The All-New Muppet Show/Episode 119 transcript

Prologue: The Guest Star's dressing room
Scooter: [Knocking On Door 5 Times] "(Guest Star's Name), oh, (Guest Star's Name), 17 2nds 'til curtain, Mr. (Guest Star's Last Name)."

Guest Star: "Thanks a bunch, Scooter, I'm super thrilled to be performing with you guys."

Scooter: "And by the way, (Guest Star's 1st Name), be sure to be on the lookout for an ancient magic curse that can turn anybody into a stone statue."

Cut to Kermit appearing through The All-New Muppet Show logo........

Kermit: "It's The All-New Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Mr. Billy Crystal, yaaaaaaay!"

[The All-New Muppet Show Theme Music In Background]

Rowlf: [Playing On Piano Keys]

[Upbeat Music In Background]