Portal George/Transcript

This article is a transcript of the Weird World: The TV Show episode "Portal George" from season one, which aired on October 18, 2019.


 * (the episode starts with George and Craig standing on the beach and are pointing tazers at each other)
 * George Jacqueline: Ready, Craig?
 * Craig: Let's do it.
 * George Jacqueline: Right. Let's see. You're so dumb, that you went to take the number 140 bus, but instead took the number 70 bus twice.
 * (George tazes Craig and Craig screams)
 * Craig: Good one. *Coughs* My go. You're so fat... er... that... you're clothes have stretch marks.
 * (Craig tazes George and George screams)
 * (George and Craig laugh and Stephanie walks out the house and goes towards them)
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, hey Steph. *Continues laughing*
 * Stephanie: What in the name of love are you two doing?
 * George Jacqueline: You two? Oh, us two! We're playing The Insult Game.
 * Stephanie: Sounds insulting. *Sniggers*
 * (a Joke Rimshot drum plays)
 * George Jacqueline: Bad pun alert.
 * Stephanie: What do you have to do, anyway?
 * George Jacqueline: Think of a good insult and taze each other.
 * Craig: (off-screen) You're so stupid, you thought Taco Bell was a phone company.
 * (Craig tazes George and George screams)
 * George Jacqueline: Woo, spinny. Right! Craig, you're teeth are so yellow, that traffic slows down everytime you smile.
 * (George tazes Craig and he screams off-screen and he is then showed slightly burnt, then he and George laugh)
 * Stephanie: Well, I came to let you know George you're training is later on.
 * George Jacqueline: You mean my training to use my bow and arrow better?
 * Stephanie: Yep.
 * George Jacqueline: I gotta get ready!
 * (George runs inside the house)
 * (Stephanie picks up George's tazer and tazes Craig, who screams off-screen)
 * Stephanie: I think I'll keep this for emergencies.
 * (cut to George and Stephanie on the beach and George is holding his bow)
 * Stephanie: OK, George. First off, I'm going to show you how to use your bow as a crossbow.