it's related to bubblegum or something.
Stephanie: Yes, but it's actually an acronym. The full name is - The Ultimate Elemental Axe. T, U, E, A. T.U.E.A. It is considered one of the most powerful weapons in existence. A platinum axe that can control every known element. (a flashback is shown) And before he got his... tail on it, it was hidden in a deep, dangerous cave covered in fire and magma. Many villains have tried to get their hands on it, but all of them managed to fail, because this cave was covered in numerous traps, so it was obvious that it was meant to be possessed. But King Axecutioner most have somehow been able to get the golden case containing the sacred, yet dangerous weapon locked inside and if he were to open, it would be his! I have no idea how he managed to get past all those traps, but HE knew this axe would make him the most powerful being there is.
King Axecutioner: I shall be the most powerful being there is! *Cackles*
(cut back to the present)
George Jacqueline: What did he do with it, then?
Stephanie: He hid it safely in his castle so no one would ever find it.
George Jacqueline: How do you know he has it at his castle?
Stephanie: I saw him.
(another flashback is shown)
Stephanie: I was making some quick money by doing some small jobs in Rainbow City and decided to take a train ride. That's when the train passed the island where his castle's located and I literally saw him sneaking inside with the golden box. Nobody else noticed, but I started to feel scared. I knew what was going on.
(cuts back to the present)
George Jacqueline: Why didn't you warn anyone.
Stephanie: I didn't wanted to cause any panic. Not to mention everyone had stopped believing in the time since their split. But just seeing that was the first indication I had, that I needed to try and convince The Extraordinary Eight to reunite.
Craig: Reunite? Nah, I'm good man. (George throws a can of soda of him and he falls back and gets up) Soda! (picks up the soda and opens it but soda sprays on his face) Ahh! Get it off! I'm allergic to being sprayed at by liquids.
Stephanie: Guys, can we take this seriously, please?
George Jacqueline: No! I mean yes, sorry. Proceed - you detected The Ultimate Elemental Axe whilst on a cruise and you're now trying to get the team back together.
Stephanie: Exactly that. I've already found Craig, so the next one we need to get is Sponghuck. Avoiding to my device, he's currently working in a saloon and once we find him, he'll take us in his spaceship, so he can take us all the way to the sun, where Sun City is located, which is where Tyler is currently living.
George Jacqueline: Sun City is located in the sun? How do the citizens survive and how will we get there without killing ourselves. I mean, Weird World's sun is a powerful artificial ball of rock and magma, right?
Craig: I used to think the sun was made of caramel.
George Jacqueline: (punches Craig) Shut it!
Stephanie: *Sighs* George, Sun City is located on a tiny planet near your sun. Sun City actually being in the sun is a huge misconception.
George Jacqueline: Oh! I see. That does explain why Sun City doesn't have a night-time.
Stephanie: So, once we get Tyler, we'll then have to try and track down the others.
George Jacqueline: Scooter, Josie and Bash? I'm not gonna say Sadie, because she was apparently killed and it was the reason why you guys split up.
Stephanie: *Sighs* Yeah... but we don't discuss that... for now. Amazing you know a lot about us. You must have a good sense of knowledge.
George Jacqueline: Well, not really... I only have good knowledge from the comics I read, the memorabilia and the films and shows people made about you guys. Even though some of them were parodying your character. The reality is though, I have an IQ of 73, which is below average, so my knowledge isn't as good as most people. I never even went to college. Plus, I often think to myself that... I feel broken. So broken that I can't take up a challenge to show I can attempt things out of my comfort zone. And because of that, I'm not sure if I can join you. I just don't know if I'd be up for it.
Stephanie: George, listen to me. First off, I don't care about IQs. You might think that people say that intelligence is about doing things the right way. But I say that intelligence is about YOU doing things your way. I know I just met you, but... I don't think you're broken. I think you're just... you. And I relate to you somewhat. And hey you know what, if anyone doesn't accept you being you, then forget them. And with all the right training and skills, plus you're own motivation, you could be a hero to remember. You could be as great as Sadie. Hell you could be the next, THE NEXT Sadie. You just need to believe in yourself, embrace your supposed weaknesses and always continue until you reach your goal and even if you don't succeed, you'll be proud for at least trying. So, with all of that said, are you ready to come and save the world with us George?
(Craig looks at George and George has a worried look on his face, then smiles)
George Jacqueline: Yes... yes, I am. But, not yet.
Stephanie: What?
George Jacqueline: I'm gonna pack some supplies. I always do that when traveling far. I'll be right back.
Stephanie: OK, but can you remember to pack a few really important things if you have them?
George Jacqueline: Well, what are they?
Stephanie: A first-aid kit, you know, in case of injuries. You will also need some snacks and a huge bottle of water, in case we're miles away from vending machines or freshwater rivers and we can't drink water from the sea. One, cause it's gross and two, it's very dangerous to the body. Although, if it rains, that's fine. We can drink rainwater.
George Jacqueline: OK, then. Got that. Anything else?
Stephanie: Just one more thing - could you pack some Oreos if you have any?
George Jacqueline: Why do you want Oreos?
Stephanie: Because I love them. (does a cutesy pout)
George Jacqueline: Wha… Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Don't you dare do one of those cutesy pouts that I see a lot of girls on the TV doing.
(Stephanie keeps doing ta pout and does puppy dog eyes)
Stephanie: Please?
George Jacqueline: *Sighs* Fine. Just please stop doing that face.
Stephanie: Thank you.
(They all get out the crate and George runs up the rainbow steps and into the house)
(George is shown packing up some stuff into his rucksack including a first aid kit, some snacks, a big bottle of water, and some Oreos)
George Jacqueline: Hmm... still some room here. Might pack a few extra things. Torch? Yep. Compass? Yep. Cassette player? Errr… yep. Extraordinary Eight comics? Check. Boomerang! Maybe not. (George throws the boomerang out the window far away) There! I'm ready!
Mac: George, where are you going?
George Jacqueline: Err... just for an evening walk... you know, wanna clear my mind and that.
Stella: OK. Just don't get lost.
George Jacqueline: Where's Mum?
Stella: In the shower, then she's gonna have an early night.
George Jacqueline: OK, then.
(Mac and Stella walk off)
Stephanie: George, let's go!
George Jacqueline: I'm coming.
(George comes out of the house, puts his rucksack on his back and walks to the top of the rainbow steps, but slips and falls down them)
George Jacqueline: Ouch.
Stephanie: You OK?
George Jacqueline: (gets up) Of course! Never been better.
Stephanie: Right, then. Let's go Jaffa Cakes!
George Jacqueline: OK... Wait, Jaffa Cakes? Sorry to rude hun, but my surname's Jacqueline.
Stephanie: Just a little joke, George. Now, come on.
(Stephanie gets on her motorbike, then George gets on behind her and Craig jumps and holds onto George's back)
George Jacqueline: OK, I'm all set.

More coming soon...

(They cycle down a rocky path, where Craig chatters his teeth repeatedly, George's head shakes side to side while he tries to say "Woah" and Stephanie giggles)
(as they cycle, George sees Brendan reaching for an apple in a tree, so George reaches and grabs it for him)
Brendan: Ha, ha! Thanks, George!
George Jacqueline: Your welcome, Brendan!
(they cycle past Cody and Zim)
George Jacqueline: Hi, Cody. Hi, Zim.
Cody and Zim: George!
(they cycle past Lesquik)
George Jacqueline: Right back at you, Lesquik!
Lesquik: Hi, George.
(Benny is about to fly across a road, but just before he does, George, Stephanie and Craig cycle past them)
Benny: Woah!
George Jacqueline: Hi, Benny.
Benny: Hello, George!
Stephanie: *Giggles* Everyone seems to know you. Your like, friends with everybody.
George Jacqueline: Well, I'm recognisable all over the city. Everyone knows me. And everyone is my friend. (looks at the map) OK, the map says we need to cycle through the park, which is just there.
(they cycle through the park and George taps a cocoon hanging on a tree and a Brazilian flag patterned butterfly named Gilbert comes out straight away)
Gilbert: Yay! I'm finally a butterfly! Thanks, George!
George Jacqueline: Your welcome, Gilbert! (looks at the map)

More coming soon...

George Jacqueline: Steph, why are we in an alleyway?
Stephanie: This building here - there's an aeroplane called Donna that I contacted waiting on the roof.
George Jacqueline: But, how do we get up there?
Craig: Hmm... (bounces to the top of the wall) Ta-da!
George Jacqueline: Well, can we come up, too?
Craig: You guys can't bounce and Stephanie, you can no longer use your...
Stephanie: (points her spear at Craig) Craig, I just got the sweetest feeling that someone's gonna die today if they talk about my wings.
Craig: Woah, I shall not finish that sentence. Hmm? (sees a ladder on top of the plane) *Calls out* I found a ladder!
George Jacqueline: Great! Now, just...
(the ladder falls, but it's cut in half)
Craig: It was too heavy to carry, so I used this chainsaw to cut it in half, so I could throw it down easily. (pulls out a chainsaw from behind his back)
George Jacqueline: Grrrr!
(George has a meltdown bangs his head on the wall)
Stephanie: George, George! Calm down, George. Breathe. Aromatize yourself gently.
George Jacqueline: (starts sweating, then stops sweating, calms down and breaths slowly) I feel OK now. But how are we gonna get up there without a ladder? (the boomerang from earlier comes back and hits George's head) Huh? (picks up the boomerang) How did the boomerang come back?
Stephanie: George, I think it's because...
George Jacqueline: Never mind.
(George throws the boomerang away)
George Jacqueline: Now, where was I? You said how are you gonna get up there without a ladder. Oh, right. Thanks for pointing that out.
(Stephanie looks at George)
George Jacqueline: You didn't see that.
Stephanie: I clearly did.
George Jacqueline: OK, you did. Now, back to the question - HOW DO WE GET UP THIS FREAKING WALL?!
Stephanie: Like this.
(Stephanie back flips and grabs on to the opposite wall, leaps and grabs the other wall, then onto the one and she leaps off the wall again, gets onto the left-hand roof and somersaults herself onto the right-hand roof)
Stephanie: Easy like spa treatment with ambient music in the background.
George Jacqueline: *Whispers* HOLY WOW, THAT WAS WICKED! But, I'm still down here. How can I do those cool moves?
(Winthrop walks by and sneezes out some rope)
Winthrop: Hey, George. (walks off)
Stephanie: How nasty.
(George picks up the rope and Stephanie feels she wants to hurl)
George Jacqueline: Hey, Steph! If I toss you this rope, can you hold it so I can climb up the wall?
Stephanie: Eww! I mean I would, but I don't wanna hold a rope covered in spit.
(Stephanie looks at Craig, who's chewing his hand; He turns to look at Stephanie)
Craig: What?
Stephanie: George is about to lasso a rope up here. Would you mind grabbing a hold of it?
Craig: Rope? Forget that.
(Craig launches his tongue out of his mouth and it goes down towards George)
George Jacqueline: Huh?
Craig: Grab on, buddy!
(George grabs Craig's tongue and Craig pulls him up onto the wall)
George Jacqueline: Yes! Thanks, Craig. I forgot he could do that. Anyway, shall we get in your plane then?
Stephanie: I just need to check her engine to see if she's ready enough to go.
(Stephanie walks to Donna and checks her engine and propeller)
Donna: Am I good to go?
Stephanie: Hmm... yes! We can take off now.
George Jacqueline: Sweet!
Stephanie: Come on then, guys.
(Stephanie, George and Craig all get in Donna)
Stephanie: I'll just put the key in...
(Stephanie puts the key in a slot, turns it and Donna's engine starts)
Stephanie: Here we go. (puts on some pilot goggles)
George Jacqueline: (turns to Craig) Brace yourself, Craig!
(Craig puts braces on his teeth and smiles)
Craig: Ready!
George Jacqueline: I'm totally sure of it.
(the song "Don't Stop Me Now" by the band Queen plays, the Donna's engine starts and the plane starts flying off the wall and into the sky, then out of the city)
George Jacqueline: Whoo! This is such a great ride! So, Stephanie? How does one unlock their true potential and what is it exactly?
Stephanie: The best description I give is that true potential itself is unlocking the highest level of special power accessible to us, tapped into overcoming the emotional obstacles that holding back from being unleashed. Is that too complicated?
George Jacqueline: No... not at all.
Stephanie: Good. If you'll excuse me, while we head to the saloon where Sponghuck is working, I'm just gonna listen to some calming music so I can concentrate on flying and try to relax my mind, so I don't have any anxiety attacks. Feel free to turn on the radio if you want.
(Stephanie puts in her earphones, plays some chill music on her phone and sighs in relief)
George Jacqueline: Radio? (sees the radio button) Ooh.
(George looks at Stephanie, then at the radio button and presses it multiple times and plays various music)
George Jacqueline: Now THIS is my jam.
Craig: George, what you doing?
George Jacqueline: Listening to various bits of music.
(George switches to a jingle theme)
Craig: Ahhh! Psychological horror!
(Craig turns around, but George grabs his hand)
George Jacqueline: Craig, don't even try to jump out the plane!
Craig: I'm not trying to jump out, I'm trying to look away from the radio!
George Jacqueline: How can you look away if it's just the audio?!

More coming soon...

