Rob the Robot (2018 Disney revival)/Quotes

This is a list of quotes from the 2018 reboot of Rob the Robot.

Bad Luck Bot

 * Orbit: (yawn) Good morning, everybody! A good 24 hours of sleep, and ready to start the day!
 * Rob: (chuckles) Speaking of day, why not go check the calendar. It could be Thursday or Friday. Oh wait, yesterday was Thursday.
 * Orbit: Quite a hunch. Okay then...
 * (Orbit walks over to the calendar, which has the Thursday page, written as "Thursday 12". Orbit tears off the page to reveal the "Friday 13" page.)
 * Orbit: Well, it's Friday the 13th. (faces Rob) Now let's say we- (he realizes something, judging by his sudden shocked face) W-w-w-wait a minute?!?!? It's Friday the 13th?!?!? AAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!! (he jumps into the air, with his thread feet running, and leaps onto Rob's head, shivering with fear)
 * Rob: Orbit, what's going on? Is there something wrong?
 * Orbit: (shuddering) Yes! It's F-f-f-Friday the 13th! And on Friday the 13th, t-t-t-that's where you receive a lot of b-b-b-b-bad things happening to you! Cracks in the ground, salt, walking under ladders, breaking mirrors, a black kitty cat walking on your path, oh this is the part where I'm the most unlucky! (screams with terror and worry)

The Bot in the Cloth
Ema: Oh bother, it's raining outside, don't you see?
 * T-K: I agree with you, sister, a killjoy it would be.
 * Ema: Our daddy went off to a rocket convention.
 * T-K: And we don't have a mommy, boy, we need some attention!
 * Ema: What more can we do than just watch the rain?
 * T-K: Well greasy gears, it's a boring pain!
 * (A crash is heard outside the house, making the camera shake violently, and knocking the two off their chairs.)
 * Ema: Then out of the blue, a crash was there.
 * T-K: A crash so LOUD it knocked us off our chairs!
 * (Someone opens the house's front door.)
 * Ema: Then a stranger appeared.
 * T-K: What more have we got?
 * (Rob, as the Bot in the Cloth, walks in)
 * Ema: But it's more than a stranger...
 * Ema and T-K: (in unison) It's the Bot in the Cloth!
 * Rob: Why wait for the rain to go away, when you can go out there and play in the rain!
 * Ema: Well, that's a good idea, if you please.
 * T-K: But we'll catch a cold and sneeze!

Cheers to Mickey Mouse

 * Mickey: Oh boy! (chuckles) New visitors! I must have tracked my voice message to outer space by mistake. Who are you?
 * Rob: I'm Rob, and these are my friends, (points to Ema...) Ema, (...to T-K...) T-K, (...and to Orbit) and Orbit! We come from outer space, but don't worry, we are very friendly robots!
 * Ema: And an alien!
 * Rob: And we come in peace. We know and recognize you.
 * Mickey: Of course you do. I'm Mickey Mouse!

Gettin' Eggy with It

 * Orbit: Huh? What's that? (he walks over to the bush and picks up the object, which turns out to be an egg; he gasps) Oh my gosh... guys!!! Look what I found!
 * Rob:  (runs to Orbit with Ema and T-K) What, Orbit? What is it?
 * Orbit: You guys will not believe what I found! (holds out the egg) An egg!
 * Ema: Wow, you found that?
 * Orbit: Yep.
 * Ema: Well, if it belongs to someone in the desert, they will not be happy if you make it into breakfast or lunch.
 * T-K: Hold on, Orbit. That is a vulture egg. It must have fell from the tree way up there. (she and the others look up at the cliff, which has a tree on it near the edge)
 * Orbit: (gasps) You mean... this egg belongs to a mommy vulture?
 * T-K: And if there's someone that can return it, it would have to be...
 * Orbit: Me! I found the egg first, so I get to be the one who returns it!
 * T-K: You sure, Orbit? That cliff looks pretty high, almost like a skyscraper.
 * Orbit: Don't be silly, T-K! I'm sure I can do it all by myself! (walks over to the cliff and begins scaling it, still holding the egg in his hand)
 * T-K: Do you need a little help?
 * Orbit: (climbing) No!
 * Ema: Not even a little bit of help?
 * Orbit: (still climbing) No!
 * Rob: How about a teeny little bit of help?
 * Orbit: (still climbing) No is no! I can handle it all by myself, thank you very much!
 * (The scene crossfades to Orbit, so close to reaching the tree on the cliff's top)
 * Orbit: (panting; still climbing): Almost... there... you'll be home soon.... little egg...
 * (Unfortunately, Orbit accidentally puts his hand, the one that's not holding the egg, on a beehive hung by a branch. The disturbed swarm of bees then fly out of the hive and fly into Orbit, pushing him off from the cliff as they fly off.)
 * (Orbit is left hanging in midair off from the cliff, still holding the vulture egg. At first frightened by the bees earlier, he looks down where he is about to fall)
 * Orbit: Aw nuts and bolts...
 * (Gravity then takes Orbit as he, with the egg in his hand, falls back to the ground, screaming. A Wile E. Coyote-esque aerial shot shows him shrink in distance as he plummets; he hits the ground once he is almost a tiny speck in the distance, his impact making a ring-shaped cloud of smoke. We then see a crater shaped like him.)
 * Orbit: (dizzily emerges from his hole; the egg he is holding miraculously stays unbroken) OwWwWw... I'll just try again... (faints into his hole)

Comedy Crazy

 * Rob: Oh boy, we are gonna have a great time being Mr. Bolt himself! After all, he's the greatest comedian in the Robot Galaxy!
 * Orbit: (concerned) Um, I don't know about this. Since Mr. Bolt has silly things happen to him, there are great possibilities that we can be hit by...
 * (A pie flies out from nowhere and splats Orbit in the face, where it later slides off to leave him with it's contents in his face.)
 * Orbit: ...pies. (tastes a bit of the pie's filling covering his face) Hey, raspberry!

