- “Just remember, I'm not the enemy here. The true enemy here is you.”
- ―Dr. Claw's most famous quote.
- “I HATE THAT GADGET AND THOSE FOUR YOU BOYS!!!”
- ―Dr. Claw's famous quotes.
- “I'll get you next time, Inspector Gadget and the four young boys! NEXT TIME!!”
- ―Dr. Claw's catchphrase during the closing credits of the original cartoon while seeking revenge against Inspector Gadget and the Four Young Boys, alongside MAD Cat.
- “M.A.D. AGENT PACK! ATTACK!!”
- ―Dr. Claw ordering his minions to battle.
- “Them as the old same goes, he who M.A.D.s and runs away gets to M.A.D. another day!”
- ―Dr. Claw whenever making his escape.
- “I'll get that gadget and those four young boys!”
- ―Dr. Claw during the intro to South Park.
Doctor George Claw (better known as Sanford Scolex Cartman) is the main antagonist of the Inspector Gadget films.
He was a business man and a former police officer as well. However, an accident occurred in one of his factories, causing him to lose his entire arm. Elias tried to make himself a prosthetic. However, the materials he used for the prosthetic poisoned his mind, the same way Doctor Octopus's mind got poisoned from the machine he used. Elias became to think more clearly, and began to despise the superheroes, as they did not save him when he needed them.
Elias then extracted the poison from his head, made the prosthetic more powerful and have more functions, and renamed himself Dr. Claw. Dr. Claw runs his business, Claw Industries, in the middle of Stick City. He makes it look innocent because of his memory wipe machine he uses in case anyone spots him doing something evil.
Because of his mastery in robotics and building machines, many villains began to request them. This is what made Dr. Claw fully turn to evil. He made more money from selling weapons to villains than making them for the city. However, this gives him some rivals. Wonder Kid and Starstorm all have a rivalry against Claw. Claw considers both his arch-nemeses.
Despite Wonder Kid having powers equivalent to Superman and Starstorm having access to every power in the universe, Dr. Claw is never intimidated by them. He has wiped both of their memories multiple times, and has even tricked them into losing their powers once.
An evil genius, Claw initially only sought to improve his wealth through stealing any new technology. After his fortune was taken following his arrest, his primary goal was to rebuild his empire. He holds a seething hatred of Inspector Gadget, whom he blames for losing his left hand and was responsible for his arrest.
Appearance[]
Dr. Claw is merely an average man, having black hair, peach-colored skin, black shoes, dress pants, and a trench coat. The only thing different about his appearance is that he has a singular claw, the prosthetic he once made. Other than that, he has no features that differentiate him from the other villains.
Personality[]
Dr. Claw is cunning, as his genius level intellect gives him advantage over anything, even outsmarting heroes. Claw is known for his machines, in which he takes pride for. He is not reckless and thinks before he does anything. Despite being a villain himself, he does not seek out heroes to destroy. He is merely trying to keep his business alive, though admittedly, he does sell weapons and machines to villains.
Claw is also goal-driven, as he does not stop at anything to accomplish them. He even once killed another hero to extract his powers to build into a super weapon, which was later destroyed. Dr. Claw is also fine with experimenting on people, which sometimes, kill the subject. Sara Keaton, later to be Starstorm, was a victim of Claw's experimenting. Claw experimented on her because he wanted to find a way to communicate with the Celestials. Even powerful villains, such as King Fishcron or Arodef look up to Dr. Claw. He is a powerful figure in the villain world.
Claw is afraid of a few villains, but he doesn't show it. He is a master of not showing remorse, empathy, or fear. This makes him stone-cold, as he shows no emotion when someone dies from his own doing.
Role in the films[]
Inspector Gadget[]
It is revealed that Scolex used to be overweight and the world's youngest billionaire. He was a schoolmate of Brenda Bradford's and lost some weight a few years later.
One night he sends electronic tanks and other miniature devices to break into Bradford Robotics Laboratory and steal components of the latest cyborg technology known as the Gadget program.
He kills the lead scientist Artemus Bradford, Brenda's father, and makes off with most of the equipment including a cybernetic foot and a mind-controlling helmet, but left behind an NSA chip.
Just as he is celebrating and makes his escape in his limousine, he is chased by Security Officer John Brown who had promised Brenda that he would bring Artemus' murderer to justice.
He activates the oil slick and sends John's car skidding until it turns upside down on the road, telling three of his henchmens, Kamikazi and Constantine, and Sykes, who is driving the limousine to stop and enjoy the overturned car crashing into a Yahoo! billboard, causing it to land on the limousine.
