Airliner!

Airliner! is the episode of the first season of Chrissy X.

Drake Cox:So you're saying i should take off my shoes?

No, Cox! For crying out loud, keep your shirt on!

Drake Cox:Uh, i thought we were taking about my shoes?

(yells)That's just an idiom!

Drake Cox: (yells)Hey, my momma didn't raise no idiom!

(yells)THAT'S IDIOM, NOT IDIOT, COX! DON'T TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES, KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON AND LISTEN CLOSELY TO EVERYTHING I SAY!

Drake Cox:Sure thing,! I just hope i don't lose my pants!

Well, it sure looks like i picked the wrong week to stop substitute teaching...All right, Cox. The first thing to do is check your instruments.

Drake Cox:Ok, let's see here...Altitude: 25,000 feet. Speed: 500 knots. Violin, Cello, Piano: The Schubert Trio in B-flat.

Not those kind of instruments! Just grab the control stick!

Drake Cox:Whoa-ho-ho! This would be so cool if we weren't gonna crash!