The All-New Muppet Show/Episode 109 transcript

Prologue: The Guest Star's dressing room
Scooter: [Knocking On Door 5 Times] "(Guest Star's Name), (Guest Star's Name), 14 2nds 'til curtain, Mr. (Guest Star's Last Name)."

Guest Star: "Why thanks a bunch, Scooter, it's been almost a couple of years ever since my appearance on The Cameo Show episode of Muppets Tonight."

Scooter: "Oh yeah, the best and original Muppet classics."

(Brief Pause)

Scooter: "What's with all of these clams on your dresser?"

Guest Star: "I'm just hopin' things would just clam up for now."