Survival of the Dimmest (Disney Survivor)/Transcript

This is a transcript for the Disney Survivor episode "Survival of the Dimmest" from the mini series "Disney Survivor".

Fade in. Exterior: Ant Island. Fear is pulled out from a airplane, falling on the island's beach. Later, the other contestants fall on him, with Sadness landing safely, trying to get out from under. However, he hits a coconut tree and a coconut hits him. Fear takes the coconut off the head and sees 100 $100 bills flying by. The title card appears. It cuts to the island, where Flik and Judy Hopps salute the audience. A bag of potatoes is thrown from the plane and falls on Fear. Cuts again to Flik and Judy, showing a "Day One" caption. Dim appears chasing Mickey Mouse. Cuts to Anger, who is trying to set Sadness on fire. Francis hits Anger with Slim, making him dizzy. Then Sadness sticks out her tongue to him. Zooms to Fear in his cabin. Cuts to the cabin's inside, where Fear is having a reunion with Anger, Nick Wilde, Slim, Francis, Sheriff Woody, and Buzz Lightyear. Fear laughs evilly until a fire extinguisher falls on him. Judy, seeing in the window, sees this and gets surprised. She runs away toward Flik. Cuts to the contestants reunited at night. Lightning McQueen and Sally Carrera vote for Elsa. Buzz Lightyear and Sheriff Woody vote for Sheriff Woody. Mr. Soil makes a drawing of Dr. Flora. Olaf puts all the papers into the bin. Judy Hopps takes one of the papers from the bin. Flik and Judy put all the papers on Dim's mouth, feeding him. Fear comes by. A piano falls on Fear. Zoom out to the logo, where Dim is on it, saying gibberish, later burping. Iris out. The segment ends.
 * Flik: (narrating) What happens when 18 Disney characters are stranded on a jungle peninsula?
 * Judy Hopps: (narrating) They must compete each other in order to win 10,000 dollars.
 * Flik: (to the camera) Ehh, what we can say? It's Disney.
 * Judy Hopps: Only one will last to become...
 * Both: (coming out from the logo) ...the lone Disney Survivor!
 * Flik: Hello. Welcome to this new wraparound segment who will have a limited time. I'm Flik and accompanying me, Zootopia star, Judy Hopps.
 * Judy Hopps: Thanks, Flik. Welcome to the segment, where 18 cast members will play a reality game.
 * Flik: Welcome to Ant Island, the capital of the colony of ants.
 * Flik: A place where ants live in complete zaniness.
 * Judy Hopps: Yes. For the next 10 episodes, these contestants must live and work together like a tribe.
 * Sadness: (somewhat angrily) You bad ol' Anger!
 * Flik: Every night, they gather at a Disney Council, where they must vote someone out.
 * Fear: (to the camera) Shh! I'm forming a secret alliance!
 * Fear: Like I said before, we vote off everyone else until we're the last ones left. (everyone agrees and join their hands) Secret alliance...
 * All: (raising their hands) For eternity!
 * Fear: (to the camera) Then I'll dump these losers. I'm winning the whole thing.
 * Fear: Good grief.
 * Judy: I must say that to Flik.
 * Judy Hopps: Flik, I discovered something related to the rich brat.
 * Flik: What thing, Judy?
 * Judy Hopps: He is planning to vote off everybody and made a secret alliance.
 * Flik: What I'm gonna do? It wouldn't be right to disqualify him. Let's see how this will go on.
 * Judy Hopps: Got it, pal.
 * Flik: Ehh, we decided to skip the games this week. All everyone cares about is who's getting voted off.
 * Flik: Let's tally the votes.
 * Judy Hopps: (surprised) Regis Philbin?!
 * Elsa: (somewhat angrily) I don't want him in this island!
 * Fear: (to Flik and Judy) I told you we shouldn't make fun of Who Wants to be A Millionaire!
 * Dim: Pardon.