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Stupid Parade Is A 2029 Dark Humor/Comedy R-Rated Disney-Pixar Film Directed by Conrad Vernon, Greg Tiernan And Seth MacFarlane.
The Movie Is The First Official Attempt Of Disney Try Making A R-Rated Movie And Really Worked Then It Maked Sucess At Whole Cinemas, Too In Oceania.
The Movie Released In 19 October, 2029 On North America.
Synopsis[]
Greg Is A Jealous 20-Year-Old That Lives In A Little Apartament Complex Named "Golfie Resort Oil-House", But One Day He Go To Russia At The Famous Katyusha Casino, And After Make The Casino Lost 10 Billion Russian Coins, The Casino 1900-Year-Old Islamic-Jewish Mystic Magician (young appearence) Owner Named Stalin That Soon, In Revenge, He Launched A Curse In the Whole World That Now Will End In 10 Days, Greg And His Late School Friend That is A Gun-Profissional Matthew Have To Go In A Journey To Save The World In This Adventure FIlled With Bad Words, Blood And Others!
- Official Manual On Cinemas, AMC Theaters.
How Disney Thinked About Making A R-Rated Movie[]
In The Year, A Series Of FOX Was A Bomb At The Year Named "What You Got, A Shitting Gun?" That Was Heavily Strong That Aired Too On HBO, Due To Disney Owned FOX, They Callled The Polemic Sony 2016 Sausage Party Directors And The Family Guy Director And Animator Seth MacFarlane To Make An R-Rated Movie For Theaters, And After 8 Years of Production, The Movie Was Officialy Released Worldwide In October, 2029.
Cast[]
Tom Kenny As Greg
Vincent Martella As Matt
Eddie Murphy As Stalin
Chris Pratt As Stanli's Grandpa
TBA (add please more)
Characters[]
- Greg (Gregory SteelWood)
The Main Protagonist Of The Film, The More Who Swears And Despicable, But, While Passing The Movie He Starts To Getting More Likebale.
- Matt (Matthew Edward SteellingWood III)
From His Dad Of Royalty, It's The Main Deuteragonist, Since His Childhood On Orphanage, He Became A Profissional On Guns (exp. K-12, K-7).
- Stalin (Stalin Yourúgest Octae)
Mystic And The Casino Owner, The Main Antagonist, Having His Grandpa Responsable By The "1900's Incident". Normally, His Lethal Gun Is his Trident In The 3th Phase. 1th Phase: Normal, 2th Phase: Gun, 3th Phase: Lethal Fury. His Personality Is Jealous, Luxurious And Slothless.
- Tom (Thomas Uniegt)
The Second "Deuteragonist", Appears Not So Much.
The 1900's Incident[]
In The Universe Of The Film, The 1900's Incident Was A Marking And Genocidal Millitary Ditadure By Stalin's Grandpa (Goersi Marcheliao Yourúguest Octae) Started In 28 December, 1900 And Ended In 18 January, 1919. The Ditadure, After His Fading, Have 270 Laws, But Just 10 Laws Were Revelead That Were:
1. Do Not Desrespect Goersi And His Family.
2. Do Not Eat Fried Of Any Food That Was Too Creative, Just Rice, Beans And Spinach.
3. Cure Medical Conditions Were Just Legal If You Asked For The King If he Could And Have A Sorry For Himself.
4. No One Can't Escape From There Without Permission, Just the Royal Family That Could Go From Since The Pre-Historic Italy Kingdom To The Pre-Historic Soviet Union.
5. If Someone Is Kidnapped, The Kidnapped Is Free And Depending Were The Kidnapper Is, The Place Is Destoryed With Hard Pipe Bombs, Nuke Bombs And etc.
6. The Only Music That Are Allowed Is the Official Anthem From The Ditadure By Ten Minutes.
7. No Technology Or Horrible Sounds Have To Be Tolerated By The Soldiers And Especially The King.
8. Schools Have To Be Little Cabinets With Only 10 Child In 7 Hours.
9. Drinks Like Cola Were Never Allowed.
10. And For The Finale, Everytime Someone Winned, the Trophie Is From The King.
Reception[]
Box Office[]
Stupid Parade Got Over In The Worldwide Box Office An Average Of $160,000,880.87 Quadrillion Dollars
Critics[]
Stupid Parade Has Got A "Fresh Tomato" Seal On Rotten Tomatoes, 10 Stars Ranking On IMDB.
Trailer[]
Stupid Parade (2029) | Official Trailer | Disney-Pixar:
Narrator: This Year.
Greg In A Car: Matt, We Going To The Famous Katyusha Casino In Russia To Do The Traffic!
