An Electrifying Experience/Transcript

This article is a transcript of the Weird World: The TV Show episode "An Electrifying Experience" from season one, which aired on November 8, 2019.
 * (the episode starts with Craig cooking some kind of soup)
 * Craig: *Sniffs* Ahh, yes. This is looking great. I just need some herbs and spices. First off... (looks at the recipe) ...salt and pepper. Bath salts... (pours some balt salts into the soup) And now the pepper. Where is it? Oh, here it is. (puts a whole red pepper in) What's next? (looks at the recipe) Ginger. Ginger spice... A-ha. (Craig kisses a picture of Geri Halliwell) In you go, beautiful. (puts the picture in) Now, for (looks at the recipe) some mint. (squeezes in some toothpaste, then puts the tube in) And finally... (looks at the recipe) ...thyme. (grabs a gold watch) Perfect.
 * (the doorbell rings)
 * Craig: Man, I'm making a masterpiece here. I ain't got time to answer the door.
 * Bash: (walks past) I'll answer it, Craig.
 * Craig: Bash, you can't reach the... oh, what's the point?
 * (Bash jumps multiples times to reach the door knob, until he finally grabs on and after struggling, turns it and opens the door, then falls on to the ground)
 * Bash: Oof.
 * (Samson enters)
 * Samsons: Hey. Is Stephanie here?
 * Bash: No, she's away on a mission.
 * Samson: Then, what about George? Is he here?
 * Bash: He's on his way home from a Zap Cloud gig with Cole, Brent and Zayden. I'm here, Craig's here and Tyler's over there...
 * (Tyler is watching television)
 * Bash: But everyone else is out.
 * Samson: Oh. Well, I juzzzt came over to give you guys thizzz. (holds up a package) It wazzz dropped of at mine and Jibbal'zzz place by mizzztake.
 * (Bash opens the package and inside is a tube full of light purple fizzing salt and it has a lightning bolt on it)
 * Bash: The Electric Salt.
 * (Craig and Tyler rush over)
 * Craig: Where did you get this?
 * Samson: It was send from eBay.
 * Tyler: Who would be dumb enough to but this up on eBay? Anyway, that doesn't matter. What does matter is we have it safe.
 * Bash: Thank you, Samson.
 * Samson: No problem.
 * (Bash and Samson shake hands and Bash gets shocked)
 * Bash: Hold on.
 * (Bash summons his armour and they are about to shake hands again)
 * Samson: Wait... you have electric fingertipzzz azzz well?
 * Bash: Yeah!
 * Samson: Mine are more powerful.
 * Bash: You think?
 * (Bash and Samson stare at each other and growl)
 * Bash and Samson: Oh, it'zzz on!
 * George Jacqueline: I'm back! (walks in to the house) OK, this is... awkward. Just cue the theme tune.
 * (cut to theme song)