Baloo/Quotes and Lines

Quotes and Lines spoken by Baloo from Disney's The Jungle Book.

The Jungle Book

 * [scatting] Well, it's a doo-bah-dee-doo, yes, it's a doo-bah-dee-doo, I mean a doo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee-dee-doo. And with... [Sees Mowgli] Well, now. Ha ha! What have we here? [sniffs Mowgli] Hmmm. Say, what a funny little bit of a...
 * Oh, boy! I've seen everything in these woods. Ooh, what have I run on? What a pretty thing this is.
 * Well, now. That's pretty big talk, little britches.
 * Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. Pitiful. Hey, kid. You need help, and ol' Baloo's gonna learn ya to fight like a bear.
 * What do they call you?
 * Man village? They'll ruin him. They'll make a man out of him.
 * Certainly, you do.
 * "How do you think he will... " What do you mean how do you think he... He's with me, ain't he? And I'll learn him all I know.
 * Now, look. It's like this, little britches. All you gotta do is...
 * You better believe it. And you're gonna love the way they tickle.
 * [tugging on Bagheera's tail] C'mon, Baggy, get with the beat.
 * So just try and... relax. Yeah. Cool it. Fall apart in my backyard. 'Cause let me tell you something, little britches: if you act like that bee at... Uh-uh. You're working too hard. And don't spend your time lookin' around for something you want that can't be found...
 * Beautiful! That's real jungle harmony.
 * That's my boy. And you're gonna make one swell bear. Why, you even sing like one.
 * Bagheera!
 * BAGHEERA!!
 * BAGHEERAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!![Baloo has screamed bloody murder in Bagheera's face, leaving him shaken. Baloo then realizes that Bagheera is in front of him] Oh, you heard me, huh?
 * They ambushed me! Thousands of 'em! I jabbed with my left, then I swung with the right, and then I--!
 * Like I told ya, them mangy monkeys carried him off!
 * I'll tear him limb from limb! I'll beat him! I'll.... I'll.... [starts dancing to the music] Yeah. Well, man, what a beat.
 * You better believe it, and I'm loaded with both!
 * Oh, yeah, yeah. [begins sneaking off into the music]
 * I'm gone, man. Solid gone.
 * Ha-Ha! Man that's what I call a swinging party.
 * Shhh! Keep it down, you're going to wake the little buddy. At Least, he's had a big day, it was a real sockaroo. You know it ain't easy learning to be like me.
 * Ha, ha. That's my boy.
 * A word? You going to talk some more? [yawns] All right, what's up, Bagheera?
 * I grew up in the jungle. Take a look at me.
 * Yeah. It's beautiful, ain't it?
 * Well, you don't look exactly like a basket of fruit yourself.
 * Why not?
 * [chuckling] I really don't know. Come to think of it, no panther ever asked me!
 * Oh, stop worrying, Baggy. Stop worrying, I'll take care of him.
 * Can't a guy make one mistake?
 * [suddenly very shocked and serious] The tiger? What's he got against the kid?
 * But little Mowgli doesn't have those things.
 * Oh! Well, well, what are we going to do?
 * You better believe it. You name it, and I'll do it.
 * [now angry] Are you outta your mind?! I promised him he could stay here in the jungle with me!
 * Why me?!
 * [humbled] But I love that kid. [sniffles] I love him like he was my own cub.
 * Well, can't-- Well, can't I wait until morning?
 * Oh boy!
 * Well, uh, it's uh... um... well, it's sorta new and, uh...
 * Mowgli, look, buddy, uh, there's somethin' I gotta tell ya.
 * Oh, gee whiz. Now, how did ol' Baggy put it? Uh, uh, Mowgli... Ha! You wouldn't marry a panther, would you?
 * Mowgli, don't you realize that you're a human?
 * Little buddy, look. Listen to me.
 * Mowgli, stop it now. Hold still. I wanna tell you something. Now listen to me.
 * Look, Mowgli, I've been trying to tell ya, I've been trying all morning to tell ya. I've got to take you back to the man-village!
 * Now look, kid, I can explain...
 * Now believe me, kid, I...
 * Now just a minute! That's going too far!
 * You're not gonna believe me, Bagheera, but look. Now I used the same words you did and he ran out on me!
 * Oh, boy, if anything happens to that little guy, I'll never forgive myself. I've gotta find him!
 * Run, Mowgli, run!
 * Are you kiddin'?! There's teeth in the other end!
 * [sniffling] He’s cracking me up.
 * Beautiful.
 * [still sniffling] I wish my mother could have heard this.
 * ...Hey, don't stop now, Baggie, you're doing great! There's more! Lots more!
 * Who, me? Sure, I am! Never felt.... better.
 * Aw, I was just taking five. Y'know, playing' it cool. Eh, but he was too easy.
 * Forget about those. They ain't nothing' but trouble.
 * So you've seen one. So, let's go.
 * Mowgli, wait a minute--
 * She did that on purpose!
 * [Mowgli is almost at the man-village entrance] Mowgli, come back, come back!
 * He's hooked.
 * [resigned] Yeah. I guess you're right. [smiles] But I still think that he'd have made one swell bear. [inhales] Well...come on, Baggy-buddy, let's get back to where we belong! And get with the beat! [singing] Look for the Bare Necessities, the simple Bare Necessities!

