Trial By Furry

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Quotes

Warp Darkmatter: Ah! Cursed thing! This whole place needs a good fumigation! Lousy, flea-ridden...( sees the dog guard glaring at him. He smiles weakly)Heh. Nice doggie.

The fly continues to buzz them, especially Heather.

Heather Darkmatter: Ahhh! Drake! A little help here!

Drake Cox: Swat it yourself, Heather!

Heather holds up her shackles.

Heather Darkmatter: Yeah, but i got a little problem with that!

Drake Cox: Oh!(stands next to Heather, leans over and tries to swat the fly)There! Almost got it! Hold still!

Heather Darkmatter: I am holding still, you...!

Drake Cox: I meant the fly! (crawls onto the defendant's table. Heather has to move her head to avoid Drake)

Heather Darkmatter: Hey! Watch it!

Drake finally swat the fly.

Drake Cox:Aha! Got it!

Chrissy looks up from her transcript.

Chrissy Nebula:Got what, Drake?

Drake Cox:Oh, i just got...

Prosecutor Fox:The court calls Maggie to the stand. Maggie? Maggie the Fly?

Drake stops and looks worried

Drake Cox:...Nothing. Never mind.

Chrissy looked slightly annoyed and goes back to studying the transcript.

Prosecutor Fox:Hm. Thought she was here. Oh well. Moving on.

Warp and Heather giggled.

Drake Cox: You-you did that on purpose! You made me swat the main protagonist of Buzz on Maggie!

Warp and Heather look like innocent little angels, complete with halos over their heads.

Warp Darkmatter: Who, us?

Transcript

Oswald: So they got Simba? Please! He's in it for, like, two seconds! Besides, everyone knows that he's just doing it cause he's bored! He's set for life! He doesn't have a career to worry about!

Drake Cox:Mister?

Oswald: So you tell those pinheads in corporation...

Drake Cox:Mister! I really need to ask you something! Please!

Oswald: ...Can't you see i'm on the phone? (sees Drake) Oh! A 'uman! Well, i'm always here fro my fans! Want an autograph, kid?

Drake Cox:Uhhhh, no. Do you know where the men's room is?

Oswald: Whadda i look like, an answerin' service? Go'wan, beat it!

Drake Cox: Geez! You could at least be civil! (storms off)

Oswald: Yeah, yeah! Humans! They think they run everything! Where was i? Oh yeah! You tell those pinheads in corporation that i'm Oswald the frickin' Rabbit! I was Mister D's first! Well, not his very first, but you know what i mean! I'm right up there with Mickey and them! I'm his A- number one rabbit! Thumper? Don't get me started! Mr. Whiskers? He's lucky Bugs Bunny doesn't sue! And those other rabbits can't hold a candle to... (notices that he has drawn a crowd. It's Thumper. Bre'r Rabbit, Rabbit from Winnie The Pooh and Mr. Whiskers and they're not happy)Whadda you losers want?

Mr. Whiskers:Get him!

The rabbits attack Oswald.

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