Becoming stressed by a press conference, Mal retreats into her mind. She imagines that she and her friends have grown tired with how dull life in Auradon had become and decide to spice things up. Using her spell book, Mal curses apples they hand out to everyone to make them wild and impulsive, effectively wicked. The VKs lead the spelled populace of Auradon Prep in a song and dance number, as they tear up the classrooms and deface property with spray-paint.
Lyrics[]
Mal, Evie, Jay, & Carlos: Ahhhhh...
We got all the ways to be
W-I-C-K-E-D
We got all the ways to be
W-I-C-K-E-D
Mal: Crashing the party
Guess they lost my invitation
Friendly reminder
Got my own kind of persuasion
Carlos Looks like this place could use
A bit of misbehavior
Happily ever after
With a little flavor
Jay: We're bad to the bone
With even worse intentions
We're gonna steal the show
And leave 'em all defenseless
Evie: A fairy tale life can be
Oh-so overrated
So raise your voices and
Let's get it activated
Mal, Evie, Jay, & Carlos: Long live havin' some fun
We take what we want
There's so many ways to be wicked
With us, evil lives on the right side of wrong
There's so many ways to be wicked
Apple, apple
Dip, dip
Wanna try it?
Tick, tick
Take a bite
Come on, be bold
Change the way the story's told
Mal: This time the dark is
Finally getting your attention Evie: We're wicked by the book
And class is back in session
Jay: You like it, steal it
Gotta beat 'em to the treasure Carlos: A rite of passage Mal, Evie, Jay, & Carlos: Bad just doesn't get much better
Long live havin' some fun
We take what we want
There's so many ways to be wicked
With us, evil lives on the right side of wrong
There's so many ways to be wicked
Mal: Mother always knows best Evie: Show her, pass every test Carlos: Hear her voice in my head Jay: Evil is the only Mal, Evie, Jay, & Carlos: Real way to win
We got all the ways to be
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
W-I-C-K-E-D Jay: Let's go! Mal, Evie, Jay, & Carlos: We got all the ways to be
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
W-I-C-K-E-D Mal: Yeah!
Mal, Evie, Jay, & Carlos: Long live havin' some fun
We take what we want
There's so many ways to be wicked
With us, evil lives on the right side of wrong
There's so many ways to be wicked
Cruel and unusual
We're taking control
There's so many ways to be wicked
With us, evil lives on the right side of wrong
There's so many ways to be wicked
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
We got all the ways to be
W-I-C-K-E-D
We got all the ways to be
W-I-C-K-E-D
We got all the ways to be
W-I-C-K-E-D
We got all the ways to be Mal: So many ways to be wicked
Trivia[]
This imagined song was likely Mal's way of coping with the stress of being royally perfect.
Noticeably some of the kids who get spelled add leather/biker jackets and accessories to their outfits, reflecting their new wicked nature.
The VKs are mostly back to their original appearance in this number. There are only a few differences:
Mal's jacket has short sleeves and she's wearing green pants instead of purple.
Evie is not wearing the same blue jacket from Rotten to the Core.
Carlos has his hair smoothed out, which is almost how it's actually styled outside the daydream.
Shorts:Under The Sea: A Descendants Story • Audrey's Royal Return: A Descendants Short Story • Wicked Woods: A Descendants Halloween Story • Wickedly Sweet: A Descendants Short Story Shows:School of Secrets • Descendants: Wicked World • Chibi Tiny Tales • The Planning of the Royal Wedding Video Games:Descendants: Isle of the Lost Rush • Disney All-Star Racers • Disney All-Star Party Books:Disney Descendants: School of Secrets Descendants Novels:The Isle of the Lost • Return to the Isle of the Lost • Rise of the Isle of the Lost • Escape from the Isle of the Lost • Beyond the Isle of the Lost
Characters
Descendants:Mal • Jay • Evie • Carlos De Vil • Ben • Audrey • Lonnie • Jane • Chad Charming • Doug • Belle • Beast • Fairy Godmother • Queen Leah • Snow White • Maleficent • Jafar • Evil Queen • Cruella De Vil • Coach Jenkins • Mr. Deley • Dude
Descendants 2:Uma • Harry Hook • Gil • Dizzy Tremaine Descendants 3:Dr. Facilier • Celia Facilier • Squeaky & Squirmy Smee • Hades • Lady Tremaine Descendants: The Rise of Red:Red • Chloe Charming • Uliana • Maddox Hatter• Morgie • Cinderella • King Charming • Bridget/Queen of Hearts • Merlin • Aladdin • Jasmine • Captain Hook Descendants: Wicked Wonderland:Pink Descendants: Wicked World:Jordan • Freddie Facilier • Ally • CJ Hook • Zevon • Ruby
Season One: "Evie's Explosion of Taste" • "Mal's Digi-Image Problem" • "Audrey's New Do? New Don't!" • "Careful What You Wish For" • "Voodoo? You Do" • "Lamp Sweet Lamp" • "Genie Chic" • "Puffed Deliciousness" • "Good is the New Bad" • "Spirit Day" • "I'm Your Girl" • "Mash It Up" • "All Hail the New Q.N.L.B." • "Mad for Tea" • "Carpet Jacked" • "The Night is Young" • "Neon Lights Out" • "Hooked On Ben"
Season Two: "Slumber Party" • "Odd Mal Out" • "Pair of Sneakers" • "Wild Rehearsal" • "Chemical Reaction" • "Talking Heads" • "Steal Away" • "Evil Among Us" • "Options Are Shrinking" • "Party Crashers" • "Mal-lone" • "Trapped" • "Face to Face" • "United We Stand" • "Celebration"
Descendants: "Rotten to the Core" • "Evil Like Me" • "Did I Mention" • "If Only" • "Be Our Guest" • "Set It Off" • "Believe"
Descendants: Wicked World: "Night Is Young" • "Good is the New Bad" • "I'm Your Girl" • "Rather Be With You" • "Evil" • "Better Together" Descendants 2: "Ways to Be Wicked" • "What's My Name" • "Chillin' Like a Villain" • "Space Between" • "It's Goin' Down" • "You and Me" • "Poor Unfortunate Souls" • "Kiss the Girl" Descendants 3: "Good to Be Bad" • "Queen of Mean" • "Do What You Gotta Do" • "Night Falls" • "One Kiss" • " My Once Upon a Time" • "Break This Down" • "Dig a Little Deeper" Descendants: The Rise of Red: "Red" • "So This Is Love" • "Love Ain't It" • "What's My Name (Red Version)" • "Fight of Our Lives" • "Life Is Sweeter" • "Perfect Revenge" • "Shuffle of Love" • "Get Your Hands Dirty" • "Bad Reputation" Miscellaneous: "Genie in a Bottle" • "Audrey's Christmas Rewind" • "Feeling the Love" • "Red Christmas"