Cancelled Crow

 * Rob: (concerned) So, Crazy Crow, what's the matter? How did your show get cancelled?
 * Crazy Crow: Oh, it's simple! I've lost my laugh!
 * Orbit: What?!? You lost your laugh?!?!?
 * Crazy Crow: Yes, I've lost my laugh. I use it to express my joy and signal the end of an episode. I will let you know what it sounds like.
 * (Pulling out a sound recorder from his back, Crazy Crow presses the play button on the recorder, which plays his signature laugh. It sounds like an annoying combination between Woody Woodpecker's laugh, SpongeBob's laugh, and Tigger's laugh. He tosses the recorder away.)
 * T-K: But... how DID you lose your laugh?
 * Crazy Crow: (sigh) I've been overpracticing my laugh. Just too much "Hee hee hee" and "Ha ha ha", and now it's gone! I can't even try to do it!
 * (Crazy Crow attempts to do his laugh, but all he gets coming out from his beak are weak wheezing.)
 * Crazy Crow: The little guys watching my show LOVE my laugh, and without my laugh, my show is cancelled AND ruined! (cries)
 * T-K: Passing meteors, that's terrible!

Voice Actor Planet

 * Rob: (confused) Golly, who in the Robot Galaxy are you?
 * Stacey DePass:  We're your voice actors, duh! I'm Stacey DePass, (points to Camden Angelis...) and this is Camden Angelis, (...then to Jordi Mand...), Jordi Mand, (...and then to Jake Beale) and Jake Beale!
 * Orbit: Oh man, I do not like the sound of that...
 * Rob: Do you all voice us since 2010?

Rika Comes to Visit

 * Rob: (chuckles) Looks like we have a new message from someone!
 * Rob Jr.: Who could it be, dad?
 * Rob: Well, let's see for ourselves, Junior! (presses a button on the computer which plays the voice email)
 * (The message plays Rika saying "Hello" before trailing off into Robozanian)
 * T-K: Leaping comets! It's my cousin Rika!
 * Rob Jr.: Wait... you have a cousin?
 * T-K: Of course! She speaks Robozanian.
 * Rob Jr.: Robozanian? I don't even know what that means!
 * T-K: It's a language that's spoken by most of my kind, including Rika.

Funny for Honey

 * Rob: (peeks into a bush) The honey's not in here.
 * Rob Jr.: (peeks into the hole of a thick log) It's not in here either, dad.
 * T-K: (looks into a small pit) Or in here.
 * Ema: (looks into another bush) Or here.
 * Orbit: (puts his head into a nearby pond; his dialogue bubbles) Not in here either.
 * (A fish swims near Orbit, gets startled by him and swims away. Orbit puts his head out of the water as he walks away.)
 * Orbit: Okay, if I were a pot of honey thrown off the rocket, where would I be? (while walking, he hits something with his thread foot, and he looks down to see the spilt pot of honey) Yay! The honey! I found it... (picks it up) but it's all spilt!
 * (Rob, Rob Jr., Ema and T-K walk to Orbit)
 * Rob: (sighs) Well, that's so much for our honey jelly donuts.
 * Rob Jr.: And now it's ruined! Boy, I'm starving even more, dad!
 * Rob: It's okay, son. I'm sure we can find another way to get honey.
 * Orbit: But we're in this forest. Where can we get honey in a forest?
 * (Suddenly, a familiar growling sound is heard, catching the gang's attention.)
 * Rob: (concerned) Orbit, what was that?
 * Orbit: I don't know, but it's certainly not the sound of my tummy grumbling over not getting those honey jelly donuts.
 * (The growl is heard again.)
 * Orbit: (worried) O-o-o-okay, what's making that noise? Is it a bear? Is it a lion? I-i-i-is it a tiger? (loses his cool and freaks out) Oh, I can't be sure!!!
 * (The growl is heard a third time. Suddenly, out of the blue, Tigger leaps out and tackles Orbit, rolling for a bit as they go, until they stop with the orange bouncy tiger sitting on Orbit.)
 * Tigger: Hello, I'm Tigger! T-i-double-guh-er! That spells Tigger! Well, I don't think I have ever seen you before... who are you, weird robot thingy?
 * Orbit: I'm Orbit.
 * Tigger: Yeah sure. (chuckles, then gets confused) Uh, what's an Orbit?
 * Orbit: You're sitting on one.
 * Tigger: I am? Oh, (gets off of Orbit) sorry if I bounced ya.
 * Orbit: (gets up) That's okay, (dusts himself off, then puts his hands on his hips) even though you nearly scared my threads off.
 * Rob: (runs to Tigger with Ema, Rob Jr. and T-K) Nice to meet you too, Tigger! I'm Rob, and (points to Ema and to T-K) these are my other friends Ema and T-K, (pats Rob Jr. on the head) and this is my son Rob Jr.!
 * Rob Jr.: (waves) Hello!