Luna Tempest is a character who shouldn't exist.
Background[]
Official Disney Bio[]
- "Luna Tempest is the type of girl who hit you with her car and say "sorry, I'm a capri sun"
Personality[]
Luna is an asshole
She's Dutch (ew)
She is a black, disabled, transgender, pansexual, overweight, coal mine worker. She is a member of ISIS as seen by her isis hair pin, she wears the tie of the nostalgia critic, whom she defeated in glorious gladitorial combat. She is never seen not holding a confederate flag as she is extremely racist and she's also Dutch (ew clogs). She uses a magnifying glass to stargaze because she's a fucking lobotomite
Powers and Abilities[]
She can't vote because she is a woman
Relationships[]
Friends[]
none lol
Enemies[]
no one cares enough to be her enemy. fuckin losar
Quotes[]
- "Who's joe?"
- "You call these things chips? Instead of krispity crunchy munchy crackajack snapping nibbler snapping crack and pop westerpoolchestershireshire Queen's lovely jubly delights? That's rather a bit cringe innit bruv"
- "when the imposter is sus"
- "I remember it so you don't have to!"
- "Scooby-Doo Unmasked for the PS2 is my favorite game!"
Trivia[]