Spider Veins

Drake Cox:Heather! You can't just leave us here! Get your alien butt back here and release us! Wait... do aliens have butts?...Hey wait...HEATHER! HEEEEAAATTHHHHHEEERRRR!

Heather started to whistle and kept on walking.

Ugh! She looked like like an over microwaved potato.

She had aged at least forty years.

Hello kids...bet you thought i was dead...maybe you stopped me this time but there will be others...oh yes...there will be others. You see... i have tenure... screams Now kids, today you're going to learn what happened when teenagers don't die like they're supposed to... let's start with a forty hour marathon of Barney, Brittney Spears and Teletubbies.