Wall for One, One for Wall/Transcript

This article is a transcript of the Weird World: The TV Show episode "Wall for One, One for Wall" from season one, which aired on July 5, 2019.


 * (the episode begins with Algae drilling a small hole in the ground and Eugene Mixer pouring cement in inside The White Church with the walls nearly destroyed and parts and rubble everywhere)
 * Buzz: Good job, crew.
 * (Stephanie arrives carrying a large heavy white brick)
 * Stephanie: Here we are, brick number 38.
 * Buzz: Well, we need a lot more than 38 bricks if we're going to repair The White Church. That thunderstorm nearly brought the whole thing down. And poor Ben's having to do his praying in that BrightHouse store.
 * (a shot of a BrightHouse store with an advert jingle playing and Ben is sitting on a sofa in the shop praying)
 * Ben: God the father... God the son... God the Holy spirit. Amen.
 * BrightHouse Assistant: Sir, do you want a cup of cocoa?
 * Buzz: So, we're going to be taking days, maybe even weeks to repair it.
 * Stephanie: I'll get another brick.
 * (Stephanie walks back to the Big Mac house where Sponghuck and Craig are and there are thousands of white bricks scattered all over the beach)
 * Stephanie: Right, 38 down, 4962 to go.
 * Sponghuck: Can't you carry more than one at a time?
 * Stephanie: No. Because these bricks are so heavy individually. If I even tried carrying two, my arms would probably break. And I don't another injury. I came out of hospital two days ago. One at a time is fine.
 * Sponghuck: No, no, no. Let me show you how it's done.
 * Craig: So you can break your arms?
 * Sponghuck: Shut up, Craig. (bends down to pick up the brick) You know, you're as thick as... a brick.
 * (a Joke Rimshot Drum plays)
 * Craig: And you're too soft.
 * (another Joke Rimshot Drum plays)
 * (silence for 2 seconds)
 * Sponghuck: Phew. No George around to say...
 * George Jacqueline: Bad pun alert.
 * Craig and Sponghuck: What?!
 * (Bash appears next to a tape recorder)
 * Bash: Sorry. I stepped on this tape recorder.
 * (Bash presses the tape recorder)
 * George Jacqueline: Bad pun alert.