"Me, Who am I?" is a musical number originally from the 2013 Broadway production of Rodgers + Hammerstein's Cinderella. During the stage musical scene, Prince Hans Westergaard (Santino Fontana) and his backing performers, consisting of evil treants, duergars, evil gnomes, drows, dark knights, evil pirates, Thuggees, evil ninjas, wicked witches, orknies, and ghouls, will sing a variation of the show tune in The Chipmunks and the Chipettes Join the Disney Family.
Lyrics[]
Me,
Who am I?
A far-from-perfect guy
A bum who wants to do what's right
But often does what's wrong
A kid who's voice is way off key
But loves to sing a song
A guy who dreams like a lion
But wakes up like a lamb
Me, who am I?
But the guy I am
That's who'm I
His Royal Highness
Christopher Rupert
Slayer of dragons
Pitiless to ogres
Destroyer of griffins and giants
No friend to gargoyles
Nice to the needy
Sportsman and poet
A guy who dreams like lion
But wakes up like a lamb
Me, who am I?
But the guy I am
He's our hero!
Such perfection!
He's the kind of guy
Who we'd all like to be.
What's the use of
Self-reflection?
Church bells will ring
When you are king
People will sing...
There is no one quite like...
Me,
Who am I?
A far from perfect guy
A jerk who wants to do what's right
But often does what's wrong
A drip who's voice is way off key
But loves to sing a song
A dope who dreams like a lion
But wakes up like a lamb
Me, who am I?
But the guy I am
That's who'm I
That's who'm I!
His Royal Highness
Christopher Rupert,
Slayer of dragons,
Pitiless to ogres,
Destroyer of griffins and giants.
No friend to gargoyles!
Nice to the needy
Sportsman and poet
Swordsman, statesman,
Nifty dancer,
Sailor of the oceans,
Surveyor of the mountains and valleys
He's a prince
What a guy! What a guy!
What a guy! What a guy!
He's a plain and simple
Complicated fascinating guy!
What a guy!
Prince Hans:
Me, who am I?
A far-from-perfect guy!
A bum who wants to do what's right,
But often does what's wrong!
A kid whose voice is way off key,
But loves to sing a song!
A guy who dreams like a lion,
But wakes up like a lamb!
Me, who am I but the guy I am?
That's who'm I!
Foot Soldiers:
His Royal Highness,
Hans of the Southern Isles,
Slayer of dragons,
Pitiless to ogres,
Destroyer of griffins and giants,
No friend to gargoyles!
Nice to the needy!
Sportsman and poet!
All:
A guy who dreams like lion,
But wakes up like a lamb!
Prince Hans:
Me, who am I but the guy I am?
Foot Soldiers: (Prince Hans:)
He's our hero! (Thanks a lot.)
Such perfection! (That's very kind of you.)
He's the kind of guy who we'd all like to be. (I certainly appreciate it.)
What's the use of
Self-reflection? (Too much.)
Church bells will ring
When you are king.
People will sing...
There is no one quite like...
Prince Hans: (Foot Soldiers:)
Me... (His Royal Highness,)
Who am I? (Hans of the Southern Isles,)
A far-from-perfect guy! (Savior of children, killer of abusers,)
A jerk who wants to do what's right, (Destroyer of evil creations,)
But often does what's wrong! (No good to devils,)
A drunk whose voice is way off key, (Steals from the greedy!)
But loves to sing a song! (Swordsman, horseman,)
A guy who assails like a monster, (Huntsman, statesman,)
But fights well like a man! (Nifty dancer!)
(He who ventures 'cross the stormy sea) Me,
Who am I (Through the icy snow,)
But the guy I am? (And the blistering desert!)
(He's our prince!) Yes,
That's who'm (What a guy! What a guy!)
I! (What a guy! What a guy!)
That's... (He's a plain and simple)
Whom I! (Complicated fascinating guy!)
Foot Soldiers:
What a guy!
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