Weird World/Transcript


 * (the story begins by showing the entire Weird World planet)
 * George Jacqueline: This is the Weird World planet. It's extremely different to your "Earth planet". This planet is very colourful and happens to be a bit bigger than Earth. This planet is home to a lot of species like Earth and there are jungles, oceans, deserts, islands and even parts covered in snow... but unlike Earth, no human has ever stepped onto this planet... I doubt humans even though this planet exists. Another thing this planet doesn't have is... countries. Instead, we have thousands and thousands of cities. (zooms in) You see, Weird World has many different cities based on different things, such as elements. Like, for example, a Fire City and a Water City. But, you can catch almost any kind of city here. There are cities based on... sand, paint, metal and even wool. Then there's the cities based on different professions, like a Catering City, a Music City and a Medical City. There are cities based on weather, vehicles, plants and animals. There are even cities based on different colours - red, green, blue, orange, pink, black, white... even gold. Then, there's my home and one of the top-rated cities in the entirety of Weird World - this is Rainbow City. Nicknamed as "The City of Diversity", anybody is welcome to live here. No matter how big or small you are, what colour you are, how many legs you've got, even if you have living eyeballs in your eye sockets... it is one of the most populated cities in the whole of Weird World. It's also where I live. I'm George Jacqueline, a DJ, songwriter and producer who works with a dance music group called Zap Cloud, which also consists of Cole Sammy Skyler A.K.A. 9reen KN1F3, Brent Gardner and Zayden Aaqaa Magoro A.K.A. Tough as Steel. Going back to me - I'm 28 years old and I have a bomb for a head. I'm a Humanoid Bombhead. The name should be self-explanatory. I live in a house shaped like a cheeseburger on a rocky hill on a beach right next to the sea, way on the far left side of the whole city. I live here with my best friend Craig, my mother Eleanor Jacqueline, my dog Atom-Pup and my three fish - Molly, Mitchell and Mickey. By the way, just to clarify and just in case you're wondering, Weird World doesn't actually get it's name from it's primarily weird inhabitants... no, it actually gets it's name, because "weird" is also a word meaning destiny or fate, meaning everyone living in Weird World has their own destiny. It becomes even more certain whenever the planet is visited by the greatest superhero team of all - The Extraordinary Eight... who starred in a popular comic series, but many have always been believed the team to be real. According to the comics, this team goes back a few million years and over that time, there have been a lot of changes... heck, The Extraordinary Eight wasn't even the first name given to this team. But, The Extraordinary Eight did so much for not just this planet, but for other worlds far away across the galaxies. Where are they now? Still going and guess what... I'm a part of them. I have my own powers and a weapon. But, how did I end up like this? Just watch this story, or tale, or narrative, or potboiler, whatever you prefer to call it... and find out.
 * (A castle is shown and inside of it, is a snake named King Axecutioner, the king of Weird World, who's "sitting" on his throne and holding an axe, which he's staring in to; There are some of his black balloon minions called Balloonions floating on either side of the red carpet in front of him; One of them, Balloonion Tim, floats up to him)
 * Balloonion Tim: Erm... Is something wrong, Your Majesty?
 * King Axecutioner: *Sighs* Not that much, Balloonion Tim. It's just that... since my last battle with The Extraordinary Eight... I've never had the interest to bite, duh I mean fight... well actually, a both of both... AND on to of all that, attempt to take over Weird World again.
 * Balloonion Tim: Is it because you're sick of it?
 * King Axecutioner: *Moans* Come with me. The rest of you, stay where you are.
 * (the other Balloonions make inaudible sounds; Subtitles read "Yes, Your Majesty!")
 * (King Axecutioner puts down his axe, gets off his throne and he and Balloonion Tim are heading up one of the castle's corridors)
 * Balloonion Tim: I never bothered to ask this, but... how come the other Balloonions don't speak?
 * King Axecutioner: Because the Balloonion-Making Machine... (They pass a room containing the Balloonion-Making Machine) ...was modified to be like that.
 * Balloonion Tim: Then how come I can speak?
 * King Axecutioner: Because we originally built it like that and you were the first Balloonion to be created from it. After you were made, we decided to chuck away the ability for the Balloonions to speak, as since we figured it would be extremely annoying to hear a thousand voices at once and we were planning to get rid of you as you were initially a test Balloonion, but I decided to keep you after realising how useful you turned out to be.
 * Balloonion Tim: Oh. So, what did you wanna show me?
 * (King Axecutioner and Balloonion Tim enter King Axecutioner's bedroom; King Axecutioner unlocks a chest and opens it)
 * Balloonion Tim: What are these?