(an alarm beeps and the screen in Donna reads "DANGER")
Stephanie: Oh, no. Something's wrong with the engine!
George Jacqueline: I'll get out and check.
Stephanie: George, it's too dangerous!
George Jacqueline: It's fine. Watch.
(George gets out Donna and using some suction cups, climbs under the plane to the front where engine is) (wind from the propeller blows on his face and he has trouble breathing) (George then takes out a full face mask and puts it on)
George Jacqueline: That's better. Now, let's have a look. (the propeller keep moving left and right) Ah! I see the problem... (a loose screw can be seen up close on the engine) There's a loose screw. I'll fix it!
Stephanie and Donna: No!
Donna: Is he mad?!
George Jacqueline: Hmm...
(George take off his head, puts his hand inside his body and rummages through it, then takes out a spatula)
George Jacqueline: Hmm, this will do.
Stephanie: George, I mean it - it's too dangerous!
George Jacqueline: It might be! But I am gonna fix this, so it will land safely.
(George unscrews the screw with the spatula, but the propeller falls off and the engine explodes, then George gets back in his seat)
Donna: *Slightly deeper voice* Ouch.
George Jacqueline: See, told you nothing wou...
(the alarm beeps again and "DANGER" reads on the screen again)
George Jacqueline: Oh, dear.
Craig: Hmm? Did you say "Oh, dear"? Sorry, I was busy listening to someone saying... "Oh, dear". Wait, why did you "oh dear"?
Donna: Because we're going down!!
Stephanie: Hold tight, guys!
(Stephanie loses control of Donna, who spins around as they go down, then Donna crashes onto the ground, tumbles and then stops all completely damaged) (after a little few seconds, George, Stephanie and Craig get out from the wreckage; they all cough a little)
Stephanie: Are you guys OK?
Craig: Yeah. At least we survived.
Stephanie: Yep. And aside from a few bruises, we're surprisingly unharmed. But Donna's pretty much demolished.
George Jacqueline: Steph, I'm so sorry. I was just trying to help. I don't know what I thinking! *Groans*
Stephanie: Hey, hey, hey... it's OK George. I get you were trying to help. You're trying to feel part of the team. It's not easy being a newbie. I got off to a rough start too when I first joined The Double E's, so don't worry. Just calm down. Better?
George Jacqueline: *Breathes in and out* Yeah, I'm... I'm OK.
Stephanie: Good. We shall have to continue our journey on foot.
George Jacqueline: Wait, we're just gonna leave your plane here?
Stephanie: We've got no choice. She's completely destroyed and if we could put her back together, it would take ages.
George Jacqueline: OK. But I'm worried that Craig might start making annoying noises like-
Craig: AUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUT... GREASE FIRE!!!
George Jacqueline: (covers his eyes) Like those.
Stephanie: Don't worry, the sooner we're there, the sooner we can stop walking. And anyway, I'll keep an eye on Craig. If he gets more annoying, I will deal with him.
George Jacqueline: Really?
Stephanie: Yes. So, are you ready to go?
George Jacqueline: Yes. Yes I AM! I won't give up, even if Craig does make annoying sounds. Even if I don't get used to it the first time. Even if... I got nothing else. Let's just go. Come on, Craig. What are you waiting for? Christmas?
Craig: Actually, Easter.
(George sighs and then he, Stephanie and Craig start walking and the sun is beaming heavily on them)
George Jacqueline: Man, it's getting hot.
Craig: (sticks out his tongue, which is dry and cracked) My tongue has dried up.
Stephanie: Man, it's getting sweaty actually.
(Stephanie takes off her hoodie and ties it around her waist))
Stephanie: Yeah, that's better.
George Jacqueline: Erm, Steph... are you feeling OK?
Stephanie: Yeah, why.
George Jacqueline: It's just... I think you may have chickenpox.
Stephanie: What?
George Jacqueline: The spots on your face?
Stephanie: Wha... (gets out a mirror) But it's children that usually get... (looks at herself) *Sighs* George, these are freckles. They're natural. You can see them much clearer in the sun.
George Jacqueline: Honestly, I never noticed them. Would I be able to get some freckles?
Stephanie: Depends, really. I'm not gonna say it's impossible, but judging from the fact your face is grey and made of metal, it's not that likely. Mind you, a small bunch of dark skinned people do have freckles. But white people are more likely to have them, especially if they have blue eyes and blonde or red hair. My hair is naturally blonde. You on the other hand have green eyes and your hair, at the moment, is dyed blue.
George Jacqueline: No, my hair is naturally blue. Us Humanoid Bombheads are born with blue hair if you're a boy and pink hair if you're a girl.
Stephanie: Hmm. I see.
George Jacqueline: OK, we should stop distracting ourselves. We need to get to Sponghuck. It won't take long at all, right? (a couple of hours passes; George is hot and tired and Stephanie is feeling normal and Craig jumps up and down and flaps his arms)
George Jacqueline: Are we there yet?
Stephanie: Don't worry. We will get there. I promise from my heart. (puts her hand on her chest)
Craig: KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!!
George Jacqueline: Grrr! I can't take it anymore!
Stephanie: I got this. (picks up a cactus)
Craig: KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKAB...(Stephanie hits Craig with the cactus and he flies off-screen) Ow, ah, ow!
George Jacqueline: You are super strong! And you picked up a cactus without getting hurt.
Stephanie: *Giggles* Well you know... (blushes) I mean, I don't wanna brag or anything. Also... (
(George and Stephanie continue walking)
George Jacqueline: Anyway, what is your plan?
Stephanie: We walk across this empty desert and sail across the spooky... dangerous... haunted... Ghastly Waters... to get to Sponghuck and the saloon, so then he take us to Tyler, then we look for Scooter, Josie and Bash, then we head to King Axecutioner's castle.
George Jacqueline: Well that seems...
(Stephanie's tracking device beeps; Craig is eating bits of the cactus)
Stephanie: *Gasps* My tracking device has detected something! (gets out her tracking device)
George Jacqueline: What?
Stephanie: It's saying there are Balloonions about. It's hard to find them because they're as fast as the speed of sound. However, every time they move, they make really quiet whirling noises. But I have a sound detecting device I created in school that can listen to the sound.
(Stephanie gets out a blue tracking device made from a stethoscope with "Stephascope" written on the side)
Craig: What sound detecting system? That's a stethoscope.
Stephanie: No, it's not. This is... The Stephascope!
Craig: That's what I said! A stethoscope.
Stephanie: No, no, no. It is pronounced "stethoscope", but it's spelt with the first six letters of my name, plus scope at the end. Stephascope?
Craig: Oooooh...! Yeah, I don't know if that's clever, ridiculous or both.
Stephanie: And you're the one saying that? Anyway...
(Stephanie uses her Stephascope to listen for sounds and the Stephascope only detects wind and a tumbleweed, then it detects a Balloonion's whirl)
Stephanie: They're around here somewhere. Over there!
(Three Balloonions appear and the three hide behind a rock)
Stephanie: OK, we just gotta keep really quiet. Even though Balloonions don't have ears, their hearing is phenomenal. They can here sounds from the other side of the planet. So, we just gotta keep really quiet.
(Craig is eating some nachos and George takes the bag away from him)
George Jacqueline: *Whispers* Shut up, you idiot.
Craig: Sorry.
(Craig burps and the Balloonions look at the rock)
Stephanie: Oh, no!
Balloonion Abby: What was that?
Balloonion Isaac: Someone's spying on us.
(The Ballooons float towards the rock, Stephanie covers George and Craig's mouths and they cower in fear; Then Balloonion Abby and Balloonion Isaac look behind the rock and the three have disappeared)
Balloonion Isaac: There's no one here.
Balloonion Abby: Must be hearing things again.
Balloonion Jake: Yeah, must be.
(Stephanie leaps and flips from behind the rock and stamps on Balloonion Isaac, popping him, then uses her gun to shoot Balloonion Abby, popping her, but Balloonion Jake manages to escape)
Stephanie: *Pants* (gets a piece of one of the Balloonions off her shoe) Ew, gross! Balloonion corpse. Where did the third go?
George Jacqueline: (he's covering his ears) Ow. Have they gone?
Craig: KOOKABURRA!
George Jacqueline: (punches Craig) Shut up, Craig!
Stephanie: We're fine. It's safe to carry on. The Balloonions may have excellent hearing and speed, but their defence is terrible. After all, they're balloons, so they can just pop. We'll forget about the third one. Come on. We need to gather the rest of the Double E's back together, then head to King Axecutioner's castle.
(they walk quietly past while Craig still bounces up and down flapping his arms; Balloonion Jake looks at them)
Stephanie: So, as I was saying, we need to get across this empty desert and get across the Ghastly Seas to find Sponghuck at the saloon he's currently working at. Then he can take us to a gas station where he parked his spaceship.
George Jacqueline: A gas station? I thought you said he had a spaceship, not a flying car.
Craig: Yeah, or a bus.
George Jacqueline: Or a truck.
Craig: Or a cement mixer.
George Jacqueline: Or a tractor.
Craig: Or a bike.
George Jacqueline: Bikes don't run on gas, you idiot.
Craig: Motorbikes do.
(George, Stephanie and Craig reach the Ghastly Waters)
George Jacqueline: The Ghastly Waters. Now, how do we get across?
Craig: Guys! I found a boat! (Craig appears standing on a sailboat)
Stephanie: Perfect! Can't believe I said that to Craig.
George Jacqueline: Let's go. (gets onto the boat and so does Stephanie) *Sighs* So, how long will it take to get to the saloon?
Stephanie: (puts her hoodie back and zips it) Oooh... probably all night.
George Jacqueline: WHAT?! OK, calm down George... at least I have company. Yeah, and we have food. So it's fine.
Stephanie: Oh by the way, be cautious. Every now and then, the vicious Mist Fish, likes to float creepily around this sea looking for it's next victims to fill it's hunger.
George Jacqueline: Steph... I'm sure a lot of people was wrong about thinking The Extraordinary Eight were a myth and just comic book characters, but even in Weird World, who has ever seen a "Mist Fish"?
Craig: Does it get it's name because the fisherman's supposed dinner was a "mist" opportunity?
(a Joke Rimshot Drum plays)
George Jacqueline: You know, for a bad pun alert, that's actually a really good point.
Stephanie: You guys don't believe in the Mist Fish? Former minion of King Axecutioner hired to keep guard of the Ghastly Waters while he takes over the world and try and prevent others from defeating him and reversing his work?
George Jacqueline: I didn't know, he wasn't in any of the comics.
Craig: What does he look like?
Stephanie: He's a skeleton fish made of mist... or fog, or clouds or... something similar. Regardless, please keep an eye on him.
George Jacqueline: OK. Shall we set sail, then?
Craig: (rummages through the boat) Guys, I can't find the oars.
George Jacqueline: Craig, it's a sailboat. The wind will just blow it across.
(some wind starts picking up and the boat starts moving)
George Jacqueline: See?

More coming soon...

(a giant blue fish pops out the water)
Stephanie: *Stutters* The Mist Fish!
George Jacqueline: Vicious? Steph... that's just a giant blue fish and he looks so... friendly and harmless. I wonder if Molly, Mitchell and Mickey fancy a new friend?
Craig: Tell what I fancy... a delicious fish and chips meal.
(The blue fish's skin tears apart to reveal the Mist Fish)
Craig: Looks like we're about to be the delicious meal.
Stephanie: You had to say "delicious".
(The Mist Fish roars at the three showing rows of teeth)
George Jacqueline: Wow. That's actually kinda terrifying.
Stephanie: Let me and Craig take this one, OK?
George Jacqueline: OK. Do your stuff. *Whispers* I get to see Stephanie and Craig fight a monster! Good time to observe what they can do.
Stephanie: Craig... get out your lasers! (Craig picks up two razors) Craig, not "razors", "lasers".
(Craig picks up two blazers)
George Jacqueline: Craig, she said "lasers", not "blazers"! (Craig picks up multiple things like a remote, a sandwich, a hand mirror, a garden fork and then one of the oars) No, not that. No. No. No. No! Forget it, let's try something else.
Craig: We could try my lasers.
George Jacqueline: We tried your lasers, but you keep picking up objects that rhyme with laser.
Craig: Good idea, let's use my lasers. Once I try and find them. I don't have them. I lost them shortly after we split up.
George Jacqueline: (puts his hand on his face) *Sighs* Walnut brain.
Craig: (snaps his fingers) Oh, idea! (puts his hand in the water and grabs a seahorse by the tail) Voila. (the seahorse flaps around in Craig's arms while he makes a really weird turkey sound) (he then slams the seahorse onto the boat puts it to his ear to hear it's heartbeat) Hey, punk!
(the Mist Fish turns around)
Craig: Eat this!
(Craig throws the seahorse but it gently hits the Mist Fish, who devours the seahorse whole)
Craig: Oh. I don't think he wanted a seahorse. He probably wanted a swordfish. Or a lobster. Or a stingray. Yes, a stingray! (puts his hand pick in the water) Found one! (Craig holds up the stingray while smiling, but then gets stung and drops it in the water) Ow! I just got struck by a "ray" of light.
(a Joke Rimshot Drum plays)
George Jacqueline: Bad pun alert.
Stephanie: Light? Light! Craig, for once, you've figured it out. We can defeat him with light. And for this, we'll need... (gets a short coral stick from her rucksack and expands it to make it longer and becomes a magical staff) ...this.
George Jacqueline: *Gasps loudly in excitement* The Milky Staff...
Stephanie: I know, it's cool, isn't it? Anyway, the Mist Fish only comes out at night, or if it's raining, misty or cloudy. And what do you know, it's all three of them right now. Any kind of light - sunlight, ultraviolet light or even just the light from a lightbulb (holds up a lightbulb) will disintegrate him, causing him to turn to dust, once and for all. So, I'm gonna use some Milk Bolts in my staff to strike him. It's easy.
George Jacqueline: You might wanna hurry before he goes...
(The Mist Fish goes back underwater)
George Jacqueline: ...back underwater. Now what?
Stephanie: Not to worry. I know what to do.
(Stephanie takes off her hoodie)
George Jacqueline: Err... Steph? What are you doing?
(Stephanie has her top off and takes off her shorts to reveal a black two piece swimsuit)
Stephanie: What? Can't you swim?
George Jacqueline: Actually no. Not that well.
Craig: I don't have legs and my arms are too short.
Stephanie: Well, it's a good thing I'm an excellent swimmer. (puts some some goggles) I loved swimming and I even took lifeguarding duties as a teen, which I even considered as a career. (puts on a weapon belt that has her gun in the pocket) Right, here we go.
(Stephanie straps her staff to her back, then dives into the water and swims towards the Mist Fish, gets her staff and shoots a Milk Bolt, but the Mist Fish bounces it back using his teeth and it hits Stephanie, but with no effect, then she fires her gun towards it, but the bullet bounces off his tooth and sinks)
George Jacqueline: How do you think she's doing?
Craig: I don't know.
George Jacqueline: I doubt Stephanie can defeat that thing all by herself. If only there was something I could do to help. (raises his arms) If only I could provide some light for her.
(George's hands start glowing pink, then he puts them down and they start fading)
George Jacqueline: Wait a sec...
(George raises them up again and they start glowing pink again)
Craig: What's going on?
(Meanwhile, Stephanie she shoots another bullet and the Mist Fish dodges it, then shoots another Light Bolt and it gets stuck between rocks and a beam shines towards the top and the Mist Fish laugh, Stephanie is starting to lose breath, then suddenly, the beam of light from the Milk Bolt shines off Stephanie's pearl and onto the Mist Fish and he screams, suffocates, disintegrates and turns to dust, Stephanie, feeling confused, swims back up, George's hands are glowing bright pink, then they stop)
George Jacqueline: What just happened?
(Stephanie reaches the surface, takes a big breath)
Stephanie: Guys! (tosses her staff onto the boat) Did you see that? (jumps back onto the boat and removes her goggles) The beam of light from one of my Light Bolts moved by itself, shone off my forehead pearl, onto the Mist Fish and he turned into dust!
Craig: And did you see George's hands glow bright pink?
Stephanie: Bright pink?
George Jacqueline: Yeah, I just did raised my hands in the air and...
(Stephanie's pearl light is moving)
Stephanie: Wha... My pearl light is...
(George's hands are glowing bright pink again)
George Jacqueline: What's going on?
Stephanie: George... Oh, my God, no! You... have... light control! That's one of Sadie's most prominent powers.
George Jacqueline: So, let's say I did this...
(George gets out his torch, turns if on, making a beam of light and raises his other hand in the air and the beam of light from the torch moves around)
George Jacqueline: That's so cool!
Stephanie: And look guys! We made it out of the Ghastly Waters.
All: Hooray!
Stephanie: Now we just got to wait until we sail to shore, but like I said it'll probably take till morning. Now George, if I may ask - did you pack a towel? I'm soaked. And a teensy bit... extremely cold.
George Jacqueline: Yes. A nice big warm one. Here you are.
(George gives Stephanie a towel, which she wraps around herself)
Stephanie: *Sighs* That's better. Thanks.
(The three all lay down in the boat and look at the stars)
Stephanie: The night sky looks beautiful tonight.
Craig: Yeah... *Yawns* (falls asleep and his tongue sticks out the boat) Apples... Chicken. (wakes up quickly) Flamenco eggs! (falls back to sleep instantly)
George Jacqueline: You know what... it hasn't been long since this journey started, but already, I'm having the greatest time of my life.
Stephanie: I'm glad.
(George is asleep; Stephanie giggles, then looks up to the sky, then she yawns and slowly falls asleep; the scene fades away and fades into morning, the sun is shining in the sky, everyone is still sleeping; suddenly, the boat crashes onto shore and George wakes up in shock)
George Jacqueline: AHH! Help! An apocalypse is upon us! Call the Navy, lock your doors, gather all your fizzy drinks! (falls back)
Stephanie: (wakes up) Wha... *Yawns* Apocalypse? What are you on about? And why am I half-naked wrapped in a large towel? (sits up) Hey we made it! I better get my clothes on.
George Jacqueline: Craig, wake up!
Craig: I want brunch 24/7.
George Jacqueline: Walnut brain!
(Craig wakes up in shock)
Craig: I'm awake! I think.
George Jacqueline: What time is it?
Stephanie: (puts on her looks at her watch) 7 in the morning. (zips up her hoodie)
George Jacqueline: So, we slept on a boat and it took us... 9 hours to get here? Wow. (puts his hands in his pockets) Wait a min... (pulls a cigarette out) What's this doing in he... I don't even...
Stephanie: *Snaps his fingers* Give it here.
George Jacqueline: I beg your pardon?
Stephanie: GIVE IT HERE! (her pearl turns red)
George Jacqueline: OK, OK! *Pants* Your pearl can turn red when you're angry and here you go!
(George hands the cigarette to Stephanie, who puts it in her pearl)
Stephanie: Sorry, George. I didn't frighten you, did I?
George Jacqueline: No, I'm fine. *Pants* I think I need to calm down a bit.
Craig: Hey, look! (a saloon appears) The saloon! I need to question though why there would be a saloon in the middle of nowhere? But then again, we live on a planet called Weird World, so it don't matter to me. Wa-hey! (bounces off the boat and to the saloon)
Stephanie: Now, we just need to get Sponghuck to re-join us and I have an idea on how to do that. Craig, stop!
(Craig freezes)
Stephanie: Craig, I said "stop", not "freeze".
(Craig unfreezes)
Craig: What is it?
Stephanie: OK, Craig. You know that window?
(Craig sees two windows at the side of the saloon)
Craig: Which one? There's two of them.
Stephanie: (walks to the windows) That one. The one on your left-hand side. You must sneak into the woman's bathroom...
Craig: Woah, woah, woah! I'm not going the extra mile here, man!
Stephanie: What? No! You must open the window from inside the woman's bathroom, because we can't open it from the outside, so I can sneak in and I can put on a disguise while I'm in there. Try to make sure no girls see you... or me.
George Jacqueline: Hang on, there are three things I have to ask about this plan. Number 1, why don't you just break the glass on the window? Number 2, why don't you just go in through the door? And number 3... why do you need to wear a disguise?
Stephanie: For the first question, I would hurt myself if I tried to break the window, plus people would hear us and I'd have to pay for the window, even though I haven't got money on me right now.
George Jacqueline: Do you have money in your pockets... or your pearl?
Stephanie: *Sighs* No. As for the other two questions, I don't want people to see me. People haven't cared for the team in many years now and I'm only after Sponghuck. I don't want anyone else to recognise me. Does that answer your questions?
George Jacqueline: Maybe.
Stephanie: Good. Now, let's roll! George, you wait there.
(Craig goes inside the saloon)
Craig: Ooh. Look at this place. Huh?
(Sponghuck is seen cleaning some glasses)
Craig: (knocks the table) Excuse me?
Sponghuck: (stops cleaning and is revealed to have a moustache on) What?! I mean... *Sarcastically* Can I help you? (turns around) Holy... Craig? *Whispers* What are you doing here?
Craig: It's a long story. I'll explain later. Right now, I need to use the bathroom.
Sponghuck: Sure, whatever. It's right there.
(The bathroom door is between the bar and the front door)
Craig: Thanks. (goes into the bathroom)
(Craig goes into the woman's bathroom, which is empty)
Craig: Coast is clear.
(Craig jumps to the window and opens it)
Craig: OK, Steph! It's yours.
Stephanie: Thanks!
(Stephanie jumps up to get up to the window and she jumps into the bathroom)
Stephanie: I really don't know how you figured out this was the girls bathroom. And frankly, nor do I care. Right then, I'll get changed and you get George inside the saloon. (hands Craig a cowboy hat) Give him this hat. Now, go!
(Stephanie takes off her top and Craig is still there)
Stephanie: Craig, do you mind?
Craig: Not at all. Please... continue.
(Stephanie summons gets out her gun and points it at Craig)
Craig: OK, man! I'm getting out!
(Craig comes out the bathroom)
Craig: Man, it's hot in there.
Sponghuck: Whatever? Do you want a drink?
Craig: Maybe a quick on... Hang on, I left something outside. One second.
(Craig goes back outside)
(Stephanie comes out the bathroom wearing a cowgirl hat, sunglasses, white crop top, USA flag bikini bottoms and cowgirl boots and everyone stares at her in amazement, except for Sponghuck, who's still cleaning some glasses)
Cowboy: Oh, my God.
Green Block: *Wolf-whistles*
Cactus: Ooh la la!
(George and Craig come in)
George Jacqueline: OK, so what are w-w-What the...
Sausage Dog: Hey, barman...!
Sponghuck: I don't care.
Crusty: Who's the cute chick?
Sneezy: Err...
Crusty: She's not as cute as you, Sneezy!
Sneezy: Err... er... ah...choo! *Sniffs* Sorry.
Stephanie: What are you lot staring at? *Whispers* Get back to what your doing.
(Everyone goes back to what their doing and Stephanie walks to George and Craig)
Stephanie: OK, George and Craig, you stay here and keep an eye out for any evil watching us.
Craig: Got it.
George Jacqueline: I'll check now. (takes off his head and holds it out the door)
Stephanie: No, not like... that?
George Jacqueline: (puts his head through the door and looks around) (puts his head back on) We are not being watched! *Gasps*
(Everyone in the bar is staring at George)
George Jacqueline: Uhh... (picks up a take away cup of smoothie left on a table and drinks it in one go, then scrunches it up with his head and puts it in his mouth, after a few seconds here spits it out and it flies into the bin)
(The crowd is amazed by George's performance and continues what they are doing)
Crusty: What a talented follow, eh?
Sneezy: Yes. *Sneezes* Shall we continue our game of Snap?
Crusty: Sure, why not?
Stephanie: I don't know how you did that. Removing you're own head? That's pretty impressive.
George Jacqueline: You didn't know the most prominent aspect of us Humanoid Bombheads? You got quite a bit to learn about me, sweetheart.
Stephanie: Yeah... OK. Now then. (walks up to the table) Psst, Sponghuck?
Sponghuck: *In grumpy mood* What? Hang on, how do you know my name?
Stephanie: It's me - Stephanie. You know - Stephanie Winter Valentine? The leader of The Extraordinary Eight. I used to be a human from Planet Earth. *Sighs* You used to joke about me being a member of SWV?
Sponghuck: Hm? Stephanie? (takes off his moustache) It's you? Hey, I guess. I haven't seen you since... Anyway, that don't matter. Why are you here and why is Craig here too?
Stephanie: I'm trying to get the team back together. Mainly because King Axecutioner is hatching out a new plan. (projects things with her pearl) I've discovered that he's got possession of The Ultimate Elemental Axe and using some black essence, a fireball and the remains of the original axe, he's made it even more powerful than before, so we need to stop him, destroy the axe and prevent everyone and everything from going blast off! Whilst at the same time maybe we'll unlock our true potentials.
Sponghuck: And why should I come along?
Stephanie: Because you're one of us. I mean yeah, you were never the most competent of the team, but you still fought with us and fought for others. Even Craig will tell you.
Craig: Sponghuck... (looks at the menu) ...I think I'll have a...
(Stephanie slaps Craig)
Craig: Sponghuck... Stephanie is right. You did what was right. Despite your cowardliness and impassiveness, you never turned our back on us.
Sponghuck: True.
Craig: Stephanie did that first when we broke up.
Stephanie: Craig!
Craig: The point we're trying to get is that you should at least try to give The Extraordinary Eight another chance. It may bring us back into the limelight and trust me, you love nothing more than being in the limelight.
Sponghuck: *Sighs* I guess I could come. I still gotten over divorcing with my last wife, so... you know... bring it on. OK, let's do it! Wait a minute...
(George is talking to some of the customers)
Sponghuck: Who is that?
Stephanie: Huh? Oh, that's our new recruit, George and our potential replacement for Sadie... George! You were meant to be keeping watch!
George Jacqueline: What? Oh, sorry!
(George looks out the door)
George Jacqueline: It's OK, nothing there. *Sighs* I'm sorry, Steph. I... I get distracted really easily.
Sponghuck: Err, mate, no offence to you, but Steph, are you really recruiting this guy to replace Sadie?
Stephanie: Well...
George Jacqueline: You're replacing Sadie? Steph, even if you add more members, Sadie could never be replaced.
Stephanie: Yeah... I know. We thought that was the case, until...
George Jacqueline: And can I please ask, why couldn't you guys continue as a seven?
Stephanie: *Sighs* I was so grieved and struck by her death, that I couldn't bring myself to continue fighting and that forced me to walk away.
Craig: And that caused the rest of us to walk away. Or in my case bounce away or in Sponghuck's case, float away.
Sponghuck: Craig, I may float on a bubble most of the time, but I can walk.
Stephanie: Look, the point I'm trying to get across is that after many years of despair and lack of hope, I've finally decided enough is enough. That's when I got the plan to search for everyone and find someone else to replace Sadie. That's when I aimlessly found you. But I'm glad I did! You're a good person, darling.
George Jacqueline: Do you think?
Stephanie: Yes.
Craig: Yeah, man.
Sponghuck: Probably... I dunno.
(Craig slams Sponghuck with a large hammer)

