The All-New Muppet Show/Episode 125 transcript

Prologue: The Guest Star's dressing room
Scooter: [Knocking On Door 3 Times] "(Guest Star's Name), oh, (Guest Star's Name), 48 2nds 'til curtain, Ms. (Guest Star's Last Name)."

Guest Star: "Thanks a bunch, Scooter, I'll be with you guys to do the show in a jiffy."

Scooter: "Tonight's show is putting up a memorial slideshow for the former Muppet Show guest stars who have passed away over the years."

Guest Star: "Oh good, something we all need for tonight's show."

Cut to Kermit appearing through The All-New Muppet Show logo.....

Kermit: "It's The All-New Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Ms. Cameron Diaz, yaaaaaaay!"