John orders Scolex to surrender, but he lights an exploding cigar and throws it at John's car, causing it to explode and leave John severely injured with bad tissue damage. However, the explosion also causes a bowling ball to fly up from John's car and crush Scolex's left hand while he is closing the sunroof. He returns to his main hideout at Scolex Industries where his other henchman, Kramer and his minions M.A.D. Agents, replaces his damaged hand with a large mechanical claw.
Scolex, now going by the appropriate moniker "Claw," then precedes to use the equipment he stole and get on with his plan, to make a cyborg of his own, but after several failed attempts to get it to function, he realizes that he needs the Neuron Synapse Amplifier (NSA) Chip - the main power source of the body to function - in order to complete the cyborg. He later discovers via the news that John has resurrected as Inspector Gadget, the first-ever cyborg at the Riverton Police, and infiltrates a party held in Gadget's honor, hiring Brenda to work for Scolex Industries.
Claw later gets hold of the NSA chip that he found out about by hacking into Brenda's computer files and uses it to program his earlier robot, this time made as an exact duplicate of Inspector Gadget except for the large fake white teeth. He calls him RoboGadget and orders him to terrorize Riverton.
Gadget, Fidget and Diget finds out that Claw killed Artemus and goes to Scolex Industries to find him, but as he is trying to reclaim the foot that is under high security, he and the Gadgetinis gets captured and taken by M.A.D. Agents.
Claw shows Gadget, Kamikazi and Constantine his robotic imposter and tells him that he plans to make many more obedient deadly cyborgs to be sold around the world for profit that would then help him rule the world. He orders RoboGadget to destroy the city (and have fun) and Kramer to remove his chip, but when he can't, Claw removes it and destroys it himself. Gadget is then left by Kamikazi and Constantine on a rubbish heap while Claw carries on with his plan Fidget and Diget escape and runs away.
But he, Kamikazi and Constantine finds that Gadget is still functional without the chip (thanks to his strong human will) and is chasing them once again with Brenda. He tries to elude them, but Gadget, Fidget and Diget keeps on going, so RoboGadget goes to get rid of them once and for all while Dr. Claw, Sykes, Kamikazi and Constantine goes back to Scolex Industries while still being chased by Gadget's Gadgetmobile, Brain and Brenda.
Brenda finally catches up with him and attacks Claw after finding out that he killed her father. He, Kamikazi and Constantine takes her hostage to his helicopter and prepares to make his escape. He handcuffs her hand to the joystick and precedes to leave when he is interrupted once again by Gadget, Fidget and Diget who defeated his robotic impostor and attempts to arrest his archenemy again. Kamikazi and Constantine are leaving them Claw was angry and responds by destroying Gadget's helicopter and picks him up by one of the skids on his helicopter, preceding to drop him.
Gadget quickly activates the spring from a pen to ricochet onto the button that controls Claw's claw which makes him destroy the joystick and release Brenda. Gadget and Brenda land safely by Fidget and Diget on the ground, but Claw, MAD Cat, Kamikazi and Constantine jump out with their parachutes and land in the Gadgetmobile where Claw is knocked out and caged in.
The police arrive to arrest Gadget for all the destruction in the city made by his robotic imposter, but his niece, Penny, made Sykes turn over a new leaf and confesses about RoboGadget and that Gadget was innocent of all crimes. Claw, Kamikazi and Constantine is shocked that his henchman he turned against them. They is finally arrested and as Gadget leaves as a hero, he shouts: "Arrivederci, Gadget! This is not goodbye, you dumbbells!" Dr. Claw, Kamikazi and Constantine shouts: "We'll get you next time, Gadget! We'll get you NEXT TIME!!!"
Inspector Gadget 2[]
Dr. Claw as seen in Inspector Gadget 2
Seeking revenge for his imprisonment, Claw breaks out with two minions - Brick and McKibble, by tunneling out of the ground. He learns that after Gadget arrested him, Scolex Industries was shut down, and all his assets frozen. Because of this, he read up on Quantum Physics for Dimwits, planning to build a ray gun that will freeze Riverton in time, allowing him to rob the Federal Reserve to rebuild his fortune. This time he has his headquarters in an old abandoned bowling factory.
He recruits more minions and thanks to Gadget's repeated bumbling (due to glitches from being a prototype Gadget), Claw becomes amused about his demotion to a toilet cleaner. To get part of his device, Claw uses an override control on Gadget to cause chaos at the science fair; the distraction allows Brick and McKibble to steal the device. Much to his further amusement, Claw finds Gadget got fired because of this and orders his minions to steal the rest of the components for the ray gun since it is smooth sailing for them. However, Penny got ahold of one of their shoes - a clue.
He then attends the mayor's fundraiser at the museum and steals a ruby needed to amplify his ray's beam. He meets G2, Gadget's replacement, and easily keeps her busy with a magnet.