More coming soon...

(Ballooonion Jake arrives back at the castle, where King Axecutioner is eating some fruit served by some of the other Balloonions, all the while classical music is playing in the background; Ballooonion Jack enters the room)
Ballooonion Jake: Your Majesty!
King Axecutioner: Ahh, Balloonion Jake. You're back. Where are Balloonion Abby and Balloonion Issac?
Balloonion Jake: Yeah erm... about that. And I have quite a bit to tell you.
(Outside the room, Hikouki is about to go past the door; King Axecutioner bursts his axe through the door and slams it, nearly cutting Hikouki, then he pokes his head out)
King Axecutioner: WHAT?!! The Extraordinary Eight is reuniting?! I knew they'd eventually try again! Oi! Get Hank and Roger to come here this instant! We're arranging a meeting.
Hikouki: Sure thing Your Majesty, but why?
King Axecutioner: It's time for us to do something we've been waiting a long time to do. We're gonna set up a losing game.
Hikouki: Ooh! Are we going to the arcade?
(King Axecutioner slams his axe down again)
King Axecutioner: NO! We're going to take over... everything!
Hikouki: But isn't that what we've always been planning to do?
King Axecutioner: Yes and we've tried and failed to do it before. But we now have the ultimate weapon and once Hank gets it out of it's case, we'll become unstoppable! In the meantime though, I think I will need you guys to make some distractions... stop them from coming here. And I have a few other plans. Ooh, I've been waiting a long time. This shall be a fun reunion... FOR ME!! (cackles)

More coming soon...

(George picks a black t-shirt with a purple fiery bone design & the words "Bewitched Tranquillity" on it)
George Jacqueline: Hey, you got a Bewitched Tranquillity t-shirt?
Sponghuck: Yeah. You a metalhead?
George Jacqueline: Can't you tell? (knocks on his head)
Sponghuck: I meant are you a fan of metal music?
George Jacqueline: Do steel drums count as metal music?
(Sponghuck looks confused)
George Jacqueline: I'm kidding. Yes, I quite like metal music, although be careful whenever playing any songs with the word "metal" or names of any kind of metal in it's title.
Stephanie, Craig and Sponghuck: Why?
George Jacqueline: Because I cringe every single time and occasionally go on a frenzy. It's a bizarre feeling I've had ever since I was young.
Sponghuck: I'll keep that in mind.
Stephanie: Speaking of music, does this thing have a radio? It's too quiet in here.
Sponghuck: I guess a bit of music wouldn't hurt.
(Sponghuck turns on a red button and a radio starts playing "Metal Guru" by T. Rex)
Sponghuck: Happy?
Stephanie: Yep.
Sponghuck: You know, I'm actually quite a sucker for glam rock.
(George starts to cringe and clenches his fist)
Sponghuck: OK then, better change it.
(Sponghuck changes the song to "Brass Monkey" by Beastie Boys and George calms down)
Sponghuck: Hmm, this sounds alright. Not really my kind of genre, but whatever.
(George cringes again)
Sponghuck: Right then. Changing it again.
(Sponghuck changes the song to "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath and George calms down)

More coming soon...

Tyler: I will be back in exactly... 7 minutes and 53 minutes.
George Jacqueline: How do you know?
Tyler: I know everything.
George Jacqueline: You know everything?
Tyler: Yes.
George Jacqueline: I bet you couldn't name the exact time, date and cause of my death.
Tyler: You're death, huh?
Stephanie: Why do and why WOULD you want to know that?
Tyler: Actually, it's best not to say anything about that. Anything else? Something less scary?
George Jacqueline: You want more questions? OK. Let's put it to the test. Things may get a bit edgy. (cracks his knuckles and haunting sounds play in the background) What's bigger - a raven or a crow?
Tyler: A raven.
George Jacqueline: Why is grass green?
Tyler: Grass contains a chemical called chlorophyll, which gives it it's green colour.
George Jacqueline: What is the name of Neptune's largest moon?
Tyler: Triton.
George Jacqueline: How many months have 28 days?
Tyler: All 12 of them. That's a trick question, because February has ONLY 28 days (29 in leap years), where as every month has AT LEAST 28 days.
George Jacqueline: How long is the Yellow River in China in kilometres square?
Tyler: 752,546km square.
George Jacqueline: On Radiohead's 2001 album Amnesiac, what was the name of track 4?
Tyler: You and Whose Army?
George Jacqueline: What is 4702 x 1937?
Tyler: 9,107,774.
George Jacqueline: OK. One more. Er... What causes lightning?
Tyler: Lightning is produced in thunderstorms when liquid and ice particles above the freezing level collide, and build up large electrical fields in the clouds. Once these electric fields become large enough, a giant "spark" occurs between them (or between them and the ground) like static electricity, reducing the charge separation. The lightning spark can occur between clouds, between the cloud and air, or between the cloud and ground. Easy-peasy. See told you.
George Jacqueline: Wow! How DOES know everything. I wouldn't have got that.

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Tyler: Then, so many years later, I ended up here! (the tv shows the inside of a cave full of lava) A dangerous, hazardous, lava monster-infested... (a couple of lava monsters come up from the lava) ...cave!
George Jacqueline: A lavary cave? Lava is very dangerous, innit? I mean, what is lava made of?
Craig: Something cheap.
George Jacqueline: *Glares*
Tyler: Lava is made up of crystals, volcanic glass and bubbles. Anyway, that's where I first met... King Axecutioner! There are 6 words to describe him - Dangerous, deadly, dastardly, damnable, despicable and devious.
Craig: Some many Ds.
Tyler: But, he would usually get his words mixed up by saying a word that rhymes or a word similar.
King Axecutioner: (on the TV) Your bread, duh I mean dead.
Tyler: I managed to fight him back, but then, he escaped and travelled to... (tv reveals Rainbow City with a rainbow ocean) ...Weird World, more specifically, the glamorous and colourful Rainbow City.
George Jacqueline: Hey, it's my home! With a rainbow sea?
Tyler: Yes. Rainbow City used to have a rainbow sea, but it was cursed and turned into a normal ocean by King Axecutioner.

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Tyler: OK, George. I'm gonna say some words, then you say the first word that pops into your head, OK?
George Jacqueline: OK, fire away.
Tyler: Evil.
George Jacqueline: Evil.
Tyler: Armament.
George Jacqueline: Armament.
Tyler: Explosion.
George Jacqueline: Explosion.

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Tyler: Whatever. Now, come on, let's go. Who's ready to save the world, then?
George Jacqueline: I am!
Stephanie: I am!
Craig: I am!
Sponghuck: I'm not.
Tyler: Then, let's go find King Axecutioner!
(George, Stephanie and Craig cheer loudly, scaring Sponghuck in the process)
Tyler: And George, put that cow back where you found it.
(scenes cuts to everyone climbing up Craig shapeshifted into a ladder again out of the Sunny Grounds and on the sun again next to the spaceship)
Sponghuck: I still don't know about Geoffrey joining us. I mean, is he as heroic as us?
George Jacqueline: First off, it's George, not Geoffrey and second, I'm every bit as heroic AND cool as you guys. And if I'm not, let me be struck by... (thunder roars) *Gulps* (snaps his fingers) ...a giant rainbow slushie. (a giant rainbow slushie comes flying down) And live! (the slushie stops in the air) Oh. (the slushie lands on George) (Everyone else looks at the slushie) *Muffled* I'm OK.
Tyler: Are you sure?
George Jacqueline: (lifts the slushie, flips it the right side up and gets up) Yes. I'm just woosy. (George feels woosy)
Sponghuck: You need more energy, Geoffro.
Craig: The slushie. You could drink the slushie.
Tyler: Hmm, good idea. The slushie will get you enough energy. If you drunk all that, you'd have enough energy to go around the whole world!
George Jacqueline: Hmm...
(George drinks up all the slushie)
George Jacqueline: (smacks his lips) Ahh.
(George makes a cute face and does a girly scream) (Then, he laughs crazily)
(Everyone else looks confused)
(Everyone carries George into the spaceship and it leaves the Sun and flies back down to Earth and then cuts to the inside where George still has a cute face and is still laughing crazily and Sponghuck are covering his ears)
Sponghuck: When is the sugar gonna wear off? I feel like I'm about to tear my own shirt off!
Craig: I don't know, but I think if we don't.... (puts his elbow on the desk, and an orange light flashes in the spaceship and a beep can be heard)
Woman Voiceover: Self-destruct mode activated! This spaceship will self-destruct in 10 seconds.
(Craig's elbow is revealed to have pressed a red button by mistake)
Craig: You know, you should really put words on these things.
Sponghuck: Grrr!
Stephanie: Self-destruct? Uh, oh.
(after a few seconds the spaceship explodes and everyone falls)
George Jacqueline: *Laughs crazily for a few more seconds* (George stops laughing and his face goes back to normal) Phew. The sugar has wore off. Wait, are we falling?
Sponghuck: *Sighs* Yes.
George Jacqueline: Er, do you mind if I just scream for my life, now?
Sponghuck: Sure. Go ahead. But, please do it quietly.
George Jacqueline: OK, I'll try. *Screams loudly and makes gorilla noises*
Stephanie: Does he always scream like that?
Craig: Well, only when he's super duper scared. Welcome to the death zone.
(Everyone else starts screaming and everyone falls down into Earth)

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Josie: I've got them.
George Jacqueline: (opens his eyes) I'm alive? We're alive? I'm being hung? Wait! Don't hang me! I'm too young to die! And how am I being hung if I don't have a thyroid gland?
Josie: *Clears throat* Up here!
(Josie hangs on to George's hand, then Stephanie is seen below George holding his hand, then Craig is seen hanging on to Stephanie's leg, then Tyler is hanging on to Craig and finally Sponghuck is holding on to Tyler with one hand and has his bubble in his other hand)
Bash: What you caught, Jos?
Josie: Our old friends from The Extraordinary Eight!
Bash: Oh my! Bring them up!
(Cut to Josie pulling Sponghuck up; everyone else is already in the helicopter and Bash closes the door and it starts to fly again)
Sponghuck: Thanks.
Josie: It's great to see you guys again!
George Jacqueline: So you're Josie? And you must be Bash.
(Bash runs up George's body and onto his hand)
Bash: Right on! Good to meet ya!
Stephanie: This is great! Almost everyone's back together! Now we just need-
Josie: Scooter! Look who it is!
Scooter: Ahh! I'm awake! (turns on the autopilot and gets off the pilot seat to reveal himself) No way! Stephanie! Tyler! Craig! Sponghuck!
Stephanie: Scooter. It's been so long. And now... the team is officially back together. I've done it.
Scooter: So, what caused you guys to drop in?
Stephanie: Well ending up here was not intentional, but looking for you guys was. King Axecutioner's back. And he managed to get T.U.E.A.
Josie: *Gasps*
Bash: You're kidding!
Tyler: She isn't. This is a great time to have everyone back together, because things are about to get serious.
Scooter: Say, who's the new guy?
George Jacqueline: I'm George. I'm... well I wouldn't quite say newest member, but Steph brought me along.
Scooter: Well, put it there, fellow glasses wearer.
(Scooter holds out his hand and George shakes it, but lets go and shivers)
George Jacqueline: I forgot! You're made of snow.
Scooter: Oops. My apologies. *sneezes* And I apologise for that too.
George Jacqueline: Yeah, your... allergies. You need any pills?
Scooter: Nahhh... it's permanent. I've been used to it for at least two million years.
George Jacqueline: You're THAT old? How were glasses available back then?
Scooter: They weren't. I only started wearing them 400 years ago. Besides, my vision was still good beforehand. I still don't know HOW I became short-sighted after being around for so long.

