Rock and Roll/Transcript

This article is a transcript of the Weird World: The TV Show episode "Rock and Roll" from season one, which aired on October 18, 2019.


 * (the episode starts with Stephanie coming out of the bathroom with a towel around herself and another around her head)
 * Stephanie: Ahh, that's so much better. Hey, George! You can have a bath now!
 * George Jacqueline: (off-screen) OK, thanks Steph!
 * (cut to the bath being filled and bubble bath being poured in, then it shows George getting in)
 * George Jacqueline: Now, this is the life.
 * (Craig slams the door open)
 * George Jacqueline: Ahh! Craig, what are you doing in here?
 * Craig: I just need to borrow the toothpaste, yo.
 * George Jacqueline: Why?
 * Craig: We ran out of washing up liquid. I think I had it on my cereal this morning.
 * George Jacqueline: Again, why?
 * Craig: Cause we also ran out of milk.
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, get out! I'm trying to have a relaxing bath.
 * Craig: And the other reason I came was to bring some stuff to you, that's all. Trying to be nice is all.
 * George Jacqueline: Well, what have you got for me?
 * Craig: Well, I found that rubber duck you've been missing for 9 years.
 * (Craig tosses a green rubber duck in the bath)
 * George Jacqueline: Gee! Thanks, Craig! Where was it?
 * Craig: In the dishwasher. I had to give it a quick wash.
 * George Jacqueline: For 9 years? And why in the dishwasher?
 * Craig: I don't even though. Anyway, I also got some more hair wash.
 * (Craig hands George a bottle of hair wash)
 * George Jacqueline: Perfect.
 * Craig: And one more thing - I got you a hair dryer to dry your hair afterwards.
 * George Jacqueline: OK, thanks Cr... A hair dryer?! Craig, I don't think you shou... Remember me, Sinatra!
 * (Craig throws the hair dryer in the bath and George covers his eyes, then uncovers them)
 * George Jacqueline: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It should have electrocuted me.
 * Craig: Why?
 * George Jacqueline: Because, walnut brain, water and electricity don't mix.
 * Craig: Oh, it probably isn't turned on. Just a sec.
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, don't...
 * (Craig takes the hair dryer out, turns the switch on and drops it back in the bath, but still nothing happens)
 * Craig: Maybe it's the plug.
 * (Craig bounces to the hair dryer plug, which is plugged in and the switch is off)
 * Craig: Well, it's plugged in and it's not broken... Oh! I'm such an idiot. I didn't switch the plug on.
 * (Craig switches the plug on and electric shocks can be heard off-screen)
 * Craig: Err, George, why are you fixing Lambert in the bathroom? Or is he doing chemistry experiments? Cause he's got a secret lab to it in.