Upon returning to his hideout, Claw finds Penny eavesdropping and takes her hostage. By morning, a week after he broke out, Claw fires the beam at a satellite above Riverton and freezes time in the city. Going to the Federal Reserve, Claw begins plotting where to rob next, but finds both Gadget and G2 managed to avoid the ray.
Fleeing, Claw eventually has Penny strapped into a cart filled with explosives to get Gadget off his trail. Much to his growing anger, Claw is cut off from leaving Riverton with the small amount of gold he stole and has his truck stuck in bubble gum. Allowing his minions to get caught, Claw flies away in a rocket saying his famous quote.
Powers and Abilities[]
Claw has no powers of his own. His claw, however, has many functions. The ones used in the comics are as listed;
- Laser Gun: Claw uses this often.
- Magnetism: The claw will turn into a giant magnet that can change strength depending on how Claw wants it to be. In it most powerful, the magnet can pull the steel beams out of the Burj Khalifa.
- Sonar: Claw uses this function to see if any heroes are coming.
- Detection: The claw turns into a universal detector, as it can detect firearms, other weaponry, forged money, metal, uranium, and more.
- Memory Wipe Ray: This function can wipe the memory Claw wishes to erase. This is often used on heroes and the public, so he can keep his self image.
- Lock Picker: This function can pick any lock, and crack codes to safes and even open highly guarded vaults.
- Sonic Cannon: The claw turns into a sonic cannon, using high frequencies to stun opponents. This function does not kill, however.
- Flashlight: Claw rarely uses this function, as he owns many more emergency generators in case of a power outage.
Quotes[]
- “Well at last you two powder henchman did something right!”
- ―Dr. Claw to the Kamikazi and Constantine, also his first spoken lines in the South Park in the first film.
- “For badness below and behind the call of cruelty, I, the devious Dr. Claw, bestow these medals of the double-cross!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “I'll be back! You Gadget and those four young boys haven't seen the last of George Claw!”
- ―Doctor Claw swearing revenge in "Gadget and the Anal Probe"
- “MY THRONE! MY THRONE ROOM!!! You'll pay for this, Gadget and the four young boys! GET THEM!!!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “That doggy-twerp is eating me out of house and home!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “I can build another lair, but you can't build another South Park fans! Without this world, you'll never find it! (laughing)”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Ah! I'll be back! And when I do, that lucky capeman of yours is going on a crash diet!”
- ―Dr. Claw to Gagdet, Brain, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny in "M.A.D. Academy School" in regards to Capeman.
- “Now is the time where you ask yourself, am I truly the hero? I say no. You cause death and destruction, and yet people still adore you. You are the very reason we exist, yet you are valued as a savior. However, you merely a tool to fix what they were too lazy to fix. Am I the villain, in that sense?”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Oh it makes me so warm to be so cold!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “You'll never see that gadget and those four young boys again! I've put prices on their heads (laughs) and a posse on their tails. Your South Park Colorado will never be free, and you'll spend the rest of your life crawling at my feet! (laughs again)”
- ―Dr. Claw to Chef and Mayor McDaniels in "Gadget in Mountain of Volcano".
- “Claw: GOTCHA!!!
Gadget: That’s only five!
Stan: You Cheeated!
Claw: Like my Father Scolex Cartman aka George Claw always said: "Cheat, beat, and be merry!"” - ―Dr. Claw to Gadget and Stan in "Gadget in Mountain of Volcano".
- “Happy? Impostor! I never use the H word.”
- ―Dr. Claw claiming to never use the word "happy".
- “Aw, yikes! Track them, M.A.D. Agents!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Ohhhh! You bumbling boobs!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Okay that's it, I'm tired of just being bad. It's time to get rotten.”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “You call that music? Stop that racket! I hate that music, I hate gadget, I hate chessy poofs, I hate Quirks, I hate those FOUR YOUNG BOYS!!! ”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Thank you, Mayor McDaniels! You saved me all the trouble of hunting you down! You're so nice to me!”
- ―Dr. Claw taunting Mayor McDaniels.
- “The courage beyond compare, the bravery beyond description, I praise this great hero, the superior fiend. me. M.A.D. Khan the magnificent! If I didn't deserve this, I wouldn't give it to me.”
- ―M.A.D. Khan
- “Goodbye, jerkos! And don't come back!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Kamikazi: Dr. Claw, sir, I just got word from your State M.A.D. Agents! Gadget and the four young boys have escaped!
Claw: Those miserable wrench-heads won't ruin MY evil plans! Prepare an ambush, Kamikazi and Constantine! Make road chessy poofs outta them!” - ―Dr. Claw to Kamikazi and Constantine.
- “These fireballs are fantastic, M.A.D. Cat! Think of the destruction! Think of the wreckage! Think of how much this'll lower my heating bill!”
