Pumbaa/Quotes and Lines

These are quotes and lines spoken by Pumbaa from Disney's The Lion King.

The Lion King

 * Hey, Timon, it's just a little lion. Look at him. He's so cute and all alone! Can we keep him?
 * But he's so little.
 * Maybe he'll be on our side.
 * Uh...
 * I'd say brownish-gold.
 * Oh.
 * Kid, what's eatin' ya?
 * What'd ya do, kid?
 * It's times like this my buddy Timon here says: you got to put your behind in your past.
 * [slower] Hakuna Matata. It means "no worries".
 * [about "Hakuna Matata"] It's our motto.
 * [singing] And I got down-hearted.
 * Every time that I...
 * [Faces the camera] Oh. Sorry.
 * Slimy yet satisfying.
 * Me, too. I ate like a pig.
 * Hey, Timon, ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there?
 * Oh. What are they?
 * Oh, gee. I always thought they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away.
 * Really?
 * Your Majesty. I gravel at your feet. [starts kissing Simba's feet]
 * Oh, sorry.
 * What?
 * Who?
 * Oh.
 * Who's got a scar?
 * Yup, yup, yup.
 * Yup, yup, yup.
 * Yup, yup.
 * Drop 'em!
 * Are you talkin' to me?
 * Are you talking to me?
 * ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!
 * They call me... MR. PIG!!![he screams and charges at the hyenas]AHHHH!

The Lion King II: Simba's Pride

 * Hey!
 * Oh, who's the other half?
 * Uh...upright, head turned slightly to the left, tail erect.
 * I thought you were gonna watch her
 * Watch this!
 * Ahh!
 * Hippothetically.
 * But he's not a lion...

The Lion King 1½

 * I gotta tell you, Timon, that song always gets me, right here.
 * Uhh, Timon, what are you doing?
 * But you can't go out of order.
 * But everyone's gonna get confused. [picks up his own remote and rewinds film] We gotta go back to the beginning of the story.
 * [rewinding] Yes we were, the whole time.
 * [rewinding] Then, why don't we tell them our story?
 * Oh, I like the sound of that.
 * Oh, sorry. I thought it was a brownie.
 * Pumbaa.
 * Uh, special power? well, it's pretty powerful.
 * They say first impressions are very important.
 * What exactly did he say?
 * Timon, look!
 * What's that he's holding up?
 * [talking through a crowd of animals at Pride Rock] I don't do so well in crowds.
 * You mean, you don't mind?
 * Well, I don't like to toot my own horn.
 * Shall we run for our lives?
 * It did?
 * After a long day of doing nothing, it's good to kick back.
 * Well, you know what they say: "When the student is ready, the teacher appears."
 * I'll just whip up a little something.
 * Come and get it!
 * Try this - hot tuna frittata.
 * The spinach armada.
 * A spoon of ricotta.
 * A wormy piccata.
 * Kahuna colada.
 * A blue enchilada.
 * Legumes on a platter.
 * [poking a dish] This oughta be hotta.
 * I gotta lambada! [dances right into Timon]
 * Hakuna Matata.
 * Hakuna Matata - It means "no worries". Ah-ohhhh....
 * Sorry.
 * Uh oh!
 * Good night.
 * Dream of bedbugs tonight.
 * [yawns] Ah, I'm bushed. [while getting out of water hole] I think I'll turn in for the night. [bubbles stop]
 * (thinks) Poor Simba. The treachery, the villainy, the sure indescribable horror!
 * Oh, okay.
 * [laughs] Beats me, Timon. What?
 * Uh, Timon? What are you doin'?
 * Can I be your best man?

The Lion Guard: Return of the Roar

 * "We used to help Simba get his claws out of logs all the time."
 * "It's smorgasbord!"
 * "And then she fell face first into a log full of bugs!"
 * "Well, if you ask me, it sounds like it might be dangerous."
 * "Oh, Bunga. I'm so proud, I could...!"

Timon & Pumbaa

 * Well, that's one way to say it, Timon. Another way would be to say, "We're contaminated in a receptical or wooden slacks."
 * Gee, if there's one thing that makes an animal impossible to eat, it's the ability to speak.
 * Uh, Timon? I just thought of something. What if someone else tries to eat him?
 * Where are we?
 * Hey, look! It's Jerry Lewis!
 * Sharp objects!
 * Hey, look! You're the Timonalisa! [laughs]
 * And his name is Speedy! [Timon pounds Pumbaa in the coat] Oww! Uh, I mean his name isn't Speedy! [Timon kicks Pumbaa a few times] I mean, I didn't say anything.
 * He's gonna hurt us! Timon, ou gotta do something!
 * [lowly] I don't think that would work on this kind of situation.
 * [suspiciously, about Timon paying for the stuff on the beach] Are you sure you did the right thing and returned the money, Timon?
 * [worried] But this looks like exactly $1,290,000 worth of stuff.
 * [angry] And what is that?
 * El Toro!
 * [Gets angry] Pig?
 * Are you talking about me?
 * [Angrier] Are you talking about me?
 * [shouting] ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?
 * THEY CALL ME... MISTER PIG! [Pumbaa goes berserk and knocks the cheetahs into a tree]

The Lion Guard

 * "If you ask me, I think Bunga smells fine just the way he is."
 * "Mmm-mmm! Yummy!"
 * "If you want to see him, you've got to wait in line!"
 * "Bunga the Wise. The Sage of Hakuna Matata Falls."
 * "It's Bunga the Wise."
 * "Bunga's advice is so popular we decided to take it on the road."
 * "What?!"
 * "Oh! Say it ain't so!"
 * "Thanks, Rafiki! That's great. Uh, nothing?"
 * "Yeah! A feast at Hakuna Matata Falls. And everyone's invited!"
 * "That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. Isn't that the saddest thing you've ever heard?"
 * "Oh, oh, I wanna feel! Mmm. Cuddly! Oh."
 * "Oh, that's what you say every year, Timon. And then, halfway up that big tree, you decide to wait till next year."
 * "Oh, Timon! I think he likes you!"
 * "Aw, look at him. He's such a cute little thing. Can we keep him?"
 * "Or as they say in the Serengeti, he's bunga!"
 * "We celebrate because the day we got the Utamu was the day we met you!"
 * "Fate is a fickle mongoose!"
 * "Oh, I'm so turned around I'm afraid we'll never get out alive!"
 * "Oh, you'll understand when you have kids of your own. Well, not exactly your own. But you'll understand when a lost lion or lonely honey badger wanders into your little corner of the world."
 * "Dead end. We're still coming for ya!"
 * "I'm sorry. I should've remembered. Hakuna matata!"

Kingdom Hearts II

 * "What were you thinkin' about?"
 * "She's gonna eat us!"
 * "Are you sure they don't wanna eat me like I'm some kinda pig!?"
 * "Call me Mr. Pig!"
 * "Nala wants to be left alone. Why don't you go cheer up Simba? Hakuna Matata... You understand, don't you, guys?"
 * "You can run fast like lions, right? I wish I could do that, too. It'd be useful when running away..."
 * "Simba chased after Scar toward the peak up above. This is the grand finale. Go cheer Simba on!"
 * "I'll go tell Simba."
 * "Same thing! And I'm not sticking around to be anybody's pork dinner!"
 * "And find your own path!"
 * "Rafiki is really wise. He might know what we should do. If you're ever in a bind, you should see what he has to say."
 * "All my old "friends" left me just because of how I smell. But now I have Timon, and I'm livin' a life of Hakuna Matata!"
 * "What are we gonna do if that beast comes here? You've gotta stop it in the savannah, or this place'll be destroyed!"