Midas Touch is a song from "Muppet Classic Theater". It plays in the story, "King Midas" as King Midas (played by Kermit) mourns about how he feels about the golden touch, despite how happy it's made the whole kingdom, including his wife, Queen Midas (played by Miss Piggy).
LYRICS[]
Kermit/King Midas: All this gold can't buy, all the blue in the sky.
What's more peaceful than green? If you know what I mean.
Miss Piggy/Queen Midas (Spoken): Midy?
Miss Piggy/Queen Midas (Sung): Don't you know we've got the Midas Touch? That golden glimmer at the slightest touch.
Various Muppet Townspeople: It shines and shimmers there for all to see, poor and needy! We're not greedy!
Miss Piggy/Queen Midas: No indeed-y!
Rabbit Muppet: The Midas Touch!
Miss Piggy/Queen Midas: Our little people will take pride and such.
Miss Piggy/Queen Midas and Various Muppet Townspeople: A golden steeple filled with razzle-dazzle!
Miss Piggy/Queen Midas: And pure "pizzazzle"!
Miss Piggy/Queen Midas and Various Muppet Townspeople: Of the mighty magic Midas Touch!
Kermit/King Midas: Yeah, but our friends all around us...
Miss Piggy/Queen Midas (Spoken): Aw, come on.
Kermit/King Midas: Are more precious than gold.
Miss Piggy/Queen Midas: Listen, buster, don't you love the polish and the luster of the Midas Touch?
Kermit/King Midas (Spoken): No, wait!
Miss Piggy/Queen Midas: There's nothing finer than the Midas Touch!
Kermit/King Midas (Spoken): Oh, please.
Miss Piggy/Queen Midas (Spoken): Don't be a whiner!
Kermit/King Midas: The gold is so cold and chilly!
Miss Piggy/Queen Midas: Don't be silly, gild the lily!
Various Muppet Townspeople: The Midas Touch! And soon, you'll find the world is in your clutch!
Miss Piggy/Queen Midas: And don't you drop it! Take these lousy millions and make bazillions with the mighty magic Midas Touch!
Various Muppet Townspeople (Chanting): Sis-boom-bah! Boola boola boola! Midas makes the moola, moola, moola! Sis-boom-bah! Boola boola boola! Midas, Midas, rah!
Various Muppet Townspeople (Sung): We've got the Midas Touch!
Loyal Royal Advisor (In the background, spoken) Touch my broom!
Various Muppet Townspeople: And you can never ever touch to much!
Miss Piggy/Queen Midas (Spoken): Yes!
Miss Piggy/Queen Midas (Sung): We'll be together. You, with your golden robe. Me, with my Golden Globe.
Miss Piggy/Queen Midas (Spoken): Thank you, International Press!
Various Muppet Townspeople: With the marvelous, miraculous, magnificent, mighty, and
Miss Piggy/Queen Midas and Various Muppet Townspeople: magical... Midas... Touch!