Trio Team Up/Transcript

This article is a transcript of the Weird World: The TV Show episode "Trio Team Up" from season one, which aired on November 1, 2019.
 * (the episode starts in a city that's completely golden and a man named Ian Brown runs to his friend Jackson Miles, who is carrying something in a rucksack)
 * Ian Brown: Jackson!
 * Jackson Miles: Ian!
 * Ian Brown: Did you win the bet?
 * Jackson Miles: Look inside.
 * (Ian opens Jackson's rucksack and it's full of golden coins)
 * Ian Brown: You won the golden coins! Now we can ditch the boss and get on with our lives!
 * Jackson Miles: The thing is though... the golden coins... (takes a coin out of his bag) ...are actually (unwraps a coin to reveal chocolate) chocolate coins.
 * Ian Brown: What?
 * Jackson Miles: They taste good. Anyway, I've learned that all that glitters is not gold.
 * Ian Brown: You moron!
 * Jackson Miles: Whatcha expect from someone who's best friends with a guy named after the lead singer of a Madchester band.
 * Ian Brown: I'm gonna kill you!
 * (Ian attacks Jackson and the coins fly about)
 * Jackson Miles: Beating me up won't change things!
 * Ian Brown: This was a golden opportunity!
 * (a title card reading "A Golden Opportunity" is shown and it's revealed that George, Stephanie and Craig are watching it on TV in George and Craig's bedroom on George's bed; they have popcorn, drinks and other snacks)
 * George Jacqueline: Man, Jackson is such a moron, just like Ian said.
 * Stephanie: Well, I guess not all films end with a happy ending.
 * George Jacqueline: Steph, the film only just started.
 * Stephanie: Oh, yeah.
 * George Jacqueline: Hey Craig, you wanna get some of them walnuts from the kitchen cupboard? Not the ones that say "Almonds". I'm allergic.
 * Craig: Are they for me?
 * (George punches Craig away)
 * George Jacqueline: Just go and get them... walnut brain.