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Josie: Scooter!
Scooter: I'm sorry... I try my best to not to scrutinise things. With me being way older than the rest of you, I should know better.
Josie: Hey, listen! I'm not any better. I'm not always confident in myself no matter how hard I try to be.
-
Josie: Come on! Let's save the others.
(Scooter nods in agreement and using their magic and ice powers respectively, the two create a giant bird out of bones and ice)
Scooter: Hmm...
(Scooter grabs a giant saddle and puts in on the bird)
Josie: Perfect. Let's go!
(the bird, Scooter and Josie fly down from the helicopter and the others are still falling, but the bird quickly swoops down and catches them all)
Stephanie: What happened?
Craig: Scooter!
Tyler: Josie!
Scooter: Things are under control guys!
(Stephanie notices the ice, gasps and gets nervous again; George puts his hand on her shoulder to comfort her; The bird flies down to the ground and everybody gets off)
George Jacqueline: That was a close call.
Craig: Huh? Where's Bash?
(Bash pops up from under Craig's hat)
Bash: Here I am! I fell into your hat. Smells like a whole supermarket in there.
Stephanie: Phew. Thank god. Well done, you two.
Scooter: No a problem. Now we should get going before anything else happens.
Hank: What like us trying to take you down... again?
Stephanie: Huh?
(Everyone stops and sees Hank, Hikouki and Roger in front of them)
Craig: What?
Scooter: Hey!
Roger: Oh, look.
Hikouki: We have visitors.
Stephanie: Who are you guys?
Hank: Oh, did we not meet before? We're minions of King Axecutioner. Name's Hank. My associates right there.
Josie: Wait, you three work for him?
Stephanie: Hang on, hang on. If you work for him, then how is he aware that we're coming to his castle?
Hank: Oh, one of our Balloonion friends told him, not long after you MURDERED TWO OTHER ONES!!
Stephanie: Wait... That third one who got away...? Damn it.
George Jacqueline: Steph!
Stephanie: I'm sorry, I should have took him down too, but he was too fast.
Hank: Right! Enough stalling! Let's do our unnecessarily awkward cackle. *Cackles*
(Hikouki and Roger cackle as well)
Stephanie: Why we do even... You know what? Guys... stand your guard!
(Tyler magically summons his emerald gauntlets, Stephanie gets out her Milky Staff and gun, Craig grabs his laser guns, Sponghuck grabs his wafer gun and Red Skull Shield, Scooter magically summons some icy claws, Josie magically summons a pearl wrecking ball and Bash magically summons a gun that shoots peppers)
George Jacqueline: Woah-ha-ho! Now that's The Extraordinary Eight I know! Again, minus Sadie.
Scooter: Hang on! Where did Craig go?
(Craig is revealed to be setting up a fence surrounding them and then adds electricity to them)
Stephanie: Craig! Why would you build an electric fence around us?!
Craig: (bounces back to the others) Now they can't escape. No worries. (picks up his laser guns)
Sponghuck: Could I please take out him, first?
Stephanie: Forget it, Sponghuck.
Scooter: Let's fight!
Tyler: I'll go first!
Stephanie: Get 'em, Tyler!
(Tyler swings his gauntlet to hit Hank but misses)
George Jacqueline: Go, Tyler, go!
(Tyler stares at Roger)
Tyler: Let's see what you got.
Roger: I'll tell what I've got.
(Roger slaps Tyler away and he falls to the ground)
Roger: That.
Josie: Well, Tyler's down. You ready, Bash?
Bash: Hello, I'm Bash! Ha, ha.
(Josie swings her wrecking ball which hits Hikouki's jet engine, making it rocket off)
Hikouki: My jet engine!
Craig: Nice work, guys. That was... (gets hit by the jet engine) Ooh!
(The jet engine flies around uncontrollably with Craig attached to it)
Craig: Look at me, I'm flying! Finally.
(Craig falls off the jet engine and lands, then he gets back up)
Craig: Swirly.
Josie: OK. Now, can we just...
(The jet engine hits Josie with Bash still in her skull)
Scooter: Josie!
Stephanie: Bash!
(Josie falls backwards in slow motion to the ground where Tyler is; Bash gets out Josie's skull, all dizzy)
Sponghuck: *Sighs* My turn, I guess.
Scooter: Erm, no, Sponghuck, I think you should consider...
(Sponghuck punches Scooter away, then fires multiple wafers at Hank, Hikouki and Roger, but they don't hurt them)
Sponghuck: Oh, man. Hi... yah! (throws his shield)
(Roger catches the shield and throws it back to Sponghuck)
Sponghuck: *Yells*
(The shield hits Sponghuck and hits him off his bubble and he falls)
Sponghuck: Ow. I can't get up.
George Jacqueline: Oh, great. We're losing to them! (the boomerang comes back and hits George in the head again) And the boomerang just hit me again. (George throws the boomerang away)
Scooter: What do we do now...? (his eyes go bloodshot)
Stephanie: I know! Do you still have that rainbow diamond?
Scooter: Rainbow diamond? Well... yes. Yes I do. Oh, I get you, yes! (takes out a rainbow diamond)
George Jacqueline: Wait what does that do?
Scooter: Now, we can...
(Roger slams Scooter away, who then lands on Josie and Hank shoots electricity at the rainbow diamond, causing it to disintegrate)
Stephanie: Oh, no. Now what? Wait! I know - Scooter... summon an ice bomb!
Scooter: Gotcha covered.
(Scooter summons an ice bomb)
George Jacqueline: Ice Bomb? What are you going to do with that?
Stephanie: Well, I'll use one of my Milk Bolts to light the bomb... a few steps back. (steps back and lights the ice bomb with one of her Milk Bolts) ...then I'll go ahead and use my staff to...
(Roger picks up Stephanie and she drops her staff)
Stephanie: Hey!
Roger: To do what?
Stephanie: Erm... I'm not too sure what I'm going to do.
(Roger laughs)
Stephanie: Oh, except for this.
(Stephanie kicks Roger between his legs and she lands on her feet)
Roger: Oooh! My coxal bone!
Hank: Oh, you're not getting away with it, sweetheart.
(Hank electrocutes Stephanie and Roger picks up Stephanie, then throws her to the ground, where she lands on her side with a thump)
Stephanie: Ahh! Dude...
George Jacqueline: Steph!
(Hank cackles and Roger joins while he snatches the ice bomb off Scooter, throws it away and it explodes in the distance)
Hikouki: What are you gonna try now?
George Jacqueline: Would using my light controlling powers help with anything?
Stephanie: You could try.
Josie: What light controlling powers?
(George uses his light controlling powers to shine a beam of sunlight on Hank, Hikouki and Roger, but with no effect)
Tyler: The ones Sadie had!
Sponghuck: Huh, that's kinda impressive, I guess. But that won't stop them.
Roger: Erm... What are you trying to do? Suntan us to death?
(Hank, Hikouki and Roger burst out laughing)
George Jacqueline: This ain't working. Craig, you're the only other one still standing. You take them down.
Craig: OK, I'll try.
(Craig shoots many lasers, but the trio keep dodging them)
Craig: George, I'll just do something completely and unexpectedly dumb and screw up like I always... usually do.
George Jacqueline: Which, Craig and listen to me a second... (puts his hands on Craig's shoulders) ...would work in your advantage. Being silly and dumb is your biggest talent. You're not good at many things, I even wrote a book of all the things you're hopeless, but being who you are is what you're best at.
Craig: So, let's say I did... this!
(Craig fires his tongue and wraps it around Hikouki, then he bounces her up and down repeatedly, then swings his tongue and throws Hikouki far away)
Sponghuck: Defeating a bad guy with your tongue. Yeah, that's a metaphor somewhere.
Craig: Excuse me, George.
(Craig removes George's head and George puts another on his body)
George Jacqueline: Craig, what are you...
Craig: Enlarge object!
(Craig enlarges George's head)
Stephanie: Since when did...
Scooter: Oh, he had this way before you joined the team, Steph.
(Craig tosses George's giant bomb head to Roger)
Roger: Oh, feathers.
(George's giant bomb head smashes Roger apart into many pieces, many of which fly away and Roger's head lands next to Hank, whilst George's head bounces over the electric fence and rolls off)
George Jacqueline: Wow, Craig. You're using your own dim-witted and silly personality to defeat the bad guys.
Craig: Which I think gets me my...
(Craig glows and floats a little)
Craig: True potential! I wonder what my new power is...
(Craig shapeshifts into a cat)
Craig: Meow. Ahh, neat! Shapeshifting.
Sponghuck: Then shapeshift into a mighty gorilla and end this.
Craig: Actually. I wanna be a cannon... (shapeshifts into a cannon) ...with wings... (spawns wings) ...that... runs on... (gets a toothpaste tube from behind his back) ...toothpaste!
(Hank and Roger laugh)
(Craig puts the tube into a loader)
Craig: Squeeze me, George.
(George squeezes the tube, filling the loader with toothpaste, then Craig loads himself with Hank and Roger)
Hank: Hey!
Roger: Get us out!
(Craig puffs his cheeks, aims upwards and fires away Hank and Roger, who are now covered in toothpaste; Craig shapeshifts back into himself)
Craig: Minty.
(The others gather to George and then everyone, except Sponghuck who has his arms crossed, cheer and George lands on the ground next to Stephanie, rather exhausted)
Stephanie: (sits up) Great work, Craig. What you just did was amazing and I can't believe I said that to you.
Craig: Thanks.
George Jacqueline: As scatter-brained as he is, you must admit - he definitely has a creative mindset. *Gasps* Oh, my flipping flopping gosh, Steph! (Stephanie's leg is bleeding) You're bleeding!
Stephanie: Wha... Woah! Oooh, that's quite... Yo, guys... calm down. It's cool. It's OK. It's only blood. Don't start to freak. I just need to patch up this wound.
Craig: I got this. (holds up a needle on a string)
George Jacqueline: No, I got this. I came prepared with band aids.
(George rummaged through his rucksack)
George Jacqueline: Where are those band... I definitely packed some. Wait a minute...
(flashback to the scene where George, Stephanie, Craig, Sponghuck and Tyler fall out of Scooter's helicopter and in a close up, it shows the band-aids in George's rucksack flying out and they fall down)
George Jacqueline: That's just great, we've lost them.
Craig: Nice work, major.
George Jacqueline: Shut up, walnut brain.
Stephanie: Erm... guys? Now what? I am starting to freak a bit.
George Jacqueline: OK... Don't freak, Steph. We'll think of something.
(George puts on a glove and gets out a tissue and puts his hand and the tissue on Stephanie's wound)
George Jacqueline: I'll just cover the wound gently and then you guys... Huh?
(George's hand starts to glow pink)
Scooter: Eh?
Josie: What's happening?
(George's hand stops glowing, and he takes the tissue and his hand off Stephanie's leg and her wound is healed)
George Jacqueline: *Gasps* What the hell did I...
Stephanie: Did yo... My leg is... healed. No more blood. George...
George Jacqueline: Do I... D... Do I... have... healing powers?
Stephanie: Just like Sadie. First, light control and now healing powers. Thanks, George. This means a lot.
(Stephanie blushes and does a cute grin)
George Jacqueline: It's no bother. Guess it's just magic.
(Hank and Roger are further away on the ground covered in toothpaste, Hikouki comes up to them, having retrieved her jet engine)
Hikouki: What are you guys laying about for? And is that toothpaste?
(Hank groans, then sees the bomb that rolled off earlier, grabs it, sets it a light and it bounces it back towards the team)
Hank: Let's hope they choke on that. Quick, run for it!
Hikouki: Grab my jet engine!
(Hank and Roger grab Hikouki's jet engine, which it lifts off the ground and they fly away quickly )
George Jacqueline: Now, I have a question - how are we going to get out of this electrical fence that CRAIG "built" around us? And you said you wouldn't escape? What did they do? Anyway, anyone know how we can get out this thing?
Scooter: We could dig a hole underground?
Bash: We could cut the wires?
Sponghuck: We could pull the fence out.
Craig: We could... lick it, so it vanishes.
(Everyone stares at Craig)
Craig: It's only a suggestion, don't get worked up.
Josie: Guys... we still have the bird. We can just fly over the fence. Oh! And I just realised, we can ride it and it can take us to the castle easily, avoiding any other obstacles that could be in our way.
Scooter: You're right, Josie!
Stephanie: Even though, it's made partly from ice, even I can admit that bird really was a great ide-
(the bomb bounces just outside the fence and explodes, startling everyone and the bird flies away)
(Stephanie pants)
Sponghuck: What just happened?
Scooter: The bird!
(the bird is already way too far away)
Josie: Great. Now we're stuck here and even if we find a way to get out, it'll take ages to get to the castle.
Tyler: In terms of the former problem, I got this.
(Tyler uses his gauntlets to punch the fence, taking it down and making an exit)
Tyler: Good thing my gauntlets are electric-proof.
Stephanie: I didn't know they were.
Bash: Me neither.
Craig: I don't think any of us did.
George Jacqueline: I mean the comics never mentioned it.
Stephanie: Wait, I just had another thought guys. Now, we know that King Axecutioner knows we're coming, so it might not be a good idea to sneak in.
Scooter: Well if that's the case, then... the best thing we can probably do is play along, act like... I don't know.
George Jacqueline: A truce, maybe?
Scooter: Yeah... that's good George. One other thing about him is he can be a bit naive at times. So by pretending to agree to a truce between us, sneaking across the castle and hopefully we can get T.U.E.A. and escape without being locked up... or worse. So let's go guys.
(The team continue walking and they come across the edge of the ground and a platform attached to a pole high above)
Tyler: Dead end.
Scooter: If only we could have programmed that bird so it would not get scared easily.
Josie: Never mind that, I wanna know - what's this platform?
Craig: Platform? Looks more like a fairground ride. And I feel more justified to say that because look! The other side is way down below.
(the camera shows the other side at the very bottom and that the platform is standing on a river)
George Jacqueline: I think this platform is meant to take us down there.
Bash: Possibly, but I'm not sure how it would work. I see no lever or buttons.
(Craig bounces onto the platform)
George Jacqueline: Careful Craig!
Craig: Hmm... yeah there's nothing here. Maybe it runs on magic?
(the platform closes and spins down, taking Craig all the way to the ground below and he yells; when he gets to the bottom, he's all dizzy)
Craig: Ahh man... Huh?
(the platform's gate opens and Craig gets off)
Craig: Hey.
George Jacqueline: Craig! Are you OK?
Craig: Yes! The platform's automatic!
(Craig bounces onto the platform again and it takes him back up; he gets off)
Craig: You just to need to step on the platform and it'll take us down. The only issue - not all of us are gonna fit on it.
Tyler: Yeah... seems we can fit three at a time. In that case, we'll go in small groups. I'll go with Craig. Anyone else?
Sponghuck: *Sighs* Fine.
Scooter: Josie and I will go together and we can take one of the others.
Josie: Stephanie?
Stephanie: Sure. Wait, what about George?
George Jacqueline: I can go alone, I don't mind.
Stephanie: You sure?
George Jacqueline: Positive. Don't you worry about me.
Stephanie: Kind of hard NOT to, but... whatever you say.

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Scooter: Let's go. Venture forth!
(Everyone, except George and Craig, go into the tunnel)
Craig: Do we have to count to four? 1, 2, 3, 4.
(Craig goes into the tunnel, but George is still standing and everyone looks at him)
Scooter: George, are you coming?
Stephanie: Don't feel scared. Just walk in.
George Jacqueline: (breathes in and out) OK, I'll give it a shot.
(George takes out a needle and injects it into the cave and Stephanie gets queasy)
George Jacqueline: You OK, Steph?
Tyler: She's really squeamish.
Stephanie: Wow. I almost, but not quite, felt sick. Man, I hate needles.
George Jacqueline: Sorry, Steph. As I was saying - I'll give it a shot and walk straight in.
(George and the others all walk in)
All except Sponghuck: Woah.
Sponghuck: Eh.

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Stephanie: Everyone, lights!
(Stephanie's pearl, Craig's eye, Tyler's gauntlets, Sponghuck's bubble, Scooter's glowing body, icy spines, hair and ice skates, Josie's hair and the inside of Bash's mouth all light up)
George Jacqueline: Good thing I packed a torch! (George takes the torch he packed earlier out of his rucksack and turns it on) Plus, I have my new light controlling powers.

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Stephanie: Tell me an interesting fact about you.
George Jacqueline: Hmm... let's see. Did you know, we Humanoid Bombheads drink our own sweat?
Stephanie: No. Eww. (shudders) And I wish I didn't know that. You got anything less gross?
George Jacqueline: Well... I love working as an electronic producer and I love working with the rest of Zap Cloud. My birthday is November 19th. I'm only 4 foot 2. I'm allergic to almonds. I listen to gothic rock to relieve stress. I feel wearing the colour teal makes me feel like a dork. My favourite food is waffles and my second favourite food is Pop-Tarts. My favourite colour is green. I was born without a thyroid gland. I'm scared of ants, especially predatory ones. I have a secret collection of wrist bands. I'm a T-Mobile customer. I'm ambidextrous. My favourite song is Pretty Green Eyes by Ultrabeat. I hiss like a cat when I wake up on Sundays and see sunlight. I'm still trying to earn a moped license. I sometimes go over-the-top when I drink too much, regardless of what I drink. And... I always wear three pairs of socks.
Stephanie: Really?
George Jacqueline: Nah, that last one was a joke. But the rest is absolutely true.

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(The cave rumbles, and the team reacts with fear and urgency)
Scooter: Everyone, hold on to something! Might be a quake!
The shaking intensifies, and Stephanie begins to experience extreme sensory overload.
George Jacqueline: Steph, are you OK?
(Stephanie runs into a corner, feeling frightened, moans, shakes and puts up her hood before curling herself up into a ball and rocking back and forth, unable to speak)
George Jacqueline: Oh no. Steph! Hang on...
(Stephanie struggles to breathe; George rushes over, quickly grabbing the large towel he gave to Stephanie earlier from his backpack; then he wraps it around Stephanie, providing her with a sense of security)
George Jacqueline: It’s okay, Stephanie. You’re safe. Just breathe. Take your time.
(Stephanie starts to settle, feeling the familiar weight of the towel and George’s calm presence; her breathing slows, and she begins to calm down)
George Jaqueline: Everyone, give her some space. She needs a moment to recover.
(The team steps back, giving Stephanie the time and space she needs; they watch with concern but also trust in George's ability to help her)
Bash: Is she going to be okay?
George Jacqueline: She will be. Just give her a moment.
(A few moments later, Stephanie regains her composure, looking up at George with gratitude, who walked back to her)
George Jacqueline: Steph! You OK?
Stephanie: I'm fine. Thank you, George. I… I didn’t know what to do. The freaking usual.
George Jacqueline: It's alright. I
Stephanie: [Taking a deep breath] "I... I'm autistic, and sometimes things get too overwhelming for me. The noises, the lights, it all just becomes too much."
George Jacqueline: Sometimes the world can be a bit too much to handle.
Stephanie looks at George, feeling a sense of connection and relief.
Stephanie: Hey, can I keep this towel wrapped around me for a while? It's super comfy.
George Jacqueline: Of course. Whatever makes you feel better.

