This article is a transcript of the Weird World: The TV Show episode "Rock and Roll" from season one, which aired on September 27, 2019.
- (the episode starts with Stephanie coming out of the bathroom with a towel around herself and another around her head)
- Stephanie: Ahh, that's so much better. Hey, George! You can have a bath now!
- George Jacqueline: (off-screen) OK, thanks Steph!
- (cut to the bath being filled and bubble bath being poured in, then it shows George getting in)
- George Jacqueline: Now, this is the life.
- (Craig slams the door open)
- George Jacqueline: Ahh! Craig, what are you doing in here?
- Craig: I just need to borrow the toothpaste, yo.
- George Jacqueline: Why?
- Craig: We ran out of washing up liquid. I think I had it on my cereal this morning.
- George Jacqueline: Again, why?
- Craig: Cause we also ran out of milk.
- George Jacqueline: Craig, get out! I'm trying to have a relaxing bath.
- Craig: And the other reason I came was to bring some stuff to you, that's all. Trying to be nice is all.
- George Jacqueline: Well, what have you got for me?
- Craig: Well, I found that rubber duck you've been missing for 9 years.
- (Craig tosses a green rubber duck in the bath)
- George Jacqueline: Gee! Thanks, Craig! Where was it?
- Craig: In the dishwasher. I had to give it a quick wash.
- George Jacqueline: For 9 years? And why in the dishwasher?
- Craig: I don't even though. Anyway, I also got some more hair wash.
- (Craig hands George a bottle of hair wash)
- George Jacqueline: Perfect.
- Craig: And one more thing - I got you a hair dryer to dry your hair afterwards.
- George Jacqueline: OK, thanks Cr... A hair dryer?! Craig, I don't think you shou... Remember me, Sinatra!
- (Craig throws the hair dryer in the bath and George covers his eyes, then uncovers them)
- George Jacqueline: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... wait. It should have electrocuted me.
- Craig: Why?
- George Jacqueline: Because, walnut brain, water and electricity don't mix.
- Craig: Oh, it probably isn't turned on. Just a sec.
- George Jacqueline: Craig, don't...
- (Craig takes the hair dryer out, turns the switch on and drops it back in the bath, but still nothing happens)
- Craig: Maybe it's the plug.
- (Craig bounces to the hair dryer plug, which is plugged in and the switch is off)
- Craig: Well, it's plugged in and it's not broken... Oh! What am I doing? I'm such an idiot. I didn't switch the plug socket on.
- (Craig switches the plug on and electric shocks can be heard off-screen)
- Craig: Err, George, why are you fixing Lambert in the bathroom? Or is he doing chemistry experiments? Cause you can ask Mac and Stella to that in the lab.
- (George appears next to him with a towel around himself, looking fine)
- Craig: Wait a sec. You... I thought...
- George Jacqueline: I got out before you did your dumb stuff. (walks past Craig) I'm clean enough anyway, so...
- Craig: What dumb stuff?
- (cut to George's phone ringing and George, now fully dressed, answers it)
- George Jacqueline: Hello? Hey, Cole. You're coming over in a bit? Alright, cool. OK. See you in a bit.
- (George walks off and off-screen trips over something and yells)
- George Jacqueline: I'm OK.
- (cut to theme song)
- (a view of the house is shown and cut to George and Cole sitting on the sofa and Cole is playing some indie music on George's stereo)