The All-New Muppet Show/Episode 113 transcript

Prologue: The Guest Star's Dressing Room
Scooter: [Knocking On Door 5 Times] "(Guest Star's Name), oh, (Guest Star's Name), 16 2nds 'til curtain, Ms. (Guest Star's Last Name)."

Guest Star: "Thanks a bunch, Scooter,I appreciate it."

Scooter: "And just for you to know, the theme of tonight's show is The Lion King karaoke night."

Guest Star: "Thanks for telling me that."

Cut to Kermit appearing through The All-New Muppet Show logo.........

Kermit: "It's The All-New Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Ms. Halle Berry, yaaaaay!"

[Music In Background]

Rowlf: [Playing On Piano Keys]

[More Music In Background]

Female Muppet friends: It's time to play the music

it's time to light the lights

it's time to meet the Muppets on The All-New Muppet Show tonight

Male Muppet friends: it's time to put on make-up

it's time to dress up right

it's time to raise the curtain

on The All-New Muppet Show tonight

Waldorf: why do we always come here?

Statler: I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: it's like some kind of torture

Statler and Waldorf: to have to watch the show

[Music Continues In Background]

Kermit: and now let's get things started

Miss Piggy: why don't you get things started

Kermit and Muppet friends: it's time to get things started 

on the most sensational 

inspirational

celebrational

Muppetational 

this is what we call The All-New Muppet Show..........

[Flying Bubbles Popping]