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[Krampolak:] Rockin'
Rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach I'm strolling
But the seagulls poke at my head
Not fun!
I said "Seagulls... mmgh! Stop it now!"

[*Krampolak banging*]

Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach
Said seagulls gonna come
Poke me in the coconut
And they did
And they did
Had me goin' like




Nothing I could do but yell
When these birds attacked me
When I tried to run I fell
And then these kids start laughing
And then
Got hit in the neck with a hacky sack
Where'd it come from?
Now run, run, run, jump!
I can be a backpack while you run
Run, run, run, jump!
And stop
Put me down
I love to groove and boogie

[Elsa:] Great

[Krampolak:] Show you some dance moves

['Kristoph:] No We don't want you to

['Krampolak:] If I had your giant feet
Out there on the beach
Could have outrun those birds

[Anna] You're a psycho weiner!

[Krampolak:] Let me grab my beater

[*Krampolak banging*]

[Jabber:] Stop it please!

[*Krampolak banging*]

[Jabber:] Don't hit me
Don't hit me

[Rapunzel, Eugene, Fredrick, Ariana:] Hey come on man! Quit that banging

[Krampolak:] Hey, what's that stank?

[Agdarr, and Iduna:] You put a fish in our basket!

[Krampolak:] Oh yeah!
I forgot I did that

[Elsa:] You owe Us an apology

[Krampolak:] Just hold your breath and see
When the time is right
Birds will bite your face
Now run, run, run, jump!
I can be a backpack while you run
Swing from a hairy vine
I can be your backpack while you climb
Stand on one hand and lift
Rocks with your special gift
Run, run, run, jump!
Now Let's Eat
That's good
Like that
Like that

One day I was walking and I found this big log
Then I rolled the log over and underneath
Was a tiny little stick
And I was like, "That log had a child!"

Listen Girl
Someday when you are older
You could get hit by a boulder
While you're lying there
Screaming "Come help me please!"
The seagulls
Poke your knees

[*Krampolak banging*]

Stop it now!

[*'Krampolak' banging*]