- ―Dr. Claw stealing the Great Balls of Fire.
- “Say ciao to your friends, Wendy Testaburger. That's goodbye in Italian, because when you see 'em again, you'll be a tomato sauce sucking vampire, just like me!”
- ―Count Clawcula plotting to turn Wendy Testaburger into a zombie.
- “Fire a warning shot! ...On second thought, blow that Gadget, that girl, that dog and the four young boys right off the boat!”
- ―Blackbeard Claw attacking Gadget, Penny, Brain, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny from his ship.
- “Listen up, you MAD retches! It's time to play "Auction the Girl"! Do I hear one-thousand gold coins? Remember, the money goes to my favorite charity... Me.”
- ―Blackbeard Claw bidding off Penny.
- “Boogie with M.A.D., you brats! Boogie right into my double-dealing clutches!”
- ―The Pied Claw
- “(yawn) Gosh! This tyrant business is hard work! I'm too pooped to M.A.D.! Think I'll take a M.A.D. catnap, M.A.D. Cat! Zzzzzzzz...”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “MAD Court is now in session! Bailiff Kamikazi and Constantine, read those phony charges you and I cooked up!”
- ―Dr. Claw admitting to falsifying charges against Gadget and the Four Young Boys.
- “I am the mighty Robo-M.A.D.! Half human, half machine. Built for destruction! And I'm gonna destroy you miserable little meddlers! [Fiddles on his control panel] Drat! Where is that "destroy-you-miserable-little-meddlers" button?!”
- ―Robo-M.A.D.
- “Gadget: But Chief, my job will never be done until I have Doctor Claw behind bars.
Stan: I have fat-ass for Doctor Claw!
Claw: Never, Stan Gadget! NEVER!!! You will never get me, Gadget and the Four Young Boys! I'll get you! (laughing) I'LL...GET...YOU!!! (maniacal laughing)
Stan: Oh, my god! What was that?
Kyle: You bastard, Doctor Claw!
Gadget: That voice sounds familiar...” - ―Gadget, Stan and Claw in the episode "Gadget at the Farm" from South Park TV series
- “Now, I can't let you escape me. Otherwise, you'll expose me. Don't worry, we'll still be enemies. You'll just never remember me. Say goodbye to your memories.”
- ―Claw about to wipe Wonder Kid's memories.
- “Listen up, you agents! The M.A.D. family meeting will come to order! So far, I’ve sent you M.A.D. agents, to pull sneaky little tricks, and medium-sized meanness! Now you’re ready for the biggest badness of all! M.A.D. guards, show ‘em the guy we’re out to get’s life-sized portrait!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “That's a cruel, rotten, disgusting idea, and I LOVE IT!!! (laughing)”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Gadget: Coming on, Claw! Let's kick some M.A.D. Agents!
Kamikazi and Constantine: SAVE US! NO FAIR!
Claw: I'd like to save you M.A.D. Agents, but I just remembered somethin'! I have an important tail-styling appointment in another Warp Zone! Bye!” - ―Dr. Claw
- “If you don't stop that whining RIGHT now... GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM! AND YOU'D BETTER DO IT! STOP PINCHING YOUR LITTLE BROTHER! DON'T BE A BRAT! TURN DOWN YOUR STEREO! PICK UP YOUR SOCKS! CLOSE THE DOOR! GET OFF THE TELEPHONE!”
- ―Dr. Claw's breakdown to Damien.
- “Good! We're gonna M.A.D.-tate 'em personally! C'mon, Kamikazi and Constantine! Watch how Dr. Claw handles things!”
- ―Dr. Claw to Kamikazi and Constantine.
- “I hear ya whining loud and clear, you darling detestable daughter! The M.A.D. Doom Ship's fuel tanks are nearly filled, then ya can't let Gadget and the four young boys. discover they were stealing The Sultan's oil, through his water pipes until we drain his oil well-dry! So, M.A.D. agents! Stop Gadget and the four young boys! That's your order!”
- ―Dr. Claw in "Gadget in the Rainforest".
- “Congratulations, my dastardly descendants! I have seldom-seen business done better! And as for you, you fun-spoiling goodie-goodies, you're finally...my M.A.D. captives! Sultan, I'll be upstairs gloating, while the M.A.D. Doom Ship sucks your oil well-dry!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Now they'll see the true creepiness of the M.A.D. clan! Heheh!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Don't be ridiculous, Constantine! We'll choose the scientific way! Eeney-meeney-miney-mo, I Koop...YOU, Gadget!”
- ―Dr. Claw in "Unemployed Gadget".
- “Me? Never. I can beat Mayor McDaniels with one claw tied behind my back!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “HURRY! Being nice is killing me!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “That's a lie! I don't need a potion to be nice! And I'll pound anyone who says I do into mush!”