The Jungle Book 2

 * Oh! His future couldn't leave. [sighs] I miss my bear cub so much.
 * Just let Shere Khan try something. We handled old stripes once, we'll do it again.
 * Outta the way, Baggy!
 * Later, Baggy!
 * Kid, show me you can still fight like a bear.
 * Whoa, kid. Watch your language.
 * You don't need her, kid. You're with old Baloo now.
 * Well, of course you don't. It's just us bears from here on in.
 * What are you doing' out here, Baggy?
 * Wha-wha-what do they want?
 * Mowgli?
 * Me? Uh, no. Ha? You know his future is in that village.
 * Yeah. Whew. Sorry. But first I can help you, Baggy?
 * Baggy, Baggy, Baggy, Baggy. I can explain. I can explain. I...can explain but I don't have to, because, as you can plainly see, Mowgli is not here. I'm all alone. [Baloo looks at Bagheera, then smiles, with his teeth out]
 * Uh, he won't get past you, Baggy.
 * In case you haven't noticed, kid, I'm no wild animal. Except at parties.
 * You want quiet, go back to that man village. This place is happening.
 * Was, kid, was. He's 'splitsville'. Now me and the monkeys have turned it...into the greatest secret hideout ever.
 * Read you loud and clear kid. You wanted that girl to find you.

TaleSpin

 * Oh no, I've had enough of those nuts!
 * Looks like it.
 * Well, Here we are at last; On the Road to Macadamia.
 * Is that a request?
 * [after crash-landing in Macadamia] I must be alive, 'cause I hurt too much to be dead.
 * Well, it looks like the Dough, ran low.
 * I like that girl's spark!
 * Yeah! I'll sing!
 * [picks Louie up] And when it comes to short, He's an expert!
 * An out-of-body experience; No wonder with a body like his.
 * Now don't you worry blue-blooded head, ol' Babaloo will save you.
 * Tut, tut, now run along and scare up a seance!
 * You can count on, us Princess.
 * Guess I'm just her type.
 * Good! Then why don't you just disappear!
 * What a lie. Goodbye!
 * If I'm not mistaken, the piano. [cut to outside, where a piano tethered to a Zhembrian fighter plane is being dropped repeatedly onto their hull] Zhembrians like to get your attention with large objects.
 * [surrounded by Air Pirates] Wait, wait! What's this red button for?
 * Thank you!
 * Where are what, Karny?
 * Well... they're sort of big... and mean... and ugly... and smelly.
 * Only a lousy hundred bucks?
 * This jail food's worse than Louie's all-you-can-stand-for-a-dollar special!
 * [after pirate song ends] One more time!
 * Let's make like a tree and, uh, get out of here!
 * No?
 * Uh, so y-you see, Rebecca, this sick aunt of mine really needs my help, and I thought...
 * Uh, eh, uh Milly Y-yeah, that's it! Aunt Milly!
 * Uh, well, uh, you see, Pop's side of the family was never very healthy.
 * [blindfolded] Oh wow, do I get to break open a pinata or something?
 * Wait! I'm allergic to lead!
 * Oh that's okay, I'm with him.

Disney's The Jungle Cubs

 * [of the edge of the world] Wow. That sounds like it might be a little bit out of the neighborhood.
 * Baggy could get hurt, or lost, or...
 * I'll make sure you don't.
 * I know, Lou. I'll never forgive ya either.
 * No way, Lou-ay.
 * Smooth entrance, fellas.
 * Over my dead body! [Swallows] What am I saying?
 * What's that, Khanie?