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(Axebot pushes Craig away and picks up George and Stephanie and hangs them over the lava moat)
Stephanie: Hey!
George Jacqueline: Put us down... you blue rust bucket!
(Axebot tosses away George, who slams into a tree)
Stephanie: George!
George Jacqueline: I'm OK! But, we're gonna get him! Have we to! (George gets in a fighting position and his hands start to brighten again) What the... Another power?
(Stephanie is still hanging from Axebot's arm and she tries to free herself)
Stephanie: Come on! Get off me.
Axebot: Struggling is a stupid idea. You'll just make it worse and fall into the moat.
(Stephanie does a mad, albeit cute, facial expression)
Stephanie: Oh, I've had it. Listen here you magnet-attracting junkyard being. I've been hiding my appearance and true self for far too long and I'm not gonna let everything bad that's happened to me haunt me for all time.
George Jacqueline: Steph, my hands are...
Stephanie: So, when I've freed myself from your shiny, but bland looking golden clutches, I'm going to beat you up so hard, you don't reactivate and just to be sure, I'll fire my gun into the deepest part of those wires and to finish the job off, I'm gonna tear up your not-so much of a corpse and make your mouth into a pencil case zip. And I'll sell your eyes to a nightclub, so they can use them as disco lights.
Axebot: That's hilarious. Now, prepare to fry, burn and possibly melt.
Stephanie: Alright. Can I just quickly ask one question before you kill me?
George Jacqueline: Steph!
Axebot: What is it?
Stephanie: What has gone through multiple changes, but remained the same?
Axebot: I can't answer that question, so you're going to have to for me.
Stephanie: OK. (summons her cap, puts it on and adjusts it) Me, because while I have gained some skills and status as a team leader, deep inside my blood... I'm still a tough human fighter!
(Stephanie kicks back Axebot, flips over and tears off one of his antenna, then tosses it and it pierces into Axebot's chest)
Axebot: Ouch.
George Jacqueline: Steph! My hands are glowing.
(Axebot falls forward onto a rock, then Stephanie forcefully steps on his head, damaging his face and breaking one of his eyes)
Axebot: Oh, my God. You're a psychopath.
(Stephanie picks up Axebot and roundhouse kicks him backwards and he catches his axe on George's shirt, the glow on George's hands starts to fade)
George Jacqueline: No, no!
Stephanie: Snap off his arm, George!
(George snaps the axe off Axebot and he continues to roll back)
George Jacqueline: Ow, splinter! Now, back into position.
(George gets back into position and his hands start glowing again)
George Jacqueline: OK, what's happening... What is it this time?
(Axebot and Stephanie, who's summoned her spear, charge towards each other, Stephanie stabs her staff into Axebot, the spear builds up some charge)
Axebot: You won't get away for this.
Stephanie: Guess what, Robochop, I already have!
(Stephanie lifts up the staff and shoots a bolt inside Axebot, then leaps, swings her fist and punches Axebot away, who screams)
Stephanie: Ow... (rubs her fist) Finish him, guys!
(as Axebot flies, Craig shoots lasers at him, Scooter shoots some frost at him, Tyler fires a gauntlet from his hand at him, Bash fires a pepper at him and Josie hits him with her wrecking ball, then Axebot lands)
Axebot: I'm not finished with you lot.
(a cherry red arrow stabs into him and he gets destroyed with AoE damage, into pink magic, every one looks behinds them)
Craig: You sure about that?
Scooter: What just happened?
Bash: Wha...
Josie: Look!
(George is holding a pink and blue bow with a gold tip and cyan spikes)
George Jacqueline: Now that's what I call as swift as... well, an arrow.
Stephanie: *Gasps* Sadie's bow!
George Jacqueline: Wow... It just magically appeared in my hands. I did this position and... I've got my weapon. I've got my weapon! Ha, ha! I've proven myself worthy! I've got Sadie's powers AND her weapon.
Stephanie: George, that was so cool. Nice work.
George Jacqueline: How was THIS cool? Steph, those moves you just pulled off. YOU are the coolest person I have ever known. And that's the truth.
Stephanie: Thanks. *Giggles* Now, let's get inside that castle!
(the team gather to the castle entrance)
Bash: How do we get in?
Craig: Hmm... I got it!
(Craig tosses one of his guns to the door, but it just hits the drawbridge and falls into the moat)
Craig: Did that work?
Sponghuck: You tosser.
(a Joke Rimshot Drum plays)
George Jacqueline: Bad pun alert.
Scooter: We're doomed.
Stephanie: Getting down the drawbridge is a terrible idea. We'll be suspected easily. We need another way in.
Josie: Around the back? The roof?
Sponghuck: Brilliant!
Scooter: Nice work!
Stephanie: Just to let everyone know, my plan would have also worked.
(Everyone else walks into the castle)
Stephanie: *To George* But I gotta admit, that was pretty cool. Good idea to throw it away, earlier.
George Jacqueline: One does try their best.
Stephanie: Hmm, yeah. (blushes)
(Everyone walks into the castle, but George stops and looks at a neon sign above saying "King Axecutioner's Castle" that keeps flashing)
George Jacqueline: Wow! This castle even has a neon sign.
Stephanie: George, come on.
George Jacqueline: OK, I'm coming.
(George starts annoyed by the fact the neon sign keeps flashing so hits the wall hard to stop it flashing and when it does stop flashing, he goes in and after a few seconds, the neon sign burns out and turns off entirely)
Stephanie: OK, we need to find the living room where we search for disguises.
(George is next to the door of the living room)
George Jacqueline: I found it!
Stephanie: What a surprise.
(Everyone walks into the living room)
George Jacqueline: How are we gonna find disguises in hear? All I can see is a box full of costumes and hats, a blue sapphire, some pipe cleaners, a giant pencil, a can of black paint and broom covered in black paint like it's been used as a paint brush.
Stephanie: George, that's too silly to be here.
Tyler: Actually, he's right. All the stuff he said is right there.
(Every object George mention appears)
George Jacqueline: See? I...
(the boomerang comes back once again and hits George's head, but he picks it up and throws it away)
George Jacqueline: I said everything that is right there.

More coming soon...

George Jacqueline: What would King Axecutioner expect us to do right now?
Sponghuck: Pffft... show up.
George Jacqueline: No, I mean something like an action, something that would make them jump out of their own flesh. What do you think?
Tyler: Fight Mike Tyson.
Craig: Enter a food-eating contest?
Scooter: Take a 5-year nap?
Josie: Buy nothing but gold.
Bash: Tell the world's worst joke.
Stephanie: What about this? (gets out her phone, and plays the song "Say You'll Be There" by Spice Girls, then she does some breakdancing) Oh, oh, woo! Yeah!
George Jacqueline: Nah, sorry Steph. Not breakdancing.
Stephanie: Oh. (turns the music off on her phone and puts it in her pocket)
George Jacqueline: Cool dance moves though. No, the one thing he expects us to do right now is... well, just show up.
Sponghuck: *Sighs* Yeah, he would think that wouldn't he?

More coming soon...

(the scene cuts to the inside of King Axecutioner's bedroom which is filled with darkness)
George Jacqueline: Hello? Anyone here?
Tyler and Sponghuck: Us.
George Jacqueline: Ahh, ghosts! I hate ghosts! Get away from me!
Tyler: It's us - Tyler...
Sponghuck: ...and Sponghuck.
George Jacqueline: It's you two? I can hear you, but cannot see you. Wait a minute. Guys, help me! Help me! I've gone blind!
(the lighs switch on)
George Jacqueline: Oh, thanks guys.
Sponghuck: Try not to freak out again.
George Jacqueline: OK.
(George bumps into King Axecutioner's bed)
George Jacqueline: Oh, excuse me sir. I... Huh?
(the bed has dead spiders on it)
George Jacqueline: Ahh! Spiders! Get em off me! (walks backwards into Sponghuck) Ahh! Ghoul! Get off me! (punches Sponghuck off his bubble)

More coming soon...

Scooter: OK, Craig, we're close but there are... (knocking can be heard and Craig is revealed to be knocking a nail onto a picture of Craig eating a hamburger) Craig! Why are you knocking nails into the castle wall?
Craig: To keep the picture from falling. Don't you know what gravity is?
Scooter: How did it get there in the first place?
Craig: I might have ruined a picture and replaced it with another?
Scooter: What?! (grabs Craig) Come on!
Scooter: Excuse us fellow Balloonions.
Balloonion 1: Yes?
Craig: Er, what was my line?
Scooter: (puts his hand on his face) *Whispers* Can we go into the Control Room, OK?
Craig: Oh right. Can we go into the Control Room?
Balloonion 2: Well, if you can show us your best acts, starting with... you! (points to Scooter)
Scooter: Me? Well, OK. (pirouettes and jumps up and lands on his hands and turns right side up)
Balloonion 2: Now you small fry.
Craig: OK. (pulls out a tiny trumpet and plays "William Tell Overture then does a long note for bout 9 seconds)
Scooter: Will you stop playing that tiny trumpet?
Craig: Er... (stops playing and hides the tiny trumpet behind his back) What trumpet? This is my ice cream cone from the ice cream I had earlier. Anyway, well?
Balloonions: Hmm...
Balloonion 2: OK, go ahead.
Craig and Scooter: Yes! (both run to the Control Room)
Scooter: (pulls out a walkie-talkie) Tyler, how are you getting on?
(George, Tyler and Sponghuck are in King Axecutioner's bedroom and Tyler has a walkie-talkie too)
Tyler: We are in the bedroom looking for the axe and we will get back to you if we find it.
Scooter: *Voice on walkie-talkie* OK. Over and out.
Tyler: (puts the walkie-talkie away) The axe must be in somewhere.
George Jacqueline: I have bubbles in my stomach.
Sponghuck: What's the matter George? Stomach ache? We can take a break if you're not feeling well.
George Jacqueline: Not exactly. I have hiccups.
Tyler: How can you? You aren't making those hic sounds.
George Jacqueline: No. My hiccups go like this.
(George puts his hand on the wall and King Axecutioner's lamp falls off his bedside table, the lampshade falls off and it goes out)
Sponghuck: Those are really strange hiccups.
George Jacqueline: I know.
(Stephanie comes into the room)
Stephanie: Hey, guys. Still looking for the axe?
Sponghuck: Yes, but we've to stop to deal with George's hiccups.
Stephanie: Oh yeah. OK.
George Jacqueline: Gold, lunch, raccoon, Byker Grove. (walks forward and steps on a balloon, popping it) Ahh! Macka, wacka, rico!
Tyler and Sponghuck: Ahh!

More coming soon...

Craig: Wow, look at these buttons! (presses a button that turns on the radio and the song Rather Be by Clean Bandit plays) Also, a giant screen with a face on, comfy seats, a microphone *Gasps* and a box of nachos with extra cheese on them.
Scooter: Craig, we are here to deactivate the shield holding the axe. And turn off the music.
Craig: OK. (turns the music off) Now which button...
Computer Voice: Hello.
Craig: Wow! Talking computer! Deactivate shield system please.
Computer Voice: No problem. Give as a second. There are no movies in your area with that title.
Craig: Grrr!! (turns red, but then calms) I'll eat a nacho to calm down. (eats a nacho)
(scene cuts to Stephanie in a hallway near the kitchen of the castle where some chef Balloonions are cooking)
Stephanie: OK, they ain't watching. Now, I...
(some purple rope pops out of the wall and surround Stephanie's body and she falls)
Stephanie: Help!
(Josie flies quickly towards her)
Josie: Stephanie! Don't worry, I will...
(some more comes out of the wal and tangles up Josie)
Stephanie: *Gasps Oh, no.
(Stephanie frees the hand with the walkie talkie in and speaks into it to George)
Stephanie: Stephanie to George, I'm afraid me and Josie are down. You will have to carry on without us! Mission aboar...
(George's walkie talkie loses signal)
George Jacqueline: Stephanie? NO!! Tyler, Stephanie and Josie are both down. We've lost 2. There's only us, Craig, Scooter, Bash and... Sponghuck? Where's Sponghuck?
(scene cuts to Sponghuck tied in rope with duct tape covering his mouth and he is being taken by Balloonions trying to shout "Help")

More coming soon...

Balloonion Tim: We'll be back.
Sponghuck: Oh my god... Now what?
Bash: George! You're the only one who's not currently locked in! Or in cuffs.
Craig: Yeah! Do something.
George Jacqueline: Ok... I could errr.. I could... erm... maybe... (is about to summon something but hesitates) err... I don't... What do I do?
Scooter: Wait George... listen, it's OK. Don't worry.
(George experiences a sensory overload)
George Jacqueline: I don't know... Mmmm...
Stephanie: George!
(Stephanie struggles and forcefully breaks the chains on her cuffs, pants and runs to George)
Stephanie: Look! Hey... it's alright. Hey... come on. (starts to cry) I know it's difficult when you don't know what to do. Listen to me. Look at me, George! Years back, my dearest friend who I was close with, pretty much my whole life had... ended her own, I was completely broken and I didn't know what to do. I ran away from home, away from my family, never returning, I ended up and I have always held that regret. Since then, I pretty much had no idea what to do. And I... still don't.
George Jacqueline: *Cries* I feel I have failed this team. I feel I've failed you.
Stephanie: *Sighs* Honestly... I'm scared I did the same. You saw I had my cowardly moments, my breakdown from earlier. Any cool skills and moves you also saw doesn't overlook any of my personal weak signs. Takes things... back. Seeing anyone upset in front of me indicates... what I've done. Just like everything I did back on Earth and during the battle that split us up initially, I've failed you. That... is... (laughs nervously) all I keep... doing.
(Stephanie lets go of George and starts to lose it)
Stephanie: I keep screwing up and it's lead to the worst things happening. HA HA HA!
George Jacqueline: Steph, calm down. It's not...
Stephanie: Exaggerated enough?!! Ohhhh the humanity of me NOT HAVING ANY!
Scooter: Erm, is this the kind of room she should be in right now?!
George Jacqueline: Steph... please! We can sort something out.
(King Axecutioner pops up above George scarily)
King Axecutioner: Not if I can help it.
(George gets startled and Stephanie finally calms down)
Stephanie: Wha... Oh my god... Did I just... lose my mind? What have I done to myself? *Cries*
George Jacqueline: Steph...
King Axecutioner: Now you've got a choice to make... you can leave unharmed. Or... you can be the first victim of T.U.E.A. (places the blade of T.U.E.A. in from of George) The choice is yours.

More coming soon...

