Basketbomb/Transcript

This article is a transcript of the Weird World: The TV Show episode "Basketbomb" from season one, which aired on November 15, 2019.
 * (the episode starts with a close up of George's face and he's presumably spinning around, then it turns out he's sitting on the sofa, using his head as a globe and his hand keeps turning it)
 * George Jacqueline: Man, I'm getting so bored of using my head as a globe already. And usually, that relieves boredem.
 * Stephanie: (walks by in her gym clothes, with a basketball in her arm) Hey, George. I'm just going to the park to shoot some hoops.
 * George Jacqueline: Don't you need a gun for that?
 * Stephanie: What? *Sighs* George, I'm going to the park to play some basketball.
 * George Jacqueline: OK. Can I come? I'm a little bored, you know with no one else around and nothing on the TV.
 * Stephanie: Yeah, man! You can totally come along! That would be so cool.
 * George Jacqueline: Great. We can be The Earrings.
 * Stephanie: The what?
 * George Jacqueline: It's a name for our basketball duo. It's meant to resemble basketball hoops.
 * Stephanie: George, you're better off naming types of poison.
 * George Jacqueline: OK. Poison sumac, poison oak, poison ivy...
 * Stephanie: Are you coming or what?
 * George Jacqueline: Yeah, hang on. I need my sports clothes on first. Could you wait outside?
 * Stephanie: No.
 * George Jacqueline: Way to be honest. I'll just go ready. Cue the theme tune! (walks off)
 * (Stephanie is about to go out, but just stands by the front door and does a cute face in the mirror, checks her face and does up her hair)
 * Stephanie: Just go ahead and do what George said. Not that I care.
 * (cut to theme song)
 * (cut to George and Stephanie arriving at the park in Lambert and they walk to the basketball court, where Scooter and Josie are playing basketball)