- ―Dr. Claw in "Summer Sucks".
- “It's a dirty job, but somebody gets to do it!”
- ―Dr. Claw in "Gadget and False Coins".
- “It's that meddling gadget, that four young boys, and that doggy and that putrid niece!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “What my sweet son wants, my sweet son gets!”
- ―Dr. Claw to Damien.
- “Prison: The only place in the Real World, with our kind of people!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “You did a fine job, Constantine! I always knew you were brighter than you look! Soon, everything in South Park fans will be levitated up to Sky World!”
- ―Dr. Claw in "Chinpokomon".
- “Looks like I'm starting to get a rise on the South Park fans! (Laughing) I'll give the Raiser-Upper more juice!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “RATS! Everything's going wrong!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Never mind what I did, Kamikazi and Constantine! Just fix it!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Now I can have some real fun!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “SURPRISE!!! Well, well. You're just in time to see the big show! (Laughing) Well, things are startin' to look up in South Park Fans!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “But I will! The Mayor has no hope! I know I've said this a zillion times before, but at last, this time for sure, her people will rise up, and South Park Fans...will be mine! (Laughing)”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Ah, lighten up. Learn to live a little.”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Kamikazi, Constantine, put the Kooper-Dooper Raiser-Upper on automatic pilot! As long as we're up here, I might as well take over Sky Land too!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Now hear this! I, the one and only, extremely disgusting Dr. Claw, am your new ruler! From now on, you will obey only me!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Do the M.A.D!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Blame it on Dr. Claw!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Mayor McDaniels, you're far too clever for a villain such as me. A lonely, humble... I'm callin' it quits! Me and my M.A.D. agents are leaving the South Park Fans forever! I feel so bad I've caused you so much trouble! I just hope you have it in your heart! Ohhhh! Forgive me!”
- ―Dr. Claw in "Dr. Claw's Replacement".
- “We have guests, Kamikazi and Constantine! I hope they like our newly-remodeled accommodations! Got an A-rating! 'A' for 'awful!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “How nice of you to say so! Now my boy, let me give you some more lessons on how to lie and cheat! Heheh! First you tell 'em a big lie to get 'em in your clutches, then ya squeeze 'em for the big payoff!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Thanks, son! See to be a real big cheat, ya have to double-trick, double-deal, and double-cross!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “No, it's mine, you double-crossing dodos! Look! The Mayor didn't sign the scroll for you, but I'll make her sign it for me! Where are the prisoners?!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “There we are, you little four young squeaks! With Mayor McDaniels and Chef away, the M.A.D. will play, and destroy, and ruin!”
- ―Dr. Claw in "The Anniversary of M.A.D.".
- “A perfect idea, Constantine! I'm so glad I thought of it!”
- ―Dr. Claw to Constantine.
- “My plan is working like a charm! When is the robot Mayor McDaniels gonna be ready?”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “I need the robot Mayor McDaniels now, Kamikazi and Constantine, or I'm sending you two to your dungeon and cutting your allowance!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “That gadget squeak and those four dumb boys fell for a phony robot! It won't be long, and the South Park Fans... will be mine!!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “While our robot Mayor McDaniels lets me take over the South Park Fans...”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “There! I'll put you two on your Hawaiian disguise! Now you can blend in with all the other tourists! Aloha, Kamikazi and Constantine!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Good afternoon, McDaniels! So nice of you to invite me for tea!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Make it 15 minutes, Gadget and that Fool Capeman!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Make that magnificent.”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “You two are a little late, Kamikazi and Constantine! Robot McDaniels was all your dumb idea, and if I weren't such a nice father, I would never let'cha try it!”
- ―Dr. Claw's escape.
- “Oh, my aching head! Ohhhh!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Kamikazi and Constantine, I coulda taken over the South Park Fans years ago... I don't see how that silly little tube about the breeding of elephants and pigs and a giant mechanized version of Barbra Streisand, is gonna get us back to the fictional town of South Park located in Colorado and keep Gadget and Capeman. from ever leaving.”
- ―Dr. Claw in "The Incredible Shrinking Gadget".
- “It's time to stop kiddin' around!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Costumed Inspectors at your service, ma'am! We make plumbing a party!”
- ―Dr. Claw as Kamikazi and Constantine as Inspector Gadget's Costumes
- “With Gadget and Capeman. permanently stuck in the fictional town of South Park located in Colorado as permanent babies, I can finally deal Mayor McDaniels and enslave her people!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “If ya know what's good for ya, you'll sign your kingdom now.”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “DRATS! This is even worse than the first time Gadget, Capeman and the four young boys got here! Time to M.A.D. out, Kamikazi and Constantine!”
- ―Dr. Claw's defeat.