(Stephanie cries as the Balloonions guide her and the others to their cage, the others looking sad as well; one by one, each member is chained to the wall, with Bash being put in a tiny cage and raised up)
(cut to George running back the way he and the others came, panting and tears start pouring down his eyes)
(a view shot of Rainbow City at dusk, then shows Veenus and Deeran on the news channel)
Veenus: And finally in tonight's news at 10, George Jacqueline, popular DJ and member of Zap Cloud, alongside his friend Craig Uhin Acram... blah blah blah... Montgomery IX, have revealed to have been missing for more than 24 hours...
(Eleanor is in bed, watching the news on her TV)
Deeran: Police are trying as hard as they can to find out what happened to them and many citizens will be hoping for their safe return.
(Eleanor cries, while Mac and Stella look at her, feeling sorry)
Deeran: It's also been reported that roughly about 2% of Rainbow City's population had been missing over those 24 hours as well. They just vanished without a trace.
(George is sitting near the sea and the boat from earlier floats towards him, which he gets in and it sails out and the song ends, changing to slow sad piano music)
(It was night time and George had fallen asleep, then a rescue ship finds George, gets him on the ship, examines him, finding out his identity, then they arrive in Rainbow City and the ship lowers George onto the beach)
(George woke up just as dawn was breaking)
George Jacqueline: I'm home. (he walks to the Big Mac house, gets out the key he packed earlier out of his rucksack and opens the door, walks in slowly, makes a quick coffee in a food blender and drinks it, then gets out his phone and has a look on it, when Mac and Stella rise up from their lab into the kitchen, then into the living room)
Stella: What are we gonna do, now?
Mac: For once, I'm starting to run out of...
George Jacqueline: *Sighs* Hey, guys.
Mac and Stella: (look at each other) GEORGE!!
(Mac and Stella hug George)
Mac: You're home! Oh, this is great news.
Stella: George, you've no clue how much we've been worried. The whole city has been worried, too. But the one was worried the most was your mother. She has cried her eyes out thinking she's a bad parent.
Mac: We need to take you to Eleanor right now.
Stella: Now? But she's asleep in bed.
Mac: Stella, she has to know her son's home.
George Jacqueline: Yeah take me to her. I really wanna apologise heavily to her... for leaving and for wasting the last couple of days or so.
(George, Mac and Stella go upstairs to see Eleanor, who is still fast asleep in bed, George lays next to her, who wakes up when Mac turns on her bedroom light)
Eleanor Jacqueline: Huh? Mac? Stella? What is it... Tell George, the jelly will be ready in 15 minutes.
Mac: Well... about George.
Eleanor Jacqueline: What? (turns around) George? George. George! *Sniffs* My God. George!!
(Eleanor hugs George tight in joy)
George Jacqueline: Mum. OK...
Eleanor Jacqueline: Oh, thank goodness. (she sheds a tear) It's alright. I've got you in my arms. Don't you run off like that again. I was so... Hang on, where's Craig?
George Jacqueline: Oh, he's... back at the castle.
Eleanor Jacqueline: What castle? Wha... what happened to you? Where have you been?
Mac: That's what we've been wondering.
George Jacqueline: Well, I met Stephanie. Leader of The Extraordinary Eight? Human girl from planet Earth? Not some knockoff, actor or intimidation or comic book character. The actual her. She just appeared out of nowhere in front of me.
Stella: THE Stephanie?
Mac: So, science and fantasy CAN occur at once. I'll curse my dad for what he said to me as a toddler.
Eleanor Jacqueline: Stephanie? Wow... that girl was amazing. Kind of regret leaving her behind.
George Jacqueline: Wha... You knew Stephanie?
Stella: Eleanor?
Eleanor Jacqueline: Knew her? We were pretty close.
Mac: Wait, didn't Stephanie famously have something for Sadie?
Eleanor Jacqueline: I mean, we... yeah, we... ther... and I... well, I mean...
George Jacqueline: So... yo... I feel someth... you... I... w... are you trying to say...
(Eleanor opens her wardrobe puts on a light pink cap and pink leather jacket that looks like Sadie's, then she scratches off some of the rust of her face, making it look shinier)
Eleanor Jacqueline: Didn't plan on telling you, but here you go.
George Jacqueline: (turns his head 180 degrees and looks behind) Sadie, THE legendary Extraordinary Eight leader herself... is... my own mother? (gets out his The Extraordinary Eight drawing out his pocket and looks at it) My life is officially complete.
Mac: Sadie's been LIVING WITH US this whole time?
Stella: Which means, she survived the explosion that "killed her".
Eleanor Jacqueline: Yep. I did survive it. Also, we're not just comic book characters. We're an actual factual superhero team. Hang on... what exactly was Stephanie doing and why did you go off with her without letting me, Mac or Stella know?
Mac and Stella: Yeah!
George Jacqueline: Don't push it guys. Anyway, Stephanie was getting The Extraordinary Eight back together and asked me to help. I dunno why she picked me... wait a second. I remembered - she had a tracking device which tracks down the other members.
Eleanor Jacqueline: Yeah, I know she has that.
George Jacqueline: But when she arrived at our house, she got two beeps. One was obviously Craig, but the second beep must have been you this whole time and not me. No, Steph said the beep was directly towards me. So, how else could she have chosen me? Anyway, the reason she came, was because... King Axecutioner has returned. But this time, has a weapon known as T.U.E.A., T, U, E, A, The Ultimate Elemental Axe, which is more powerful than his original axe, as it can control many elements. And he's going to try once gain to take over everything and destroy everyone.
Eleanor Jacqueline: King Axecutioner?! I had a feeling he'd be back to try and cause trouble. Anyway besides that, tell me how your adventure was
George Jacqueline: Well, Stephanie, Craig and I rode a plane and crashed into a desert, fought the Mist Fish, who isn't a myth, went to Sun City, fell out of a helicopter, defeated some of King Axecutioner's minions, went through a silver cave where we escaped an explosion, rode a rainbow zebra to reach King Axecutioner's castle, fought a blue robot with golden axes and we nearly succeeded our mission.
Stella: What about you and Stephanie?
Mac: Yeah, how did you get along?
George Jacqueline: Amazingly. We became friends pretty fast, we like bonded with each other and told ourselves about ourselves. Helped each other when we hurt or in a bad situation. I even told her what happened to... Dad. But, then Steph started feeling upset about her past and we started arguing when we ended up in The Prisoner Room at the castle. But I felt bad by what was happening. I tried to do something but I completely shut down. Then King Axecutioner threatened to kill me if I didn't leave. I tried to stay, but I was to go. I'm not sure what happened after, think I may have passed out or something. I woke up on a rescue boat which brought home. But that's not important. But what is important right now, is King Axecutioner's going to use T.U.E.A. to destroy not only Rainbow City, but the whole of Weird World.
Eleanor Jacqueline: George... listen to me. The team, us, the city and the whole of Weird World can't end up in his clutches. Does Stephanie even though I'm alive?
George Jacqueline: No. She and the others still think you're dead. In fact everyone in Weird World, except for me, Mac and Stella, think the same thing. Since you stopped identifying as Sadie, people have stopped believing in the team and there haven't been any sightings since that last battle you had with King Axecutioner.
Stella: Well, you need to get back to the castle, get everyone out of the castle and defeat King Axecutioner once and for all.
George Jacqueline: I can't. Let's face it, my so called "powers" ain't enough to help everyone
Mac: What powers?
George Jacqueline: Oh? Did I forget to mention? Turns out I have Sadie's... I mean... Mum's powers. Healing powers, controlling light, summoning objects and... I even have your weapon. (summons the bow and arrow)
Eleanor Jacqueline: Son! You have my bow and arrow?! Well, there you go! Now you'll have to get everyone back.
George Jacqueline: I know I have your amazing powers Mum, but let's face it. They aren't enough, especially without the others. We're finished. Everything in Weird World is finished. And it's all my fault for backing out.
Mac: So, you're just gonna give up like this? Back in the day, The Extraordinary Eight would never give up anything, no matter the situation.
George Jacqueline: What about their split after Mum's presumed "death"?
Mac: Well, here's the thing - Sadie was the most important thing about the team. Without her, The Extraordinary Eight would never have happened and Weird World would pretty much have became a pitch black paradise for pure evil.
George Jacqueline: I suppose. I still don't think I...
Eleanor Jacqueline: George... (puts her hands on George's cheeks) listen to me right now. I want you to get back to the castle to sort things out with Stephanie, then get everyone back home and then, you can try and stop King Axecutioner... and I'll tell Stephanie what really happened during that day and what I actually did afterwards. Come on... please... Do it for your mother.
George Jacqueline: *Breathes in and out* OK. I'll do it.
Eleanor Jacqueline: That's my son. Also, can I record something on you phone?
George Jacqueline: Erm... yeah, sure. What?
Eleanor Jacqueline: A message for Stephanie. She must know I'm alive.
George Jacqueline: And are you gonna tell her what really happened during that battle?
Eleanor Jacqueline: I shall save that for when we physically meet up.
George Jacqueline: OK.
(George hands Eleanor his phone and Eleanor opens the camera app and presses record; a timecard reads 'A Few Minutes Later...' Eleanor stops the recording and gives George back his phone)
Eleanor Jacqueline: And finished.
George Jacqueline: Thanks, Mum. Hopefully this convinces everyone. Now, next question - how am I going to get back to the castle quickly? We've no airplane and sailing across the sea will days!
Mac: We could make a giant bird of golden syrup and mercuric iodide.
(silence for a few seconds)
Mac: Yeah, I didn't think that would work either.
(a splash can be heard)
George Jacqueline: What was that?
(they all go outside to find the bird from earlier)
George Jacqueline: Hey! Scooter and Josie's bird! Perfect!
Eleanor Jacqueline: But... you can't fly.
Mac: Did he not tell you about that air show he participated in?
Stella: What air show?
Mac: Oh, I didn't tell you, either?
George Jacqueline: Yes, Mum. Yes, Stella. I did participate in an air show once. Sorry I didn't tell you. Also I don't see the problem with handling a bird. Now, if you'll excuse, it's time to get back with the team.
(George messes with the controls and flies into the sky and away)
Eleanor Jacqueline: Good luck, son.
(George is flying the helicopter in the sky)
George Jacqueline: Autopilot... which is the quickest way to get to King Axecutioner's castle?
Autopilot: Carry on flying for 300 miles, then take a left turn...
(the scene fades to George arriving at King Axecutioner's castle)
(George gets off the bird, runs across the drawbridge and rings the door bell, which Hank answers to)
Hank: Yes? You again!!
George Jacqueline: Woah woah woah. Hang on just a flipping flopping second. I'm not here to fight, or to steal the axe or anything. I need to talk with Stephanie and the others.
Hank: Well, it's too bad. We've just been locked up in The Prisoner Room. So, get your big fat hard rusty not matching the colour of your skin head out of here, or I'll get King Axecutioner to execute you!
George Jacqueline: But this is very important. I have discovered that the legendary Sadie... she's alive.
Hank: Sa... Pffft. She isn't alive. She died during that King Axecutioner battle that broke up the team.
George Jacqueline: That's what everyone thought, but not only is she alive... she's my own mother.
Hank: What? Because, you're a Humanoid Bombhead, that automatically makes you Sadie's son? *Laughs* Fat chance, kid.
George Jacqueline: Oh, yeah? (summons Sadie's bow) Is it a fat chance to you, now?
Hank: Whaaaaaaaaaa... Sadie's bow. Pffft. Not buying it... just because you have her bow, doesn't mean you're her son. She had healing powers.
George Jacqueline: Turn around.
Hank: Why? *Sighs* Fine. (turns around)
(George slashes Hank's back with one of his arrows and it starts to bleed a little)
Hank: Yeeoow! What the hell is wrong with...
(George grabs Hank, buts his hand on his wound, his hand glows pink and the wound heals)
Hank: (touches his back) The wound is... err... alright. Sadie could summon any object that comes to mind. Bet you can't summon me... a bottle of Clearly Canadian.
George Jacqueline: Here you go.
(George summons a bottle of Clearly Canadian)
Hank: Wow. OK, Smart One. One more test. Sadie could control...
(a bit of light shines on Hank)
Hank: Light?
(Hank looks at one of the lights on the ceiling and the light is moving, then he looks at George, who's controlling it)
Hank: I... yo... Oh, my God. You aren't lying? (George nods) Sadie's been alive this whole time! I have to tell Hikouki and Roger. Alright I'll let you talk to your... friends?
George Jacqueline: I dunno if they are my friends, anymore. But, I need to set them free and talk to them about it.
Hank: OK. But listen, I'll have to sneak you past King Axecutioner. He cannot see you, otherwise you'll be executed. I'll just talk to Hikouki and Roger first. (gets out his walkie-talkie) Roger, Hikouki.
Roger: What is it, Hank?
Hank: Set The Extraordinary Eight free from their cages and then come and talk with me in the dining hall.
Hikouki: Why?
Hank: Just do it!
Roger: OK, OK!
Hikouki: We're doing it!
Hank: If you'll just step in, right this way.
(The Balloonions are polishing T.U.E.A. until they see George and Hank and prepare to attack)
Hank: Stop! He's not here to steal the axe or fight. He came for something way more important. Meet me, Hikouki and Roger in the dining hall and we'll talk.
(Balloonions mutter agreement and George and Hank go off)
(Cut to Hikouki and Roger uncuffing The Extraordinary Eight and they gather, but Stephanie is still sitting in the corner by herself, feeling depressed)
Josie: So... why are we being set free?
Roger: We don't know. Hank just said *Hank's voice* "Set The Extraordinary Eight free from their cages and then come and talk with me in the dining hall".
Hikouki: How did you do that?
Roger: I don't know. Don't tell Hank about it.
(George and Hank approach the castle's bathroom and King Axecutioner's taking a bath)
Hank: Gasp! King Axecutioner. I'll distract him and you head to The Prisoner Room. Just carry on a few yards, then turn left and turn right to see a large silver square door. It's unlocked.
George Jacqueline: OK.
King Axecutioner: *Whistles* Oh, yes. My scales are starting to feel likes silk.
Hank: Erm... Your Majesty?
King Axecutioner: *Yelps* (puts his head under the water, but his eyes are still sticking up) *Mumbles* What is it, Hank?
Hank: I just came by to you that... you should stay in the bath for an extra 20 minutes, because Hikouki, the Balloonions, Roger and I have to have a "Minion Conference".
(George walks past holding a picture of Picasso's The Old Guitarist in front of his face)
King Axecutioner: What the... (looks at the painting, then slaps his face) Gah! Errr... (shakes his head) About what?
Hank: Huh? (looks behind) Erm... it's nothing you should know.
King Axecutioner: As Weird World's king, I demand you tell me what this "Minion Conference" is about.
Hank: But, sir it's really not...
King Axecutioner: TELL ME!
Hank: OK! We need to discuss secret back up plans for what how we're help with your plans for each and every city that you've taken over and what do with everyone who's locked up in The Prisoner Room. And in return, we'll give you access to our private Waffle House room that we couldn't be bothered to tell you about.
(George drops the painting to reveal a surprised expression)
Hank: *Whispers* Just go!
George Jacqueline: *Whispers* OK. (walks down the left hall) Waffle House room, eh? Might stop for quick breakfast.
(George runs to the door to The Prisoner Room and tries to push it open)
George Jacqueline: Wha... Hank said it was unlocked. I guess it's time for extreme measures.
(George gets out a tape measure and measures the door)
George Jacqueline: OK... Hmm... Yep, that's one big door. Now... (summons Sadie's bow and arrow) ...to bust it open!
(Roger opens the door)
Roger: You, ag...
(George gets startles and accidentally fires an arrow, which goes into Roger's mouth, who then spits it out and it fires past Hank and it explodes into pink magic)
King Axecutioner: What was that?
Hank: Err... that was Balloonion Nathaniel handling some dynamite. I better go check on him.
(Hank goes to George and Roger)
Hank: What are you guys doing?
George Jacqueline: Something that wasn't even planned.
Hank: *Sighs* Roger, get Hikouki and come with me to the dining hall and YOU, go to the others. And quickly!
George and Roger: OK!
Roger: *Whistles* Hikouki, come on!
Hikouki: Oh, right.
(Roger and Hikouki come out The Prisoner Room and go after Hank)
Roger: Good luck!
Hikouki: Oh, and... whatever your name is, you're meant to pull the door, not push it.
George Jacqueline: Why didn't you put up a sign indicating that? And a even bigger question, why do I care?
(George pulls the door runs into The Prisoner Room)
Samson: Wha...
Clarence: Hey, look! It's...
George Jacqueline: Err... hiya, guys? Ha...
Harper: It's George!
Ryan: Do my eyes deceive me? (crushes a Red Velvet Oreo)
Zim: You're kidding.
Cody: He ain't.
Cole, Brent and Zayden: George!
Helen: He came back!
(everyone in their cages cheers; George comes into the cage where the Double E's are)
Tyler: George!
Scooter: You're come back!
George Jacqueline: Yes... *Pants* This is really important, guys. Where's Stephanie?
Josie: She's over there.
(Stephanie is curled in the corner, looking depressed with her hood up)
Bash: She hasn't said a single word since you were taken away. All she's been doing is crying her eyes out in failure.
George Jacqueline: Yeah, well erm... I have some news that MIGHT cheer her up?
Sponghuck: Listen, kid - the more we keep going on, the more upset she will be. Honestly, I don't even see the big deal about Sadie. She's been gone for a long time now. Seriously, what is her problem?
Craig: Maybe she's got commitment issues.
George Jacqueline: No, Craig. That's what you get when you're having difficulty being in a relationship.
Craig: Isn't that called "breaking up"?
George Jacqueline: *Sighs* Maybe I should talk to Stephanie. Alone. She can tell me what's bothering her so much. And I could tell her how sorry I and hopefully make up with her.
Craig: But you two aren't even in a relationshi...
George Jacqueline: Shut up, Craig!
Cole: Don't listen to him, George. Just go talk to her!
Brent: Yeah! Do what we would do!
Zayden: Zayden agrees.
Tina: You're our only hope.
Don: Otherwise... all things will be lost.
Alexanne: Yeah, what they said.
(everyone mutters agreements and encourages George)
George Jacqueline: OK, then. I'll go talk to her. Wait here, guys.
(George walks up to Stephanie, who looks at him)
George Jacqueline: Stephanie?
Stephanie: George? You're back!
George Jacqueline: Yeah... and... I'm sorry.
Stephanie: Sorry? For what?
George Jacqueline: For turning my back on everybody. I had the chance to show off my credibility as a team member but... I turned my back on you and I was so delusional. I honestly should have tried to understand a lot more.
Stephanie: Huh?
George Jacqueline: You see... *Sighs* sometimes I don't have the best communication with others. I know that doesn't sound like a very good excuse and I sometimes don't want to feel like that, but I do. I really am sorry. I just want to earn respect from you. You're a cool girl and you mean well to others and...
Stephanie: Hey, hey. It's alright, George. Really, it's OK. Just calm down. Breathe. Trust me, I really get how you feel. Being on the spectrum isn't easy. I have my own difficulties to handle every day as well. And yes, you may have completely different things to tackle, but here's the thing - that's what makes up yourself. You are your own person. And I completely understand that sometimes, you may not want to find your way around these problems. But judging from your honesty and determination, especially around me, I think you've done a good job of doing so.
(George sits down next to Stephanie)
George Jacqueline: Do you really?
Stephanie: I really do. In fact, since I met you a couple days ago, upon noticing some of your signs and the way you deal with them, you helped me to feel a lot more accepting of how I am.
George Jacqueline: Aww. Well, I'm glad that... we can have our own separate ways of dealing with life... and still be very good friends.
Stephanie: Of course you can. And you are quite possibly the greatest friend I ever had. In fact, you're the only true male friend I think I've ever had. You more than earned MY respect. You're a good person.
George Jacqueline: Thank you.
Stephanie: *Sighs* Say... shall I to tell you about Sadie?
George Jacqueline: If you feel you want to.
Stephanie: I shall. (fades to a backstory) Back in the days when we were at our peak... despite being leader of the team, Sadie was a bit of a quiet woman. Outside of missions, she didn't even talk to her fellow team members and most of the time, she was a bit of lone wolf. She didn't like to be around others that much. But a few years ago, we met for the first under a rhodochrosite and coral waterfall, or Sadie's Falls, as she named it, you know because she found it... and the very first thing she said to my face was...
Sadie: Hi.
Stephanie: I started to blush a bit. I thought to myself - "Wow. Is she the girl I've been needing my whole life?" After that, she asked me if I wanted to join the team... and I responded with a calm and soft... "Yes". Since that day, you would hardly ever see us apart. Now, we didn't quite go all the way, even though we thought about it. But when we were together, it was like there was a fire on a candle - warm and with an aura that can fill a room. It felt dark, cold and scary without one another and while it would go out every once in a while, we always kept an eye on it, no matter what.
(a montage shows Stephanie and Sadie's times together, it also shows the battle which was presumed to have killed her, Stephanie's grieving, Stephanie arriving in Rainbow City and Stephanie going to sleep on the park bench, but not before crying and looking at some stars formed to look like Sadie; the montage is accompanied by the song "Gomenasai" by t.A.T.u.)
Stephanie: After her death, I've tried my best to feel strong and get over her. I did manage to but... I still felt a lot of guilt inside of me. And just because of her death. Every night before I could shut my eyes, all I could do was cry, look up at the stars and sometimes picture... those old days. Before any of this. Made me wish I was back to my true home, living life as a normal human girl. After our last battle, I started to feel less important again and became very depressed for the first time since my last day of Earth sparked which the end of the life I previously knew . The saddest thing is... until I decided to reunite the team, I felt alone. Arriving in Rainbow City, I was sleeping on a park bench with my bike, my phone and a few other things for company. I couldn't speak to anyone, look them in the eye and ask for any help or whatever and no one would even come up to me. And it had me thinking... *Sniffs* "Am I... worth anything?"
(Stephanie curls up, cries and a teardrop rolls down her leg)
George Jacqueline: *Sighs* Steph... Thinking about the last couple of days, I really get all the pain and grief you've gone through... because I've had plenty of that. I never went to college, I struggled for a couple years in finding my own path, I lost many friends along my journey, not that I had many to begin with. And of course... there was... never knowing my dad. Yes, those occurrences are way different, but that doesn't mean I don't understand what it's like. And if we had known each other way before more than a couple of days ago, I would have totally got you some help.
Stephanie: You would have? (her eyes are red)
George Jacqueline: Yes, (gives Stephanie a tissue) because know one deserves any kind of mental pain. Anyone who's going through that stuff deserves hope, love and all the support in the galaxy. So next time, if you have any problems mentally, make sure you come and speak to me and I'll get you the best help I can find.
Stephanie: *Sniffs* (wipes her tears and puts eye drops on her eyes) Thank you, George. (puts hand on George's back) Seriously, no one's been that kind to me in so long. It's a tad bit late, but... I'm sorry as well for fighting with you. I guess all I needed to do was tell someone else about my problems and maybe they would have been fixed as soon as possible.
George Jacqueline: I doubt they would have been fixed soon... or heck, even at all. But it is good that you spoke to me about it.
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Scooter: Because she was being honest to you about her deepest problems.
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Stephanie: George... thank you.
George Jacqueline: What for?
Stephanie: For helping me to understand my true inner self better. And also for getting us back together.
George Jacqueline: Yeah... it's no bother, at all.
Bash: Hang on, I just realised something... where's your true potential Stephanie? And where was mine? And everyone else's?
Stephanie: You know what Bash... I don't think we needed to find it. I think we all had along. We all each discovered something inside along our journey back together. And there's one individual who I think deserves the most credit for helping with that.
George Jacqueline: *Gasps* I nearly forgot! Steph... what would you do to see Sadie again?
Stephanie: George, I would give away my organs to the Devil to see her again.
George Jacqueline: Would you really?
Stephanie: No, I wouldn't go that far. But it would be nice to see her again one last time.
George Jacqueline: Well, I hope this won't spoil the moment we just had... but, as it turns out... erm... *Sighs* Sadie's not dead.
(everyone gasps and looks surprised; Craig nearly chokes on a chicken wing)
Stephanie: What?
George Jacqueline: I said that Sadie isn't dead.
Josie: Are you serious?
George Jacqueline: Yep. I'm not joking. And to top it all... Sadie... is my mother.
Craig: Your mother is Sadie? How did I not know? And don't say because I'm stupid.
Stephanie: No... That can't be true. She can't be alive and on top of all that, she can't be your mother. I mean, yes you're the same species as her, but that doesn't automatically make you related.
George Jacqueline: Erm... *Gasps* My phone!
(George gets his phone out his pocket and shows Stephanie some photos of him and Eleanor)
George Jacqueline: See?
Stephanie: George, that looks nothing like her. Face it, she's no longer here.
George Jacqueline: Oh yeah! This video, recorded by her, might say otherwise.
(George plays the video Eleanor recorded earlier and passes his phone to Stephanie)
Eleanor Jacqueline: *Clears throat* 'Hello there Stephanie. Wherever you are now, you must listen to this whole message I'm about to give you. This is also for the rest of the team and for everyone else surrounding you. It's entirely script-free. Now listen, I may not look like the woman you've been missing for a long time. I look very different and I even sound different. But, the woman you're looking at and hearing right now... is in fact Sadie. Former leader of The Extraordinary Eight. I just happen to go by the name of Eleanor now. Eleanor Jacqueline. But to show I really am Sadie... (zooms out to reveal she has Sadie's outfit on) firstly, these are Sadie's clothes... and this is her tiara. (puts on the tiara) I've kept these stored away for a long time. Also... look at this. (Eleanor lifts the back of her hair to reveal a rose gold streak) Thanks to my son, I found this little rose gold hair streak that I unintentionally left in my back of my hair. I guess I didn't dye it enough. Those are bits of evidence that lead to me being Sadie. Speaking of my son, George Jacqueline... I am recording on this on his phone, seeing as he brought it along when he came back to you. He apparently went on a big mission with you to get the team back together and destroy a dangerous weapon King Axecutioner had, plus somehow gaining my powers and even my bow and arrow along the way. But that's besides the point. Now listen to me Steph, if you wanna see me again, you'll have to help George set everyone free, defeat King Axecutioner, destroy The Ultimate Elemental Axe and then afterwards... I will reveal the truth on what actually happened during that particular battle. Why I actually left and how I survived to this day. Until then, best of luck. I'll see you there.'
(the video stops; everyone murmurs to each other and the team all look surprised)
George Jacqueline: That's the best she could give to you. It probably will not convince you, but I tried. Steph... are you OK?
Stephanie: G-Guys... I-I think George is telling the truth. Those are the exact same clothes Sadie had. And that rose gold streak in that hair... So if Sadie's alive, that means... I can see her again. I'm getting a strange feeling in my stomach.
Craig: Hunger?
Stephanie: No, not hunger Craig. Butterflies.
Craig: Shall I call a doctor about that?
Stephanie: That will not be necessary. Goodness, Sadie will be in my sight once again. Where is she, George and where was that video recorded?
George Jacqueline: In Rainbow City. She lives with me.
Stephanie: In the cheeseburger house from... *Gasps* We've been in the same city the whole time?!
George Jacqueline: Yes... we have. Now listen Steph, (holds Stephanie's hands) it's now or never. We need to get everyone out of here and back to Rainbow City, defeat King Axecutioner, destroy T.U.E.A. and save Weird World... and potentially other worlds too. Are you prepared to do this? For Sadie?
Stephanie: Yes. We're gonna do this. For Sadie. (puts her fist out) Can't believe I'm about to say this. You guys ready to save the world... again... for the first time in what seems to be forever?
(Everyone else touches their fists together, except Sponghuck)
Sponghuck: *Sighs* Alright, fine.
(Sponghuck puts his fist by the others' fists)
Everyone: Let's do it!
(everyone cheers for the team)
George Jacqueline: Right, then. First things first, we need to free everyone from these cages.
Bash: But how do we do that?
Josie: Hey, guys! Look at this. What does this switch do?
Stephanie: That must open and close the cages. Try it Josie!
(Josie flips the switch, but nothing happens)
Josie: It's not working.
Sponghuck: Now what?
Hank: You gotta type the secret code.
(Hank, Hikouki and Roger come into the Prisoner Room)
Hikouki and Roger: Hank told us everything!
Roger: And we're gonna help you.
Hikouki: It's to make up for fighting you guys earlier.
Hank: In order to open the cages, there's a secret compartment in this section of the wall. Hikouki!
(Hikouki opens part of the wall to reveal a secret compartment with some number buttons, wires and switches)
Hank: I need to type the code, connect these wires and...
(All the cages unlock and free everybody inside them; They all cheer)
Tyler: Nice!
Scooter: But how do we get everyone home?
Hank: Again, I got this. (gets a walkie-talkie from behind his back) Balloonion Tim, it's Hank!
Balloonion Tim: Whatcha need, old friend?
Hank: Gather the other Balloonions, take everyone out of their cages in The Prisoner Room and take them back home to Rainbow City.
Balloonion Tim: Gotcha.
(The Balloonions swarm into the Prisoner Room and they all grab the citizens, lift them up, fly through the hole in the ceiling that Stephanie created and fly to Rainbow City)
George Jacqueline: Wow, they're strong. Carrying everybody from here all the way to Rainbow City. Steph, didn't you say the Balloonions were weak?
Stephanie: I did say that. But I never pictured them as being able to lift lifeforms.
Hank: They'll have to make multiple trips, but Balloonions can move for days without feeling tired, weeks even.
Balloonion Tim: Right, we better get you guys back as well so you can defeat King Axecutioner.
Hank: Hang on, Balloonion Tim! Leave those guys here.
Craig: What?
Sponghuck: Hello? We have a city and a planet to save.
Bash: And potentially, the universe too.
Hank: You're not saving Weird World looking like that.
Josie: What's wrong with our outfits?
Hank: Nothing wrong about the outfits themselves, but you look so unprotected and less like heroes.
George Jacqueline: You know, he's right. But, what does that have to do with you?
Hank: Come with us. You two! Help me lead these guys to... *Whispers* you know where.

