"Oh, No! We're Babies!" is a novelty song by Gabby and the Bensons and it will be written by Crystal Mata and Robert Panzer. This song is about an evil mad scientist named Professor Pinchworm who turns people into babies with a ree gun called the Baby Ree so he could rule the world.
Lyrics[]
Professor Teddyus Jay Pinchworm had his troubles and strife,
Because we went on his favorite ride, "The Ride of Your Life."
In the end, a ree gun called "The Baby Ree,"
Zapped us and to our surprise you will see.
When we climbed out of the coaster, we looked so strange
Wearing diapers, bibs and bonnets, 'cause our ages have changed.
No ifs or ands or buts, or even maybes.
We looked at ourselves, we've turned into babies!
Oh, no! Oh, no! We're babies!
Oh, no! Oh, no! What are we gonna do?
Give me a bottle, blanket and a rattle too.
Wouldn't it be funny if this is true?
Pinchworm always knew just what to do.
He'll turn people into babies so a world he could rule!
He said, "I'll first use my Ree to zap them right into kids!"
So he ran out the door and here's what he did!
Oh, no! Oh, no! We're babies!
Oh, no! Oh, no! What are we gonna do?
Give me a bottle, blanket and a rattle too.
Wouldn't it be funny if this is true?
When he met Cogsta, his robot dog.
He really wants to eat us, now we're on the jog!
We ran really fast and quick as a mouse,
And we looked in the mirrors inside the house.
Oh, no! Oh, no! We're babies!
Oh, no! Oh, no! What are we gonna do?
Give me a bottle, blanket and a rattle too.
Wouldn't it be funny if this is true?
Suddenly a cloud came into a haze!
The rain came down and it grew into a maze.
We never knew which way or just where to go!
Because we got lost and boy, don't you know?
Oh, no! Oh, no! We're babies!
Oh, no! Oh, no! What are we gonna do?
Give me a bottle, blanket and a rattle too.
Wouldn't it be funny if this is true?
We ran into a barn that we've ever seen.
Pinchworm appeared on the computer screen.
He said, "I have to rule a baby world,
For every baby boy and baby girl!"
Oh, no! Oh, no! We're babies!
Oh, no! Oh, no! What are we gonna do?
Give me a bottle, blanket and a rattle too.
Wouldn't it be funny if this is true?
We soon came to Professor Pinchworm's lab,
And told him we were babies with the fun that we've had.
When he pulled down the switch as hard as can be,
The Ferris Wheel turned into the Baby Ree!
Oh, no! Oh, no! We're babies!
Oh, no! Oh, no! What are we gonna do?
Give me a bottle, blanket and a rattle too.
Wouldn't it be funny if this is true?
When old Professor Pinchworm trapped us right into nets,
I pulled out a doll, that's what I could get.
Its head nearly popped off 'cause I pushed it too hard,
And landed in the Ree and soon it did start.
The Ree zapped itself and it started to shake.
For when we started trembling, the world did quake.
And KA-BOOM! The Ree exploded into pieces and then,
We're all grown up and back to normal again.
Hooray! Hooray! We're not babies anymore!
Hooray! Hooray! We saved the day!
Pinchworm's Ree exploded and we're all grown up,
But that ever happened to him anyway.
Oh, no! Oh, no! He's a baby!
Oh, no! Oh, no! What's he gonna do?
Cogsta wants to eat him for his food,
So he chased him away 'till he's gone for good!
He's gone for good!