Nothing's Too Good for You is a song from "Muppet Classic Theater". It plays in the story, "The Emperor's New Clothes" as Rizzo, Montague, and Yolanda prepare Emperor Fozzie's new clothes.
LYRICS[]
Rizzo: As a dresser, you're a accursed. You have gone from bad to worsed.
Montague: You need more than three.
Rizzo (Spoken): Yeah.
Montague: This is guaranteed.
Yolanda: Deport the local silk and satin, this Greece beauteous is from Manhattan.
Rizzo: Lose this lousy chance. Sell it to a lowly prince.
Rizzo, Montague, and Yolanda: You've gotta shine with finery incomparable! Anything less than the best would be unfair-able!
Emperor Fozzie (Spoken): "Fair-able", I get it!
Rizzo: It's you! It's you! It's so completely you!
Emperor Fozzie (Spoken): It is?
Rizzo: No fluff!
Montague: No cuff!
Yolanda: No stuffing!
Emperor Fozzie (Spoken): That's great!
Rizzo: Believe me, it's nothing!
Purple Muppet Court Member (Spoken): Oh, it's true!
Loyal Royal Advisor (Spoken): It's you!
Blue Muppet Court Member (Sung): It's so completely you!
Yolanda: No seam unsewn.
Montague: No flaws inside!
Rizzo: Hey, that's real chenille, not Naugahyde!
Rizzo, Montague, and Yolanda: It's true! And nothing's too good for you!
Emperor Fozzie (Spoken, finally getting the idea): Ah!
Emperor Fozzie (Sung): Hey! It's me! It's me! Only foolish fools can't see...
Purple Muppet Court Member and Loyal Royal Advisor: The spools from upper classes!
Blue Muppet Court Member: Don't need bifocal glasses...
Purple Muppet Court Member and Loyal Royal Advisor: To see!
Purple Muppet Court Member, Loyal Royal Advisor, and Rats: We see... your royal pedigree!
Emperor Fozzie: These diamond studs and golden threads.
Yolanda: These hazelly pants will knock 'em dead!
Rizzo: The sheer veneer of polished chrome!
Montague (Spoken): The texture of true styrofoam!
Emperor Fozzie: Braided croquet and treasured trill!
Rizzo: It's been a thrill. Man, here's the bill!
Emperor Fozzie (Spoken): Wow-wee! Nothing's too good for me!
Rizzo (Spoken): Ain't that the truth? Ha-ha!
Rizzo, Montague, and Yolanda: These jewels! These jewels! Oh, how we fooled those fools!
Montague: The scam was so hygelac!
Rizzo: That bear was imbecilic!
Rizzo, Montague, and Yolanda: We're rich! We're rich! This life is such a stitch!
Rizzo: Nothing fits so perfectly as clothes for those who cannot see...
Rizzo, Montague, and Yolanda: What's true! And nothing's too good for you!
Yolanda: Nothing's too good for you!
Montague: Hee-hee! Nothing's too good for you! Oh yeah!
Rizzo: Nothing's too good for you! Oh no!
Rizzo, Montague, and Yolanda: Nothing's too good for...
Rizzo, Montague, and Yolanda (Whispering): Us!