More coming soon...

King Axecutioner: What?! Where are they going with the citizens?!
Stephanie: Taking them back!
King Axecutioner: Grrrr! You know, I don't care. I have T.U.E.A.
(The case containing T.U.E.A. is in front of King Axecutioner)
Bash: Well, we're doomed.
King Axecutioner: Now, I'm gonna... Wait a second... (looks all over the case) why isn't there a handle or button on this? Is it voice activated? *Clears throat* Open. Open your stupid thing. Doesn't seem like it.
George Jacqueline: Ha! He can't even open it! This is a good chance for us to...
Craig: Hmm... What about trying this red circle thingy? (Craig presses a hidden red button and the case opens)
All: CRAIG!
Craig: Was that the opening button? Oops.
King Axecutioner: Hang on! Why did they hide the opening button? And more importantly, why do I care? (takes his axe out the case) *Cackles* Yes. Now, I shall make a brief speech before kicking, duh I mean killing... actually yeah, kicking THEN killing you all.

More coming soon...

King Axecutioner: Greetings, pheasants! May you bow to your king! I want to things very clear. I will destroy this city bit by bit, then I will... think really carefully, draw cans, duh I mean plans out on a blackboard, draw out constructions on blue prints, choose the colours and the parts I want... and rebuilt it however I PLEASE!
Tina: You won't get away with this!
Alexanne: Yeah, what she said.
Don: How would you like me to beat you up with my big fat tough belly? *Burps* Too much chocolate cake.
King Axecutioner: Tempting... Oh, but hang on a minute. (changes settings on his axe) How would you like me to give you an uncontrollable thundercloud as an eyeball?
Don: Er, what?
(King Axecutioner zaps Don's eyeball and it becomes a thundercloud and uncontrollably shoots lightning everywhere, Tina, Alexanne and Harper start to panic and Don is scared)
Don: Help me guys!
(King Axecutioner starts making flames and the citizens run and scream, then he cackles)
King Axecutioner: This city is finally mine!!
(King Axecutioner makes an ice slide and slides town to the city centre)
King Axecutioner: Now, I would just like to make a quick speech before I rip apart not dozens, not hundreds, not thousands, but MILLIONS OF INNOCENT LOUSY LIVES!!! (does an angry face and his eyeballs catch fire) Back then, a few hundred years ago, I was a ding... duh I mean king...
(some of the citizens snigger and King Axecutioner's eyeballs catch fire again)
King Axecutioner: SHUT UP!! I was a KING that everyone could trust. Everyone loved me and I was considered very generous. If anyone needed advice or help, they would come to me. But one day, things started to go completely different, because you know time and things change. I started feeling weak, lame and I felt like I couldn't do my job just as well as I used to. Everyone started making fun of me. So, I had to leave the castle to calm down. Since then, I've used my axe for targeting world domination. But, since my last battle with The Extraordinary Eight, that axe was history. That's when I entered the very cave where I found this - T.U.E.A.! The Ultimate Elemental Axe! The moment I touched it, I felt like I was on top of the galaxy! Which is exactly how I feel right cow... duh I mean now. Since then, I've still posed as the good and gentle king I once was, so I could trick you lot into getting into my DEATH TRAPS! So, I suggest that all of you shut your own traps, stay stiller... wait, is "stiller" a word?
Rewth: (flicks through a dictionary) Yes.
King Axecutioner: Thank you. Stay stiller than a hard rock... rock and lemme take over this kitty! Duh, I mean city! And I might spare just... 25 to...50 of you here. Why those specific numbers? I don't care and I'm not going to care! Bow before me!
George Jacqueline: That is one thing we shall never do Stretchable Skin!
King Axecutioner: EH?!?!
(King Axecutioner turns around to see The Extraordinary Eight facing him with their weapons at the ready, except for George)
King Axecutioner: Well, well, well! Look at this. It's The Erroneous Eight.
George Jacqueline: Oh, I'll show you erron...
Stephanie: George, lemme do the talking. I am leader after all. King Axecutioner! We meet again.
King Axecutioner: Stephanie. It's been so long. And lookie here. I see you brought along Sadie's supposed replacement. Who looks creepily like her. Mind you, he is the same species.
George Jacqueline: Hello there, Your Majesty. Or should I say 'Your Travesty'?
Bash: *Laughs* Travesty! Ha, ha! That's a good one!
(Everyone stares at Bash and he stops laughing)
Bash: *Clears throat* Sorry.
King Axecutioner: At last, we come face to face. I know so much about you Mr. George... Javelin?
George Jacqueline: I think you'll find it's Jaffa Cakes... De-derr, I mean Jacqueline! George Jacqueline! Oh! And... FYI, Sadie is in fact... alive!
King Axecutioner: How?! That is ludicrous! I killed her during The Double E's last battle!
(Eleanor runs up to them)
Eleanor Jacqueline: That's what you think!
George Jacqueline: Mum! Or should I say... Sadie!
(King Axecutioner bursts out laughing)
King Axecutioner: That's Sadie?! Your jokes are extremely tedious, kid. That is not Sadie. How can that woman be the former Extraordinary Eight leader you all so deeply cherish? If she was Sadie, she could... use her fingerprint identity to open up... (gets a tube from behind his back) ...this small tube containing blood mixed with strong chemicals that will instantly defeat me.
(King Axecutioner chucks the tube on the ground towards Eleanor)
King Axecutioner: Go on woman, prove to everyone you really are not Sadie.
(King Axecutioner laughs; Eleanor picks up the tube, puts her thumb on it and opens the tube successfully)
Scanner voice: Access granted.
King Axecutioner: *Laughs* Er... what? Access granted?!
Sponghuck: Is that proof enough for you?
George Jacqueline: Chuck the blood at him, Mum!
King Axecutioner: Erm... can we talk a minute?
Eleanor Jacqueline: No.
(Eleanor chucks the red liquid at King Axecutioner, he yells in fear and the liquid splashes on his face and he supposedly screams in pain, then laughs)
Scooter: Huh?
Tyler: What's going on here?
King Axecutioner: *Laughs* You thought that would take me down? That chemical-infested blood... is actually red wine! *Laughs* I've waited a long time to do that. *Laughs* But OK, I do believe you now. I guess Sadie HAS been alive this whole time.
Eleanor Jacqueline: Yes. I just have a different identity. My name is Eleanor now & that boy right there... happens to be my son!
King Axecutioner: You have a kid? Impossible! I mean, physically, it is, but I mentally struggle to comprehend that you two are even related, let alone mother and son! And I still struggle to comprehend that Sadie is even alive.
Stephanie: Alright, King! Now, do us a favour - please give George and everyone else back the city. In return, we'll drop our weapons and we will spare you.
King Axecutioner: OK OK... fine. I'll leave the city and give it back.
(King Axecutioner seems like he's about to leave)
George Jacqueline: Well, that was very anti-clima...
King Axecutioner: (turns around) OVER MY LIFELESS SKELETON CORPSE! Which is actually what I should probably be making all of you RIGHT NOW!
(King Axecutioner changes the settings on his axe and as the citizens run, hide and scream, he creates a replica of The Extraordinary Eight out of fire)
George Jacqueline: Wha...
(The fiery Extraordinary Eight get their weapons out and growl)
Sponghuck: This is not good!
Craig: You got that right. (gets a sandwich from behind his back) I think it needs mayonnaise. Oh, well. (eats the sandwich)
King Axecutioner: OK, fiery bunch... sort this lot out. I've got some DESTRUCTION to do!
(King Axecutioner goes off and starts destroying some buildings)
King Axecutioner: And I might as well change the weather forecast while I'm at it.
(King Axecutioner fires magic into the sky and fire lightning strikes on the city as citizens scream and run in panic; the team prepare their weapons; the song "The Sun Always Shines On T.V." by a-ha plays)
Stephanie: OK, now we're really going in. You ready dude?
George Jacqueline: Sure am. Mum! Stand well back. I swear I'll be OK. Just keep yourself safe!
Eleanor Jacqueline: OK son. Good luck. Good luck to you guys too! I believe in you!
All: Thanks Sadie!
George Jacqueline: Thanks Mum.
(the team and their fiery replicas stare at each other)
Stephanie: We're going in...
George Jacqueline: Let's do it.
(More lightning strikes, they charge towards each other)

More coming soon...

(Axebot charges towards George and then spins, but then George lifts up his bow, which catches Axebot, causing him to stop moving, then George moves to the edge of the helicopter and the bow is stretched longer)
King Axecutioner: You moron! Attack him!
Axebot: I can't.
George Jacqueline: Thank you for your cooperation.
(George moves the bow and releases Axebot from it and he rolls backwards out of the helicopter)
Axebot: Oh no...
(Axebot lands on the ground, but continues rolling across the city, leaving tire marks, then he flies out of the city and lands in a ship, transporting oil wagons; the team cheer and so do the citizens)

More coming soon...

King Axecutioner: How about a small quiz - what's 28 - 28?
George Jacqueline: Why did you pick that specific number?
King Axecutioner: 'Cause that's your age, right?
George Jacqueline: Yes.
King Axecutioner: Now, what's 28 - 28?
George Jacqueline: 0, obviously. Now, what is 0 supposed to mean?
King Axecutioner: It means... the amount of lives you shall have left.
(King Axecutioner changes the settings on his axe)
King Axecutioner: How about a touch of frost?
(George is about to take aim)
King Axecutioner: I'll just do it. (changes the settings on the axe)
(King Axecutioner fires some frost with his axe and George tries to avoid it)
King Axecutioner: Come on, Dynamo, stay still. I'm only making sure you don't loose your cool.
(A Joke Rimshot Punch Line Drum can be heard)
George Jacqueline: Bad pun alerrrrrrrrrrrrrrt! (avoids some more frost)
King Axecutioner: Grrr! If frost won't stop you, maybe this will. (his eyes turn into lightning bolts, he changes the settings on his axe and fires some lightning towards George, who avoids it) Now, I'm bringing up a storm!
(A Joke Rimshot Punch Line Drum can be heard)
George Jacqueline: Bad pun...
(Some lightning zaps George)
George Jacqueline: Ow. Alert. Right, that's it!
(George grabs three arrows and fires them) (One arrow smashes a window and goes off, one hits King Axecutioner's axe and another flies into his mouth and he spits it back and it nearly hits George, but he picks his head up and puts it back down again)
George Jacqueline: Phew. That was close. Right, King Axecutioner. This is the final straw. (takes a straw from behind his back) I'll have to get some more next time I go shopping.
(George throws the straw at King Axecutioner's eye, which goes deep in it, but King Axecutioner grabs it with his tongue and swallows it)
King Axecutioner: In that case... (takes out some sunglasses and puts them on) ...let's turn up the heat. (changes settings on his axe and fires some flames at George)
George Jacqueline: (avoids the flames) Woah. Wa-hey! Whoo!
King Axecutioner: *Cackles* Now we're all fired up.
(A Joke Rimshot Punch Line Drum can be heard)
George Jacqueline: Bad pun... (avoids another flame) Bad... (avoids another flame) ...pun... (avoids another flame and nearly falls out the helicopter) ...alert.
(King Axecutioner shoots another flame and it burns George)
George Jacqueline: Oh, now you're playing with fire. See, I can do bad pun alerts as well. It isn't hard.
King Axecutioner: But lemme tell you what is hard.
George Jacqueline: Errr... putting on underpants without your hands?
King Axecutioner: No. I mean "hard" is in solid, firm and rigid... (changes the settings on his axe) ...by that I mean... boulders.
George Jacqueline: Bould...
(King Axecutioner fires a huge boulder at George, which hits him and George tries to keep his balance but King Axecutioner shoots more electricity, shocking George, who falls out of the helicopter and everyone looks in shock, Eleanor covers her eyes)
Stephanie: No!

