The All-New Muppet Show/Episode 106 transcript

Prologue: The Guest Star's dressing room
Scooter: [Knocking On Door 4 Times] "(Guest Star's Name), oh, (Guest Star's Name), 17 2nds 'til curtain, Mr (Guest Star's Last Name)."

Guest Star: "Thanks a bunch, Scooter, it's gonna be a real good evening for a home improvement night."

Scooter: "Oh that's nice, (Guest Star's 1st Name), but did you get that rocket missille building set you ordered?"