The All-New Muppet Show/Episode 102 transcript

Prologue: The Guest Star's dressing room
Scooter: [Knocking On Door 5 Times] "(Guest Star's name), oh, (Guest Star's name), 16 2nds 'til curtain, Mr.(Guest Star's last name)."

Guest Star: "Oh thanks a bunch, Scooter, I'll be honored to do the show with you guys this evening."

Scooter: "Oh that's good, did you notice that there's a great big rain storm outside?"

Guest Star: "Oh yes, of course I did, and it's best to stay indoors 'til it all clears up."

Scooter: "Oh yeah, I agree with you, (Guest Star's 1st name)."

Cut to Kermit appearing through The All-New Muppet Show logo.

Kermit: "It's The All-New Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Mr. Neil Patrick Harris, yaaaaaay!"

[The All New Muppet Show Theme Music In Background]

[Rowlf Playing Music On Piano]

Female Muppet friends: It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights, it's time to meet the Muppets on The All-New Muppet Show tonight

Male Muppet friends: it's time to put on make up, it's time to dress up right, it's time to raise the curtain on The All-New Muppet Show tonight

Waldorf: why do we always come here?

Statler: I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: it's like some kind of torture

Statler: to have to watch the show

[Music Continues In Background]

Kermit: and now let's get things started

Miss Piggy: why don't you get things started

Kermit and Muppet friends: it's time to get things started on the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational, this is what we call The All-New Muppet Show.....

[Sound Of Bicycle Horn Honking]

Scene 1: Onstage/the introduction
Kermit: "Thank you, everybody, and welcome to The All New Muppet Show, where we all do the things we haven't done in a very long time, I know you're all excited 'cause tonight's very special guest star is Mr. (Guest Star's name), and he's been in real good movies such as our 2011 Disney movie, American Reunion and all of them, but 1st, we'll do an opening musical number."

Clifford: "Hey, Kermit, just for you to know, there's a great big rain storm outside, so we all must stay indoors 'til it all clears up."

Kermit: "Oh thanks for telling me that, Clifford."

Kermit: "So anyway, here's Gonzo to sing Stand By Me."