The All-New Muppet Show/Episode 116 transcript

Prologue: The Guest Star's dressing room
Scooter: [Knocking On Door 5 Times] "(Guest Star's Name), oh, (Guest Star's Name), 27 2nds 'til curtain, Mr. (Guest Star's 1st Name)."

Guest Star: "Thanks a bunch, Scooter, I'll be with you guys right away."