The All-New Muppet Show/Episode 115 transcript

Prologue: The Guest Star's dressing room
Scooter: [Knocking On Door 5 Times] "(Guest Star's name), oh, (Guest Star's Name), 13 2nds 'til curtain, Mr. (Guest Star's Last Name)."

Guest Star: "Thanks a bunch, Scooter, I'll be with you guys in a couple of minutes."

Scooter: "And just for you to know, beware of bad luck happening in this theater, 'cause when it happens, we begin speaking in Spanish language."

Cut to Kermit appearing through The All-New Muppet Show logo........