The Cobrafish King

The Cobrafish King is the song from the Disney's 1978 animated film, Fishing Season. It is sung off-screen by Derek tells everything about Cobrafish.

Lyrics
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven!

The cruel king, Cobrafish, had his seven sons

He's feelin' mighty down

Whichever of he can cheer with "the Plan

that till get to wear my crown."

His first son brought seven oyster pearls

From the bottom of the China Sea

The second gave him seven statues of girls

With clocks where their stomachs should be

The third son gave him seven rubies

From the reef down the sea

The King thought the rubies were cherries

And he broke off seven of his teeth

The fourth son tried to cheer him up

With seven oyster shells

The King said, "I'm sorry son, I don't eat the oyster shells. I want MEAT!"

The fifth son brought the King perfume

In seven fancy silver jars;

The King took a whiff, and he broke out in spots

'Cause it smelled like cheap cigars

The sixth son gave him seven diamond rings

To wear upon his toes

The King snagged his foot on the royal red rug

And crumpled up his nose

The seventh son of the Piranha King

Was a thoughtful little whelp

He said, "Daddy, appears to me. That you could use a little help."

Said Cobrafish to his seventh son

"My son, you win the crown. You didn't bring me diamonds or rubies, but you helped me up when I was down

Take the crown; it's yours, my son

I hope you don't mind the dents

I got it on sale at a discount store-

Cost me all of seven cents!"

Seven!

"Wait! I got the idea!"

But Cobrafish have the evil plan:

He wants to take over the Reef with the sharks every corner and his iron fist,

and kill all fish that he loves.

He's a mean... a mean... a mean... one!