He Took a Chill Pill in Rainbow City/Transcript

This article is a transcript of the Weird World: The TV Show episode "He Took a Chill Pill in Rainbow City from season one, which aired on September 27, 2019.


 * (the episode starts with Craig in the kitchen pulling a blue jelly with pickles inside out of the fridge)
 * Craig: Mwah! Blueberry pickle jelly!
 * (a blast of frost hits the jelly and freezes it; it was Scooter who zapped it)
 * Craig: Scooter... thanks!
 * (Craig takes a bite of the jelly)
 * Scooter: Oh, sorry Craig. I was doing my morningly ice power checks.
 * (George enters the kitchen)
 * George Jacqueline: For the last time, Scooter - "morningly" is not a word.
 * Scooter: It was 1 million years ago.
 * George Jacqueline: Well, do I look like I'm a million years old?
 * Scooter: Well... pretty close.
 * (George fires an arrow off-screen and it goes into Scooter's head)
 * Scooter: Well, looks like you aim to please.
 * (a Joke Rimshot Drum plays)
 * George Jacqueline: Bad pun... you know what! I've said it so many times! I can't get a break from saying "bad pun alert" all the time. Why is it every single day, that I have to say that? It's like a catchphrase. And for the record, every single, well every single, but nearly every single pun I hear is truly bad! Period! I'm completely done saying that... (leave the kitchen, then comes back in) *Whispers* ...for now.
 * (Scooter looks puzzled, then looks to his left)
 * Scooter: Do you want me to say it for him? OK. Cue the theme tune.
 * (another one of George's arrows goes into Scooter's head)
 * Scooter: Yeah, OK... OK.
 * (cut to theme song)