George and the Green Leopard/Transcript

This article is a transcript of the Weird World: The TV Show episode "George and the Green Leopard" from season one, which aired on August 30, 2019.
 * (the episode starts with Craig placing some Oreos on a plate)
 * Craig: Man, these are looking so good.
 * (Stephanie enters)
 * Stephanie: Hey, Craig. What are you... Oreos!
 * Craig: Yep, my new home-made Oreos.
 * Stephanie: Yes, Craig, I'd like to ha... Wait, homemade?
 * Craig: Well, the creme is homemade and the biscuits came from Oreos.
 * (Stephanie picks up an Oreo and sniffs it)
 * Stephanie: Wha... *Sniffs* Craig, why does this Oreo smell like it wants to make people throw up?
 * Craig: What are you talking about? I don't think it smells bad. I just upgraded them a little.
 * Stephanie: What did you do?
 * Craig: I remade a new creme for them and I added a secret ingredient to them.
 * Stephanie: What?
 * Craig: Have a taste.
 * Stephanie: No, Craig. I'm not tasting your Oreos unless I know what's in them.
 * Craig: Please, just have a bite. It is edible and rather tasty. Come on.
 * Stephanie: *Sighs* Fine. I'll have a bite.
 * (Stephanie bites into the Oreo, then spits it out)
 * Stephanie: Oh, God. Craig, what the hell is that? *Groans in disgust* This is disgusting, Craig. What's in this?
 * Craig: Err... I-I put salad cream in these Oreos. (holds up a bottle of salad cream)
 * Stephanie: WHAT?! *Groans in disgust* Craig! Why would you put salad cream in an Oreo cookie?! God, the Banana Split Oreos tasted better than this.
 * Craig: Maybe that's why it isn't in their list of ingredients.
 * (Stephanie's phone can be heard inside Craig's stomach)
 * Stephanie: My phone! Wait, where's my phone? Wh... Craig... Don't tell me you ate my phone!
 * (Craig burps out Stephanie's phone)
 * Craig: George, said I couldn't eat FOOD when he's not around.
 * Stephanie: Gross...(her cheeks puff, then she puts on white gloves and picks up her phone answers it) Hello? Wha... Flamie?! It's been years, how have you been doing? Great? Yeah, me too. I've solved ways with the team and we're back together. Wait, whatcha need? You need me and the others to help you solve a problem. OK. We'll be right there. OK, bye.
 * Craig: Flamie? We haven't seen her physically since 1955. That's 63 years ago.
 * Stephanie: I know, but we have to help her with a mystery. Come on, let's gather the others and get to it.
 * (Stephanie and Craig walk into the living room and George walks through the door)
 * George Jacqueline: Has the show started yet?
 * Stephanie and Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: In that case, cue the theme tune!
 * Stephanie and Craig: Er... OK.
 * (cut to theme song)