Gotta Get That Name is a song from "Muppet Classic Theater". It plays in the story, "Rumpelstiltskin" as Queen Piggy, with the help of The King (played by Kermit), The Loyal Royal Advisor, Papa Pig, and the whole kingdom, guess the name of the weird little man (Played by Gonzo) in their attempt for Queen Piggy to keep the child.
LYRICS[]
Kermit/The King: Arnie or Bill, is it Calvin or Don? Ernie or Fred, is it George, is it Han?
Miss Piggy: Igor or Jed, maybe Kevin, or Lon. Melvin or Ned, how long can this go on?
Purple Muppet Villager (Spoken): Otto?
German Shepard Muppet Villager (Spoken): Pedro?
Randy Pig (Spoken): Quasi?
Blue Female Muppet Villager (Spoken): Ron!
Horse Muppet (Spoken): Stilt?
Sheep Muppet (Spoken): Ted?
Cow Muppet (Spoken): Ulman?
Kermit/The King (Spoken): Will?
Miss Piggy (Spoken): Xeno?
Loyal Royal Advisor (Spoken): Yang?
Papa Pig (Spoken): Zon!
Kermit/The King, Miss Piggy, and Crowd (except Papa Pig) (Spoken, confused): Zon?
Kermit/The King, Miss Piggy, and Crowd (Sung): Gotta get that name, gotta get that name, gotta get that name, gotta get that name.
Kermit/The King and Miss Piggy: We've gotta get it!
Kermit/The King, Miss Piggy, and Crowd: Gotta get that name, gotta get that name, gotta get that name, gotta get that name.
Kermit/The King and Miss Piggy: We've gotta get it!
Kermit/The King, Miss Piggy, and Crowd: We've got to get that name! We've got to... get that name! Got to get that name!
Gotta get that name, gotta get that name, gotta get that name, gotta get that name.
Kermit/The King and Miss Piggy: We've gotta get it!
Kermit/The King, Miss Piggy, and Crowd: Gotta get that name, gotta get that name, gotta get that name, gotta get that name.
Kermit/The King and Miss Piggy: We've gotta get it!
Kermit/The King, Miss Piggy, and Crowd: We've got to get that name! We've got to... get that name! Got to get that name!
Miss Piggy: Horatio?
Loyal Royal Advisor: Alexander?
Papa Pig: Is it Mortimer?
Kermit/The King: Maybe not. How about Scott?
Purple Muppet Villager: Maybe Leroy.
Miss Piggy (Spoken): Just plain Roy?
Kermit/The King: Just plain Lee?
Purple Female Muppet Villager: How many names... can there be?
Dancing Weasel Muppet: Does it start... with a "V"?
Kermit/The King, Miss Piggy, and Crowd: Gotta get that name, gotta get that name, gotta get that name, gotta get that name.
Kermit/The King and Miss Piggy: We've gotta get it!
Kermit/The King, Miss Piggy, and Crowd: Gotta get that name, gotta get that name, gotta get that name, gotta get that name.
Kermit/The King and Miss Piggy: We've gotta get it!
Kermit/The King, Miss Piggy, and Crowd: We've got to get that name! We've got to... get that name! Got to get that name!
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Kermit/The King and Miss Piggy: We've gotta get it!
Kermit/The King, Miss Piggy, and Crowd: Gotta get that name, gotta get that name, gotta get that name, gotta get that name.
Kermit/The King and Miss Piggy: We've gotta get it!
Kermit/The King, Miss Piggy, and Crowd: We've got to get that name! We've got to... get that name! Got to get that name!
Kermit/The King: From all the way to Zorro, when we started with "A"...
Miss Piggy: There'll be malice in the palace, without that babe!
Kermit/The King and Miss Piggy: We've just got to... get that...
Gonzo/Rumpelstiltskin (Spoken): You might as well forget it, 'cause you're never gonna get it!
Kermit/The King, Miss Piggy, and Crowd: Gotta get that name, gotta get that name, gotta get that name, gotta get that name.
Kermit/The King and Miss Piggy: We've gotta get it!
Kermit/The King, Miss Piggy, and Crowd: Gotta get that name, gotta get that name, gotta get that name, gotta get that name.
Kermit/The King and Miss Piggy: We've gotta get it!
Kermit/The King, Miss Piggy, and Crowd: We've got to get that name! We've got to... get that name! Got to get that name!
Gotta get that name, gotta get that name, gotta get that name, gotta get that name.
Kermit/The King and Miss Piggy: We've gotta get it!
Kermit/The King, Miss Piggy, and Crowd: Gotta get that name, gotta get that name, gotta get that name, gotta get that name.
Kermit/The King and Miss Piggy: We've gotta get it!
Kermit/The King, Miss Piggy, and Crowd: We've got to get that name! We've got to... get that name! Got to get that... name!