Matt Too In A Car: Good, cuz I Bought My Translation App.
*Greg And Matt Get At The Casino*
Greg: Na-Na-Katyusha.
Greg: Remmeber Matt, We Must Go Easy On The Drinking
*Transition*
*Matt Pick The Phone And Clicks To Record*
Matt: Hey, Can I Get More Pepsi?
*Translator Says "I F*cked Your Moms" In Russian.
*Everybody Starts To Vandalize*
Matt: Hey, What's Wrong, I Just Wanted More Pepsi.
Greg: I Think That Why The App Is Called "Hoopla-Teol Troll Translator".
*Click To Record Again*
Matt: So That's Why Everybody Got Mad When I Talked.
*Translator Says "Everybody S*ck My Balls" In Russian".
*Greg Celebrates*
Greg: FUCK YEAH, I Win 10 FUCKIN TIMES!
Matt: Were Rich, Greg.
*Transition*
Employeé: What, How Did The Casino Lost 18 Million Russian Coins?
Employeé #2: It Was This Guy, Tell Hurry To The Sir!
*Employeé #2 Goes At Elevator And Go Down*
Employeé #2 In A Scared Tone: S-Sir, O-O-Our C-Ca-a-s-s-i-n-o Has Lost 10 Million.
Stalin: WHAT DID YOU SAY,BITCH?
*Transition*
Narrator: They Will F*ck Greg Up!
*Greg Opens His House Door*
Greg: Hello House, The Traffic Was A Hassle, But The Casino Was My Mind At Least.
*Realizes That Everything Was Stolen*
Greg: Wait A Minute, Where is My FUKIN Things, motherfuler.
*Pick The Phone And A Number*
Unknown Call: Put The Money Back Or Your Favorite Item, The Air Fryer Will Be Burn, Too You Have 10 Days Until The World Ends.
Greg: Oh Hell No, Im Pretty Fucked Up.
*Pick A Book Of Most Wanted*
Greg: He Is The Most Wanted By Selling Ilegal GTA Copies?
*Transition*
Narrator: But... HE WILL DAMN THEM UP TOO!
*Transition*
*Matt With A K-17 Get Out Of House*
Greg: Suck This, StaShirt.
*Logo Appears And Start To Play Funky Town On Background.*
Soundtrack[]
- Happy (Champion Diamond Remix)
- Still
- Boreshat
- Funky Town
- Suspense
- Normality
- No Panic
- Gun Madness
- My Hero, Our Enemy
- Magic Equals Smoke
- Buyu Shop
- A Story To Tell, Sad To Tell
- Past To Past
- After Ever Forever
- Friends Or BFBS
- Piracy Denition
- Clownish Troubles
- OOPS!
- Core Of The Center
- Our Fight Is In The End
Cinemas Manuals[]
In Theaters Like AMC, They DIstribute A Type Of Manual That Tell The Story Of The Film.
Marketing[]
- Nintendo Switch Inspired On Characters
- PS4 (same of Nintendo Switch)
- Gummy Vitamines
- Macaroni & Cheese
- Plates
- Books And Comics
- CRT Televisions
- VHS Action Figures
- Emoji Stickers
Polemic[]
As Sausage Party, Many Unwarned Parents Buyed The Movie To His Kids Watch, And This Got More Polemic than Sausage Pary.
Home Media Release[]
Collector's Edition - Two Disc Kit (20 November, 2029)
DVD (20 November, 2029)
Blu-Ray (25 November, 2029)
VHS "For Retro Collectors" (1 January, 2030)
Digital (30 November, 2029)
Quotes[]
"This Shit Got Here?" - Greg
"Well, Here We Go To Damn Again!" - Matt
"I Say LYFY That Means... Lose You Fuck Yourself" - Stalin
"How I Gonna Say, How The Last Time You Just Almost Killed Us?" - Matt
"My Grandpa Fucked Your Family To Damn, And That's Why I Say I'm Badass, OK?" - Stalin
"Can You Make The Loinion Sandwich?" - Tom
"I'll Beat With My Sausage!" - Greg
"Bodybuilders Are For Fatso, How About We Talk About The Lotion Parade?" - Hailey
"Oh, I Don't Hear You, Stupid Bitch" - Greg
Future[]
Disney Is Planning Three Sequels To 2031, 2035 and 2039, Too A Star + Series Is Being Produced Named "Stupid Parade: Stomp And Chom'" For January, 2040.
Sneak Peek Of The Names Of The Movies[]
In 2030, Disney Showed The Names Of The Sequels Thats Is; Stupid Parade: Fries By Flies, Stupid Parade: Yolo Bolo And Stupid Parade: After, Ever, Forever, Chilling.