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Craig: Then... can't we reflect the lightning or something? Steph, you could use your Milky Staff.
Stephanie: I could Craig... but, the white magic from my staff will only absorb into the lightning & make it more powerful, making King Axecutioner even stronger, therefore making him even more powerful.
Craig: Ahh. OK, I've got no more ideas.
George Jacqueline: Guys, we need to keep thinking! We're skating on thin ice here!
Stephanie: Ice...? *Gasps* That's it! If we can't defeat him with water, then we can defeat him with ice.
George Jacqueline: How did you figure that out?
Stephanie: Well... water is a lot more dense than ice, so it cannot physically harm him & that barrier surrounding his body cells protect him with being put out with water. But ice in some kind of force could break that barrier, causing it to spread across his entire body, freezing him up & when the pressure of his BPM can't take it, he might explode into ice and frost! And maybe a few flames.
Tyler: Wow... you weren't even born in Weird World, yet your understanding of the physics here is pretty solid.
Scooter: I'll take this one, guys. I am a snowball after all.
(Scooter breathes in ready to blow some ice, but Stephanie stops him; Scooter's pushes his cheeks and blows frost out gently)
Scooter: Stephanie, what are you doing?
Stephanie: I'm gonna do this Scooter. It's to make up for all my wrongdoings... for turning my back on you guys and letting myself down. When I left the team that day, I felt nothing but regret and shame, just like I did throughout my life. But, not this time.
George Jacqueline: Wait, Steph! What about your fear of ice?
Stephanie: *Sighs* I know... I haven't exactly made my fear subtle. But sometimes George... you got to embrace your fears to succeed. Go on, Scooter. Freeze my fists.
Scooter: Alright. If you say so.
(Scooter takes a deep breath and blows frost over Stephanie's fists; Stephanie starts to shake a little, but calms down and takes a deep breath)
George Jacqueline: OK, your fists are frozen. That's not gonna be much use.
Stephanie: Yeah... brrr... but this is just the tip of the iceberg.
(a Joke Rimshot Drum plays)
George Jacqueline: Bad...
George and Stephanie: ...pun alert.
Stephanie: Jinx! If I survive this, you owe me a hot chocolate. Now, here's the actual plan. I can deflect the water lightning off my frozen fists, turning it into ice lightning, which should be powerful enough to reflect and hit King Axecutioner. Then he will frost up, lose control of his BPM and he'll be destroyed for good. At least, that's what I'm hoping.

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Sponghuck: Lad, stop!
(George runs to Stephanie and King Axecutioner; both are covered in frost, Stephanie is feeling very week, the lightning is starting to become unstable and King Axecutioner's growling in pain; George gets his bow out)
Stephanie: George, what are you doing?!
George Jacqueline: Steph! I'm not gonna let you suffer alone! I'm helping you to take him down!
Stephanie: Are you crazy?! You could die!
George Jacqueline: What and you won't?! And maybe I am crazy! But it's heroism type craz... Oh my God, Steph! You're getting weak!
(Stephanie is looking weaker)
Stephanie: I know... Listen... the lightning's loosing stability and... it could break at any point... and if it does, King Axecutioner will take full control and then, it'll be near impossible to take him down. So please listen to me... there is now only one way we CAN take him. It's... up to YOU to deliver the final blow.
George Jacqueline: Me?
Stephanie: Yes... Grab my staff!
(George grabs Stephanie's staff)
George Jacqueline: What am I supposed with this?
Stephanie: You know when we defeated Axebot... the first time?
George Jacqueline: Yes!
Stephanie: What did you do when you first summoned the bow... and then defeat Axebot?
George Jacqueline: I... erm... *Gasps* I remember...
(a flashback shows earlier when the team were fighting Axebot and shows George's perspective when he was about to shoot an arrow)
George Jacqueline: After I summoned the bow, I held the arrow for around 30 seconds before shooting! I guess was trying to get a good aim to strike him and whilst I was doing that, the bow was charging up... some kind of magical energy and I when I fired the arrow and it struck Axebot... that I'm presuming caused him to be destroyed. His body couldn't take that sort of... AoE energy... magic substance, I guess?
Stephanie: In that case... light my staff on fire using the fire from your helmet... then hold it for 30 seconds... and aim it to Axecutioner's chest... that glowing white area right in the model signalling where it is, in the hottest area... (points to King Axecutioner's chest, which is glowing) if you fire it there.. will cause his BPM to lose control,... the lightning... will become stable again and freeze him... therefore, causing him to explode... now... be... quick...
George Jacqueline: OK...
(George positions himself, then sets Stephanie's staff on fire using the fire from his helmet, then he aims to King Axecutioner's chest, the bow starts building magical energy)
George Jacqueline: Steph!
(Stephanie looks at him, looking even weaker)
George Jacqueline: I just wanna quickly say... Thank you. You made me understand many things... but most of all, that I should believe in myself to succeed... and never give up... regardless of other problems I have to tackle. I'm very grateful for you bringing me along your journey... and for helping me to make a new friend.
Stephanie: Aww... Don't... mention... it...
(Stephanie starts to faint and the lightning starts to become unstable and the bow has fully build magical energy, which goes into the staff and George is starting to cry)
George Jacqueline: OK... let's end this...
(George fires the staff and the scene goes in slow motion; the staff fires through King Axecutioner's chest)
King Axecutioner: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
(the lightning starts going crazy, sucks into King Axecutioner, who shakes, George runs quickly away and towards the others)
Eleanor Jacqueline: Son!
George Jacqueline: He's about to blow.
Scooter: Alright, take cover!
(Craig pulls a giant cover over himself and the others)
Craig: I got us... well, covered.
(a Joke Rimshot Drum plays)
George Jacqueline: Bad pun alert.
Tyler: Don't worry about that now... or ever! Here we go...
(Everyone hides away quickly and closes their eyes; the team hurdle up under the cover, George cries as Eleanor and Craig comfort him; King Axecutioner yells, then the fire from the staff spreads throughout his body, then he turns neon mint green and explodes in light mint green frost and green fire, killing him for good; the beach and George's house are covered; the team and Eleanor come out of hiding, then all the citizens do the same)

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George Jacqueline: Opus 52's the best. I have high hopes. I least... I hope my hopes are high. Hang on, I just had a thought. Mum? I gained your powers on my journey and I was born many decades after your battle with King Axecutioner and many decades after you lost your powers during that battle, right?
Eleanor Jacqueline: Right.
George Jacqueline: So, how could I have gained your powers if you lost them before I was born?
Eleanor Jacqueline: OK, I'll come clean. Thousands of years ago, we prevented some fiery space monsters from destroying another planet. Then, as we celebrated, we were surrounded by extremely rare Coveters, small glowing bugs that allow you to make a wish. The problem with them is they will only grand one wish and they will die afterwards. Kind of like how a bee dies once it stings someone. So, I gently held up one to the night sky, closed my eyes and said - "If I ever have a kid, I wish for them to have my powers, no matter what happens to me."
George Jacqueline: So that explains why I have YOUR powers. Hang on a moment. Coveters grand wishes, so if we can summon one...
Eleanor Jacqueline: If we could summon one.
George Jacqueline: If we COULD summon one, then we can help Steph to-what do you mean "could"?
Eleanor Jacqueline: *Sighs* They disappeared many years ago without a trace and to be honest even if they didn't, they wouldn't grand wishes like that in these days.
George Jacqueline: Well... we thought at least. *Gasps* You know something? Seeing as I gained your powers... that must be why Stephanie's tracking device detected me & not you. It detected your powers, which had absorbed into me when you wished for any child you ever had to gain them. I had true potential inside me all along!
Eleanor Jacqueline: Being on that journey has made you realise that.
George Jacqueline: I progressed forward and never gave up, even when I could have.

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(George walks slowly into the test room and looks at Stephanie laying on the test bed; George grabs a stool, sits down on it and puts his hand on Stephanie's; George looks down)
George Jacqueline: I'm sorry, Steph. If only I could have done something and if I did... I wish I could have done more. *Sniffs*
(George's hand glows pink and the light waves come into contact with Stephanie's sweaty hand, go into Stephanie's veins and turn into adrenaline and zoom through Stephanie's skin and veins, until it reaches Stephanie's pearl and heart; George's hand stops glowing and George, who's crying a little, lets go of Stephanie's hand, gets up and leaves the room)

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Stephanie: Thank you. Well, I guess I better head back to my bench now, so... I'll see you around George. (she's to ride off)
George Jacqueline: Erm, Steph?
Stephanie: Yes?
George Jacqueline: Actually... I had erm... something else in mind. Well, me and Mum discussed this. You see, we have a spare room we don’t use, well actually we have three spare rooms, but the one in particular we usually use in case we have any guests staying for the night and... well, what I’m trying to say is...I was wondering if you would like to come and stay at our place?
Stephanie: What, you mean like a sleepover?
George Jacqueline: I was thinking a permanent sleepover, maybe? I'm asking if you would like to move in with us.
Stephanie: What? Move in? Like, live here? With you?
George Jacqueline: Yes. And I was thinking the others could move in as well.
Stephanie: Move in? I haven't had a proper home in a long time. You are willing to let me move in with you?
George Jacqueline: All the way.
(Stephanie smiles, then she and George enter the house)
George Jacqueline: Go ahead, make yourself feel at home.
Stephanie: Wow, your place is so cool. Mind if I start by taking a shower?
George Jacqueline: Sure. Upstairs, right-hand side when reach the top.
Stephanie: OK, thanks.
George Jacqueline: Oh! And the spare bedroom's the one at the far left end near the bathroom... it's for when you've finished.
Stephanie: OK!
(the door bell rings)
(George opens the door and a postman is there with a large package)
Postman: Delivery here for a Mr. George Jacqueline.
George Jacqueline: Ahh, they're here! Thank you, good sir.
Postman: Just sign here please.
(George signs a form)
Postman: Have a good evening sir.
(George runs upstairs with the package; cut to Stephanie, who is taking a shower, washing her body, humming and looking happy); George runs into the spare room, turns the light on, puts the package on the bed, opens it and takes out some pyjamas and a fresh duvet with a few covers; Stephanie is washing her hair and her nude body is silhouetted in the curtains; George is doing the bed for Stephanie, adds a cute cover, then lays some of her pyjamas on the bed, then quickly writes a note; Stephanie turns off the shower, implying she's finished, George puts the note on the bed, then quickly runs out the room and downstairs; Stephanie comes out the bathroom with a towel around her waist and on her head)
Stephanie: *Sighs* That was lovely.
(Stephanie hums, then enters the spare room, then she gasps in surprise)

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Stephanie: Hey, George!
George Jacqueline: Hi, Steph! How's your new bed & pyjamas?
Stephanie: Absolutely lovely! My goodness, these are so cute & comfy. Thank you.
(Stephanie sits on the couch next to the George; George puts a mug of hot chocolate on the coffee table in front of Stephanie)
Stephanie: What's this?
George Jacqueline: The hot chocolate I owe you. I didn't just buy some one, I made it myself. I used Belgian chocolate and I topped it with whipped cream and Belgian chocolate shavings, like it should be.
(Stephanie picks up the mug and takes a sip of the hot chocolate)
Stephanie: *Gasps* It's tasty. It's absolutely lovely!

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(cut to George cooking some breakfast, then Stephanie walks in)
George Jacqueline: Oh, morning Steph! How was your first sleep here?
Stephanie: Honestly, it was the best night's sleep I've had in a long time. Now, I need a nice breakfast.
George Jacqueline: Well, it's almost ready, so take a seat.
Stephanie: Thanks, George. (sits down)
George Jacqueline: Hey, do you like sugar in your coffee?
Stephanie: Yeah.
George Jacqueline: How many?
Stephanie: Just one, please.
(George puts some sugar into a mug of coffee, then he piles some stuffed French toast on to a plate, then tops them with a knob of butter and black cherry syrup)
George Jacqueline: OK, here we are!
Stephanie: Ahh, I am hungry. What have you made for me?
George Jacqueline: Bacon and cream cheese stuffed French toast with a nob of butter and black cherry syrup. Made it myself.
Stephanie: Oh my God, I love French toast! And, high calorie foods. Thank you. (cuts up some French toast and eats it)
George Jacqueline: So, what do you think?
Stephanie: These taste like... they were created from the purest sunset clouds! These are incredible! I don't normally like sweet and savoury combined, but these are amazing! I especially adore the black cherry syrup! Did you say it was home made? Mmm!
George Jacqueline: Well, I'm glad you like them. Erm... Steph? You have syrup all over your mouth. Woah! You demolished that and made quite a bit of a mess. That is not how a lady eats.
Stephanie: Well, good thing I never considered myself one. It's so good why would you even worry about manners?
George Jacqueline: Fair point.
(the door bell rings)
George Jacqueline: Oh, someone's at the door.
Eleanor Jacqueline: I'll get it, son.
George Jacqueline: Thanks, Mum!
(Eleanor opens the door and Craig, Tyler, Scooter, Sponghuck, Josie and Bash are there)
Eleanor Jacqueline: Oh! Hello, guys! Wasn't expecting you to be here.
Craig: I spoke to the others and they are now prepared to start moving in with us.
Eleanor Jacqueline: Er...
Sponghuck: You did say we could move in right, Craig?
Craig: Well, it was George and Eleanor who said so. Isn't that right, Eleanor? Hmm?
Eleanor Jacqueline: Yes. I mean, we have a lot to sort out, but... the more the merrier. We'd be honoured to have the entire team living here. We need to get some new beds for your guys & do up the spare rooms, but in the meantime, come on in.
(They all come in to the house)
George Jacqueline: Who is it?
(Sponghuck, Tyler, Scooter, Josie and Bash all run into the kitchen)
Tyler, Scooter, Josie and Bash: Hey, George! Hey, Stephanie!
Sponghuck: Hey, you two.
George Jacqueline: You all made it!
Stephanie: Hi, guys!
Scooter: Is Steph settling OK?
George Jacqueline: Oh, extremely well. If she can, I'm sure all of you lot will too.
Josie: *Sniffs* Hey! Do I smell French toast?
Bash: Could we possibly have some?
George Jacqueline: Well, I did make an awful lot of French toast so... yeah, go crazy!
Josie: All right!
Scooter: Yes!
Tyler: Thank you, George!
Sponghuck: Sure, why not? I am a bit hungry.

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Stephanie: I miss my home so badly. I've been trying for ages to think of ways to get back to Earth. But I have had no luck thinking and now I doubt I will ever get back. I made a bunch of big mistakes on one particular day I'd prefer not to discuss right now. I will eventually when I have the courage, but not at this moment.
George Jacqueline: I understand, Steph. And you know what, I will help you. For all the time we have with each other, I will help you try and get home to your place and your time. I give you my word on that.
Stephanie: Thank you. How did I ever get a friend as downright amazing as you?
George Jacqueline: Aww.
(Eleanor walks out)
Eleanor Jacqueline: Hello, you two.
George Jacqueline: Hi, Mum.
Stephanie: Hey, Sadie. I mean... Eleanor.
Eleanor Jacqueline: George, do you mind if I chat with Stephanie a little bit? Alone?
George Jacqueline: No, of course not. Make you sure come in before all the food's all gone. (gets up and goes into the house)
Stephanie: What's up?
Eleanor Jacqueline: You know that day of that one battle were everyone thought I died?
Stephanie: Yeah.
Eleanor Jacqueline: Well, here's what actually happened. (flashbacks are shown) As we were fighting King Axecutioner, when he delivered his big blast towards me, it didn't kill me. But it did do a bit of damage - it completely wiped away my powers. I was now as vulnerable as you humans. And I just couldn't show myself to you guys because I felt really ashamed and... like nothing. So, I decided to fake my death. I buried myself in the ground and the rest of you and King Axecutioner were led to believe that I was killed. I didn't think this event would have caused the end of the team. I'm sorry.
Stephanie: It's OK. At least you told the truth and I now know what really happened. I have to confess something too. I never really had a lot of affection for you. I mean, you're a great woman, but... I always saw you more as a motherly figure. In fact, the true reason I even walked away is because... like a lot of the time, I just felt like a failure. Honestly, there was really only one person I truly felt any kind of love for.
Eleanor Jacqueline: Was it that fellow human girl that joined the team after you did? Your childhood friend or something?
Stephanie: My childhood best friend. And for a couple years before... that one day, we kind of got together. She was the true one of my dreams. When we got back together again after she joined us, I was very happy. But then, I'm sure you remember that one argument we had, which caused her to leave. I never saw her again. *Sniffs* If I could, I would tell her I'm sorry, then together we would turn back time and just have things go back to how they were before any of this. George did say he will help me to do so, but I'm not sure I will.
Eleanor Jacqueline: Don't give up hope, Stephanie. If I help and if everyone helps, you will get back to Earth, to the time before any of this happened. And you can live as the girl you were before.
Stephanie: Thanks. You know what though, until that day comes... or if it comes... I am going to try my very best to settle here. It does seem like a cool place here anyway, so it'll be nice to stick around.
Eleanor Jacqueline: Trust me, you'll have a nice time here. Now come on. Let's go inside.
(Stephanie smiles, then she and Eleanor get up and walk into the house, then the scenes pans back to show the entire city, then the scene fades out, marking the end of the film)

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("The End" is shown, leading to the end of the movie and then a spectacular end credits are shown)

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