Fairy Tales Are Killing Us

"Fairy Tales Are Killing Us" is a song from the Disney/Touchstone's 2017 animated film, Bad Fairy Day.

Lyrics
Parker: Each bell would peal with a silvery zeal As the story feeling was filling us. But now instead, all we're feeling is dread Because Fairy Tales is killing us!

Ogres: Each fairy tale gets us more and more pissed Till the thought of existence is chilling us.

Parker: I'll tell you what. Shove your list up your butt, because...

Ogres: Fairy Tales are killing us!

Wendy: But can't you see that what you do Is a dream come true? Can't you see that every smile Makes it all worthwhile?

Parker: No, screw you! It's all but through, There's too much to do. All those dreams are nightmares And blank, icy stares. Each little ogre used to fill up a shelf Making playthings and selflessly thrilling us. Now they're on crack and it's time for no happy endings Because Fairy Tales is killing us!

Ogres: Each happy endings only heightens the pain Of the workload that's straining and drilling us.

Parker: Fingers all bleed. And look! That guy just peed Because Fairy Tales are killing us!

Timmy: But can't you see our point of view? We rely on you. Can't you see that happy ending Gets us through the year?

Parker: My whole crew is black and blue. Can't you take a clue? You may think I look great, But I'm twenty-eight!

Ogres: Each fairy tale is a requiem knell, And while you think it's swell, we are toiling in Hell! Take a look, you can tell, as a man, I'm a shell!

Parker and Ogres: Because Fairy Tales are killing us! Killing us! Fairy Tales are killing us!