 * King Axecutioner: Memories. Almost all the battles I've ever had with The Extraordinary Eight.
 * Balloonion Tim: Why don't you just do that? Are the team too tough for you now?
 * King Axecutioner: Well surprisingly, it's not because of how tactical and strong and courageous the team are as whole... even with all their powers, guys and hyenas, duh I mean ideas, I would still be able to at least try and think of numerous ways to take them down...No, the actual reason I stopped... is because... I don't feel like I have enough! (slams his tail down)
 * Balloonion Tim: Err... Are you alright?
 * King Axecutioner: No, I'm not! Sure, I'm the king of Weird World, I have unlimited service and unlimited minions, but that doesn't excuse the point! I need better tactics, better powers... and a better weapon. I mean, the axe I currently have is absolutely useless! It's just a bat-shaped silver blade on a brick! Duh, I mean stick! Do you remember the other day I snuck into a cave covered in lava?! I did so, because I was able to find a gold-incrusted case containing a really powerful axe that can do SOOOO MUCH! You know, I'm talking making black magic, controlling elements, wiping out lives in an instant!
 * Balloonion Tim: Can it make smoothies?
 * King Axecutioner: Yeah, it could maybe do that as well. Now, I know what you're thinking - If I have it, why haven't I used it? Because Hank, my most trusted minion, as well as you, has been trying to OPEN THE CASE FOR PAGES AND PAGES!! Duh, I mean AGES AND AGES!!
 * (cut to Hank trying to open the very case King Axecutioner described; He tries opening it with his tentacles, then he uses a chainsaw, a giant hammer and a bow torch)
 * King Axecutioner: It feels like it's been years.
 * Balloonion Tim: Erm... it's only been 6 days since you stole it.
 * King Axecutioner: So?! IF YOU KEEP MAKING EXCUSES, YOU'LL BE EXECUTED!! And if Hank doesn't open the case soon, HE'LL GET IT AS WELL!!
 * (Just then, Roger, a skeleton ostrich roller skates in with a tray and on the tray is a mug of latte)
 * Roger: Your Majesty?
 * King Axecutioner: Ahh, look at that. My morning latte. Thanks, Roger.
 * (King Axecutioner picks up the mug and takes a sip of the latte)
 * King Axecutioner: *Sighs* Just how I like it.
 * Roger: By the way, what were you raging about just?
 * King Axecutioner: Oh, I was raging about T.U.E.A.
 * <font color="#f6ecd3">Roger: Chewy? Do you have a tooth ache? Or a brain ache?
 * <font color="#22b14c">King Axecutioner: Wha… no, you idiot. I meant "T.U.E.A." as in T, U, E, A. The Ultimate Elemental Axe?
 * Balloonion Tim: That's the full name?
 * <font color="#f6ecd3">Roger: Oh, that powerful axe inside the gold-incrusted case you stole 6 days ago?
 * <font color="#22b14c">King Axecutioner: That's the one. Say, do you know if Hank has had any luck opening it, yet?
 * <font color="#f6ecd3">Roger: Well, I actually went to check him before I made your latte.
 * <font color="#22b14c">King Axecutioner: And?
 * <font color="#f6ecd3">Roger: Well... (puts on a face shield) He said that he might not be able to open it. At least, not right now.
 * <font color="#22b14c">King Axecutioner: I see. (turns around to look at of his bedroom window)
 * <font color="#f6ecd3">Roger: Oh. (takes off his face shield and tosses it to the side) I expected an angrier reaction.
 * <font color="#22b14c">King Axecutioner: Angry? Oh, I'm not angry.
 * <font color="#f6ecd3">Roger: Well, that's a relief.
 * (King Axecutioner turns around and his eyeballs catch fire)
 * <font color="#22b14c">King Axecutioner: I'M TETCHY!!
 * (King Axecutioner wraps his body around Roger and picks him up)
 * <font color="#f6ecd3">Roger: Your Majesty? Are you OK?
 * (Hikouki enters the room)
 * H i k o u k i : Oh, my! He's having another rage!
 * Balloonion Tim: You might wanna calm down, King Axecutioner.
 * <font color="#22b14c">King Axecutioner: SILENCE!! Listen here you barmy babbling bony bird, you're gonna help Hank open the case and get The Ultimate Elemental Axe out of it! (points to Hikouki) You're gonna help too.
 * H i k o u k i : Yes, Your Majesty.
 * <font color="#22b14c">King Axecutioner: And once it's out... everything AND everyONE in Weird World shall bow down to my EVERY MENACING DEMAND AND COMMAND!!!
 * (King Axecutioner slams down Roger and it cuts to a black screen)