The Muppets Go Under Cover trailer transcript

Trailer Announcer: "This summer vacation, Kermit, Walter and the Muppet friends are back, in this all new feature presentation."

'Kermit: “Constantine?!? Miss Poogy?!?”'

Walter: “What are you guys doing here?!?”

Miss Poogy: “We’re here to capture and kidnap 1 of you here.”

Miss Piggy: “Not so fast, you creepy thugs!”

Miss Piggy is about to do her kung-Fu karate kick, but is stopped in mid-air.

Constantine: “Throw the rope down on her, Poogy.”

Miss Poogy: “You got it.”

Miss Piggy: “What the-”

Miss Poogy throws the rope down at Miss Piggy, and they capture and kidnap her, personally.

Miss Piggy: “Get me outta here, get me outta here!”

Constantine and Miss Poogy drive off back to their mansion with the now kidnapped Miss Piggy in the back of their golden car.

Kermit: “Come back here with my future wife, you scoundrels!”

Gonzo: “Which way did they go?”

Kermit: “They went that way, follow me, everybody!”

Trailer Announcer: "Now, they're off to rescue Miss Piggy during a super spy mission."

'Super Spy James: “Yes? can I help you guys here?”'

Kermit: “Super Spy James, Piggy’s been kidnapped by Constantine and Miss Poogy, so do you have anything that can help all of us on our rescue mission?”

Super Spy James: “Why sure, Kermit, I certainly have the most perfect gear you guys need.”

Super Spy James gives Kermit and his Muppet friends super spy agent weapons.

Gonzo: “Wow, thanks a bunch.”

Super Spy James: “Anytime, Gonzo, anytime.”

Kermit and his Muppet friends get into their super spy agent outfits and gear.

Kermit: “Come on, you guys, to that evil mansion we go!”

Trailer Announcer: "Disney productions presents: The Muppets Go Under Cover, rated G for general audiences, coming to movie theaters