- “How could I come up with a brilliant plan to get rid of Gadget and the four young boys. with all this goin' on?”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Me, nice? I've never been nice in my life! I'm allergic to nice!”
- ―Dr. Claw claiming to be allergic to niceness.
- “The Real World's got seven continents, and I'm givin' one to each of you to do with what you like! Fred, you get to be the beast of the east in Asia! Jaruis, you show how low you can go, down under, in Australia! Lenny, show the Old World some newer nastiness! Go be a plague in Europe! Dick and Abdul, go wild in Africa! Pops and Squirt, blow your hot air all over Antarctica! Kamikazi, rediscover North America! Be rotten from sea to shining sea! Constantine, lambada South America! Give the Real World a M.A.D. it'll never forget!”
- ―Dr. Claw sending his children to take over the continents of the Real World.
- “Hey, what are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a agents ready to conquer the world?”
- ―Dr. Claw to two Parisians staring at him.
- “YOU NINCOMPOOP!!!”
- ―Dr. Claw's breakdown.
- “Come one, come all, to the M.A.D. Bros. Circus: The Greatest Show on South Park Fans! Ya don't know what a circus is? Then now is the time to find out! South Park People, free of charge! Two for the price of none! Such a deal! Hurry, hurry, hurry right this way!”
- ―Dr. Claw in "Gadget at the Circus".
- “Right this way, boys! You are about to enter this Warp Pipe and leap into a dimension beyond space and time! Right into a South Park People Casserole for my ravenous M.A.D. Agents.”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “The M.A.D. agents are having YOU for dinner!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Are my agents in for a treat! Kinda high in cholesterol, but I'm sure they can handle it!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “South Park Christmas? What's that Gadget up to now? It's the hottest day in the year.”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “You're gonna wait a long time, Mayor McDaniels. Cause these toys are goin' to my M.A.D. Agents on M.A.D. Christmas morning.”
- ―Dr. Claw in "South Park: Christmas Special".
- “Have a Merry South Park Christmas, boy brain! Remember, Kyle spelled backwards, is Elyk.”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “If those South Park cretins succeed in growing their own food, I'll never be able to subjugate 'em!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “8 Egg Scoopa M.A.D.s comin' up! Cook 'em good! No one likes runny eggs, M.A.D. brain! Hey! Don't forget the Special Scoopa Sauce! A little scoop will do you! Hurry up with those fries! Hey, no eating the profits! I'll take it outta your pay! Shake it up! Time is money! What a deal! Not only will I make Egg Scoopa M.A.D. addicts out of those silly South Park People and make myself filthy-rich at the same time, just wait till they discover the side effects! Those birdbrains will never know what hit 'em.”
- ―Dr. Claw in "Egg Scoopa M.A.D.".
- “You little orange parka dweeb! Whaddaya think this is, a charity operation? I'll make Special Scoopa Sauce outta you!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “18 smackeroos, flange face! Absolutely no credit to actors, writers, or gadgets!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Well, I call it inflation...in more ways than one! Wait till the calories start piling up in his waistline.”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “That's not rat you smell, that's my Special Scoopa Sauce! Here! Complements o' the chef!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Patience, my little chickadees! Egg Scoopa M.A.D.s for everyone! Cash in advance, of course! Look at those dumb clucks hand over their life savings for a few brief moments of mouthwatering bliss. Hmm...but what am I gonna do when all my paying customers have turned into useless Chickadactyls? M.A.D., you capitalistic fiend, you're a genius! I'll open up Flew the M.A.D.s' Fried Chickendactyl Stand! Fortune number 2, comin' up! Like they say, you can't be too rich, or...too evil! (Laughing)”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “You and who else, gadget dumb? My customers and employees might not agree with you! One more day and it'll be too late. Your friends will go from the fried egg to the fryer, and the next stop is the frying pan. HE WANTS TO SHUT US DOWN, FRIENDS! WHAT'RE YA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “YEOWCH!!! I think it's time to take the money and RUN!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Hmmm... I haven't done anything really rotten in a long time! Not since yesterday. There must be some truly, totally depraved, evil, insidious scheme I can use to take advantage of those stupid South Park People. Lemme think. What did I learn in the Real World? What's the one thing most likely to South Park people's minds and reduce their brains to mashed potatoes? I remember now! Television! But there's no TV here in the Dr. Claw's Claw; It hasn't been invented yet! ...Or has it?!”
- ―Dr. Claw in "Something You Can Do with Your Finger".
- “Hi, everybody! I'm Robbie Rockwell, and I'm here today to tell you about M.A.D. TV! You say, 'What that?' I'm glad you asked! On Rock TV, friends, you can watch all kinds of wonderful shows!”
- ―Robbie Rockwell as Dr. Claw in "The Nursery Rhymes of the Drummer Monkey".
