Winter Warmth/Transcript

This article is a transcript of the Weird World: The TV Show episode "Winter Warmth" from season one, which aired on September 27, 2019.
 * (the episode starts with George watching TV
 * Stephanie: What's up, George?
 * (Veenus and Deeran on the news channel)
 * Deeran: Gavin pretty much replicated what he did a few months back, except this time it was at a nursery and he saved... the class tortoise.
 * Veenus: Fascinating. Now, it's on to Kevin, with the weather.
 * (Kevin is doing the weatheer)
 * Kevin: Thanks, Veenus. So, today's weather is very weird "day wise", because even though it's September, the entire city is covered in a big blanket of... (rotates and points his white point with a snowflake on it) ...snow. So, if you're going out the house. I recommend being extra careful.
 * George Jacqueline: Wait, snow? Stephanie, did you open the curtains, yet?
 * Stephanie: No.
 * (Stephanie opens the curtains and the entire city is covered in snow)
 * Stephanie: Oh, my God. George... (puts a trapper's hat on) Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
 * George Jacqueline: Free breakfast?
 * Stephanie: Close.
 * (Eleanor enters)
 * Eleanor Jacqueline: *Groans* Not snow. It makes me late for work. Son, I don't want you to drive me in this thick snow, it's too far to walk...
 * George Jacqueline: We walked before. And it's 25 minutes away.
 * Eleanor Jacqueline: (thinks) Yeah, we did and I guess 25 isn't bad. And the nearest bus stop is in the city... near the Soap Factory. What do I do?
 * George Jacqueline: Call in sick. That's what I did last week to avoid copyrighting that indie band Vanilla Wood.
 * (cut to Benny Cheatam in the Bubble Passionfruit Studios playing a sample of "Dude", a song by Vanilla Wood; his phone rings and he answers)
 * George Jacqueline: Erm... Benny... I can't come today, because I'm... sick? DON'T YOU DARE TRY AND RIP OFF...
 * (Benny hangs up, breathes on the recording studio window and writes "Suck-Head" and puts a sad face next to it)
 * Stephanie: Oh, I love Vanilla Wood, in fact I love indie music in general.
 * Eleanor Jacqueline: OK, if that's what you do, then...
 * (Eleanor walks off)
 * Stephanie: Come on, man, let's go out and have some fun.
 * George Jacqueline: Better get into something warmer first, I think.
 * Stephanie: OK, good idea.
 * George Jacqueline: Cue the theme tune.
 * Stephanie: Who are you talking to?
 * (cut to theme song)
 * (cut to The Extraordinary Eight outside in the snow; Tyler is building a Russian flag of snow and puts his lucky Russian flag next to it; Craig throws a snowball at him and laughs)
 * (Tyler throws a snowball at Craig and turns it into an apple and eats it)
 * Craig: Should go easy on the water.
 * (Scooter makes an ice rink with his breath and he and Josie hold hands and ice-skate on it)
 * Scooter: Yeah!
 * Josie: Woo-hoo!
 * (Sponghuck is buried in snow)
 * Sponghuck: This is so stupid.
 * (Bash stands next to a replica of himself out of snow)
 * Bash: Hey, Snow-Bash, what do snowmen eat for breakfast? "What?" Frosted Flakes!
 * (a Joke Rimshot Drum plays and Bash laughs)
 * (George walks by)
 * George Jacqueline: Bad pun alert.
 * (a snowball hits George's face)
 * George Jacqueline: What?
 * (Stephanie is standing, whistling innocently)
 * George Jacqueline: Stephanie...
 * Stephanie: What?
 * George Jacqueline: Can you tell Craig to stop throwing snowballs at me?
 * (Craig is standing next to some snowballs)
 * Stephanie: No... I'll do better than that.
 * (Stephanie makes a bowling ball out of snowball, picks it up, making three holes in it and tosses it at Craig, who makes pins out of snow, then shapeshifts into one and the bowling ball hits him and the snow pins)
 * Stephanie: Ha. Looks like I just "threw cold water at Craig".
 * (a Joke Rimshot Drum and Stephanie giggles, while George gives a snigger)
 * George Jacqueline: I never thought I'd say it, but that was actually a good pun.
 * Craig: No, it wasn't. Stephanie throw snow at me, not water.
 * Stephanie: FYI, snow IS water.
 * Craig: So the rainbow ocean is full of snow?
 * Stephanie: You know what I do know? That in a moment, I'm gonna rip off that big annoying mouth and turn it into a pencil case.
 * George Jacqueline: Oh! Yes, Steph!
 * Stephanie: I know, right? I'm pretty savage, dude, ain't it?
 * George Jacqueline: Yeah, pretty much.
 * (snow starts pouring down heavily and it gets windy)
 * George Jacqueline: Brrrrr! The weather's getting worse! We should probably go inside, before we catch a cold!
 * Tyler: Good idea!
 * Stephanie: Come on!
 * (Stephanie, Craig, Sponghuck, Tyler and Bash all go in the house, but Scooter and Josie are still ice-skating)
 * George Jacqueline: Scooter, Josie! You coming? You'll catch colds!
 * Scooter: George, I have a cold all the time. Besides, it's way too warm in the house.
 * Josie: I'm staying out too. Just to be with Scooter.
 * George Jacqueline: OK, whatever.
 * (George goes in the house and takes off his hat, gloves, shoes and coat)
 * George Jacqueline: *Shivers* Man, I'm still cold. What's the best to warm myself up?
 * Bash: Hey, George! Let me show you! Come into the kitchen.
 * (George walks into the kitchen, where Bash is laying on a can of soup)
 * George Jacqueline: What, Bash?
 * Bash: You wanna stay warm, have some soup. Just do the following:
 * (Bash opens a can of soup, pours the soup in a bowl and puts it in the microwave for 1 minute)
 * Bash: Sometimes, I then stir, then do an extra minute to make it taste... SOUPerb.
 * (a Joke Rimshit Drum plays)
 * George Jacqueline: Bad pun alert. And hasn't that joke been used already? Mind you, when I have soup, it warms my guts very well, put sometimes my skin still feels a bit chilly.
 * Bash: OK. Maybe Tyler can help.
 * George Jacqueline: Where is he?
 * Bash: In the bathroom.
 * (cut to Tyler running a hot bath; George enters)
 * George Jacqueline: Tyler...
 * Tyler: George, it's very rude to come in when somebody is naked.
 * George Jacqueline: Tyler, you're always naked. You don't wear clothes. And no, you're little sailor's hat doesn't count.
 * Tyler: Fair point. Both of them. Anyway, what do you need?
 * George Jacqueline: I'm looking for ways to warm up.