This article is a transcript of the Weird World: The TV Show episode "Hide and Seek" from season one, which aired on September 6, 2019.
- (the episodes starts with George looking bored and sitting in the armchair and Scooter is sitting on the sofa watching TV)
- George Jacqueline: *Yawns* I'm so bored today. Hey, Scooter, are you bored?
- Scooter: A little.
- (Stephanie comes past on her phone)
- George Jacqueline: Hey, Steph, I'm bored. I wanna do something.
- Stephanie: Well, we could play a game.
- Scooter: I know! Let's play...
- Stephanie: No, Scooter. We're playing Ludo.
- Scooter: Why not?
- Stephanie: Because it always ends in a fight.
- George Jacqueline: And that last fight seemed like it came out of a movie. Why don't we play Spin the Bottle?
- Stephanie: Are you serious? Let's play something a bit more... friendly orientated.
- George Jacqueline: What, like hide and seek or something?
- Stephanie: OK, hide and seek it is. I'll go get the others.
- Craig: And I'll get the expired mayonnaise.
- Stephanie: No even going to ask.
- (cut to The Extraordinary Eight standing on the beach)
- Josie: So, who wants to be the seeker.
- Craig: I wanna be the seeker.
- Sponghuck: Craig, we can't let you be the seeker.
- Craig: Why not?
- Sponghuck: Because I remember the last time you were the seeker. Flashback!
- (a flashback shows The Extraordinary Eight on the beach like they are now)
- Scooter: OK, Craig. Count to 10 and we'll go and hide.
- Craig: OK.
- George Jacqueline: Let's go.
- (the others run off and Craig puts his head against the rocky hill)
- Craig: 1, 2... erm... 9... 16.4... twelvety-77-6... 55... snowglobe, tin can, 188 and 3 quarters, cardboard box...
- (cut to the present)
- Sponghuck: Snowglobe?
- Craig: I'm not good at counting, so what?
- Sponghuck: We were hiding for 5 hours because you were distracting yourself with your "counting".
- (cut to the flashback)
- Craig: ...Papa John's, corallini, 11,729, Cindy Crawford... Er... What comes after Cindy Crawford?
- (cut to the present)
- Craig: It can't have been that bad.
- Scooter: I started to sweat under that coffee table.
- George Jacqueline: Well, Scooter, even if he was looking for us, he would have found easily, because you always hide either in the freezer or under the coffee table.
- Scooter: It's because loads of places in the house to hide are warm and you know I'm thermophobic. The coffee table is shady underneath and blocks the sunlight. And the freezer, well is really cold.