- “Alright, everybody! Koopa Sez, up on your feet! It's time to trim all that ugly fat!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Ladies and gentlemen! The Mindless Inspector Gadget!”
- ―Dr. Claw in "Do Unto Cow Days".
- “TIME OUT!!! CEASE AND DESIST!!! STOP!!! OH NO!!!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “You think maybe you could eat a little faster?”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “You will NOT go to school! No hellboy of mine is going to learn good citizenship!”
- ―Dr. Claw to Damien in "Dr. Claw Meets Damien".
- “NO!!! You will grow up to be sneaky faced cheating illiterates, just like your dad!”
- ―Dr. Claw to Damien.
- “Lying? Of course! An excellent trait! No school! Understand?”
- ―Dr. Claw to Damien.
- “Dawdling chessy poofs! When will those awful offspring of mine learn to pick up their...pipes?”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “I knew it! My son snuck off to school!”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “Neither do you! When I get you and your brother home...”
- ―Dr. Claw take Damien to home.
- “KAMIKAZI!!! CONSTANTINE!!! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!! I'LL SEND YA TO SCHOOL!!! Gladly...”
- ―Dr. Claw
- “You son of a gun. You really though you could trick me with false money? I'm afraid you no longer have the funds for my septonium. The deal's off.”
- ―Dr. Claw's words during the septonium deal.
- “My life faded before my very eyes that day. The day you didn't care to save me. Elias died in that explosion. Dr. Claw rose from the rubble, born anew.”
- ―Dr. Claw's evil glare before wiping Starstorm.
- “A wonderful colleague of mine told me once I was insane. I told him I was perfectly sane. He was the one being insane, as mentally deranged people tend to accuse others of being insane. Such as society's way of pinning honest people like me as "villains". They should be pinning you heroes as the villains, but they refuse to listen to the villains. Because after all, we're just mustache twirling bozos hell-bent on destroying the world, right?”
- ―Dr. Claw's television broadcast interruption message.
- “Hello, this is Dr. Claw of Claw Industries. Mr. Raihn, the former CEO of this company, has left his position altogether. CoreTech Industries is under new management.”
- ―Claw becoming CEO of CoreTech Industries.
- “Dr. Claw: Kamikazi, Constantine, What are they?
Kamikazi: Do you got any fives or fours, Constantine?
Constantine: Nope, No fours, But I got fives.
Inspector Gadget: Well, I’m afraid all you're plans have got to go.
Constantine: What?! Hey, It's Gadget! I was gonna say that!
Dr. Claw: Well, of course you're gonna say that! You two numskulls! Get rid of him, NOW!!!
Constantine: Ohh, sure. Calling me names like that right boss.” - ―Dr. Claw, Kamikazi and Constantine looks Inspector Gadget.
- “Dr. Claw: What are you laughing about?
Constantine: Sorry boss, sometimes I laugh when I get nervous.” - ―Dr. Claw to Constantine.
- “Dr. Claw: Greetings, Inspector. Glad you could drop in.
Constantine: I’m sure your friends would do the same for...
Dr. Claw: Excuse Me?
Constantine: Point taken.
Dr. Claw: Well, you crushed my hand, and I really liked that hand, so, go, go... get over it. (Cackling) Oh, how cliche, Inspector. I think somebody's been watching too many Saturday morning cartoons.
Kamikazi: Uhh... Well?
Constantine: I think I'm start to thinkin' about the distraction that we could come up with, you know like dress up as a mailman or...
Dr. Claw: Unfortunately, Gadget, in the real world, evil quite often prevails. I'm afraid so. Pull him up. Now, look how your replacement is helping people, (Cackling) to cross the street.
Constantine: Hey! Wait, wait! How about this, You and I can do dancing in disguise.
Dr. Claw: SHUT UP!!!
Constantine: Oh! (Whimpering)
Dr. Claw: I'll tell you why. To make technowarriors that never get tired, never get hungry... and never say "no." Every army in the world will be made up of my creations. Imagine the confusion, Gadget, huh? Imagine the perks. Comprende?
Kamikazi: Yeah, I comprende.
Dr. Claw: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I comprendo. Yo comprendo. Conjugate the verb, for pity's sake! Pull the N.S.A. Chip before he butchers another language.” - ―Dr. Claw to Kamikazi and Constantine.
- “Dr. Claw: I'm sorry, Gadget. Good help is so hard to find these days. Would you mind if I do the honours? Well, here goes. Arrivederci. Ciao, ciao. Goodbye, Mr Chip. Dump this idiot in thejunkyard.
Constantine: Don't consider about that, Dr. Claw. But one thing is for certain, how do you know when there?
Dr. Claw: Oh, I wish you'd be more specific. There's an awful lot of idiots around here. Attention, Robogadget. Destroy the city and have some fun.
Robogadget: Okay, boss.” - ―Dr. Claw's evil grin
- “Dr. Claw: Darn! That fellow will not give us a break!
Inspector Gadget: For the third time, Claw, you are under arrest!
Dr. Claw: How would l know? It's a secret. I mean, Who can understand the mind of a crazy old man like myself? (Laughing) But you do understand, (To Kamikazi and Constantine) Isn't that right, Kamikazi and Constantine? (Realize those they's not with him.) Kamikazi? Constantine? (What Dr. Claw is beginning to realized that gadget are starting to leave and these eyes begin to panic as Kamikazi and Constantine leaves with him.) Wh-wha... Kamikazi! Constantine! Where do you think you're going? Get back here!
Kamikazi: No, Dr. Claw. I have no longer anymore.
Constantine: I'm tired of pretending to be something I'm not. You know something? You're nothing without me.
Dr. Claw: WHAT?! What possible reason do you have to disobey me?
Constantine: I'am no longer the number one henchman that you know. I'm tired of being push around by you ever since you adopted me and raised by you. And most of all, I'm tired of you.
Dr. Claw: You can't leave me here, I am your boss! I am your master! I am your creator!
Constantine: Not anymore! I quit!
Dr. Claw: No, no! Wait! Let's not make any rash decisions, Constantine. Let's put a pin in it. (But Constantine didn't care and Kamikazi two. They marched right out of the industries, and Dr. Claw was angry that was the end of Gadget.) Okay, fine. Prove it, Traitors! And this time Gadget, I'll deal with him, ON MYSELF!!!
(Claw push the bottom and fire with helicopter and destroy Gadget's Copter on the ground!)
Brenda: NOOOO!!!
Dr. Claw: GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GADGET!!! (Evil Laughing)” - ―Dr. Claw's breakdown looks Gadget and Kamikazi and Constantine's leaving.
- “Dr. Claw: Constantine, Release me!
Constantine: Well, generally We are not at all an evil person as Dr. Claw and We're shown myself to be very caring towards other people and animals as well. But, now, Me and him have gone apart. I mean, You're skilled in Doctor and I'm skilled in Sumo wrestling, and We want to come with you, guys.
Dr. Claw: Arrivederci, Gadget! This is not goodbye! I'll get you next time, Gadget! Next time!” - ―Dr. Claw's last worlds and defeat.
Trivia[]
- In the original 1980s TV series, Claw is hardly seen apart from his arms and gloved hands with a gold M.A.D. signet ring on one of the right middle fingers (which do not, actually, include a mechanical claw, the origin of the name remains unknown); he speaks in a very deep, unnatural voice, provided by Frank Welker in season 1 and Tony Jay in season 2. With a few exceptions, he stays hidden in his headquarters, never directly attempting to harm Gadget but instead sending various minions, with whom he communicates through a video system. Invariably, at the end of the episode, Claw's base's location would be revealed, but he would escape in time before Gadget or the police get there.
- Claw acts more like his cartoon counterpart in the sequel, having a deep voice, his face unseen, sitting in a chair most scenes, and escaping in a flying object at the end.
- Rupert Everett, who portrayed Claw in the first film, was originally considered for the voice of Gaston.
- In the sequel, Claw is never addressed by his real name from the first film, but his communicator is labeled as property of Scolex Industries.
- In his 2003 outfit, Claw bears a physical resemblance to Negaduck.
- Where he got it is unknown. It is possible that his minions sneaked it in.
- Tim Curry, Willem Dafoe, Jack Nicholson, and Dennis Hopper were considered for the role.
Gallery[]
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.jpg "Inspector Gadget, Stan and Cartman vs. Dr. Claw (South Park TV Series).jpg (56 KB)")
.jpg "Dr. Claw - \"Why does Gadget always win?\" (South Park TV Series).jpg (75 KB)")
.jpg "Dr. Claw - \"Them as the old same goes, he who MADs and runs away gets to MAD another day!\" (South Park TV Series).jpg (62 KB)")
.jpg "Dr. Claw - \"Goodbye, Gadget.\" (South Park TV Series).jpg (58 KB)")
.png "Dr. Claw - \"I hate Gadget!\" (South Park TV Series).png (279 KB)")
.jpg "Dr. Claw - \"M.A.D. AGENT PACK! ATTACK!\" (South Park TV Series).jpg (117 KB)")
.png "Dr. Claw - YOU NINCOMAGENT!!! (South Park TV Series).png (208 KB)")
.png "Dr. Claw - \"Gadget, Always Gadget!\" (South Park TV Series).png (237 KB)")
.png "Dr. Claw - \"I'll get you next time, Gadget and the Four Young Boys. Next time!\" (South Park TV Series).png (145 KB)")
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