Sorcerers of the Magic Kingdom Mobile/Transcript

Here's the transcript for Sorcerers of the Magic Kingdom Mobile.

Intro
[''We open in on Merlin looking through his papers. He notices the viewer and puts his papers down on a pedestal]''

Merlin: Oh! Good a new recruit! I suppose then you'll want to know what's going on.

[We zoom in on the Crystal of the Magic Kingdom.]

Hades: Boys, I'm thinking it's time for a change of atmosphere. [We open in on Hades' office] Maybe nice summer place.

Pain: You coud use a little sun, boss.

Hades: Which is why I got my eye on this charming little kingdom.

[We see the Cinderella Castle.]

Hades: The charming part can be fixed [''The castle turns green. A wall of thorns covers the screen''] but otherwise, it's got a little garden feel. [The castle and thorns are lit on fire leaving behind its burnt remains] Just redecorate maybe add some new drapes and hey, why not?

[''Cut back to Hades' office. Hades is holding a miniturized version of the castle in the palm of his hand]''

Hades: But, best of all, we can get it for a steal! [He squeezes the miniature castle and it disappears in a cloud of smoke] The only problem, minor roadblock really.

[A block of stone falls on the screen and shatters into a statue of Merlin holding a safe]

Hades: Is this wizard, Merlin. He's got a security system: The Crystal of the Magic Kingdom. [''The safe turns into the Crystal of the Magic Kingdom. The crystal shows Pain and Panic playing patty cake] ''Word is, it can defeat any evil so, I need you boys to steal it for me.

[''Merlin is asleep in his chair. Pain and Panic steal the crystal on top of his shelf. Merlin wakes up. Pain and Panic run off with the crystal. Merlin gets up and takes out his wand]''

Merlin: Stop! Scoundrel! [''He waves his wand shattering the crystal. Pain and Panic are sucked into a portal in the floor.'']

Hades: This was supposed to be easy! You get the crystal in and out ba-boom! We take over the Magic Kingdom.

[''A model of the Cinderella Castle sits on Hades' table. We see the shards of the crystal floating by its holder]''

Hades: But now, if Merlin finds those pieces and puts them back togeter [The crystal is reassembled] Then we're through! [Hades holds up Pain and Panic] Okay, we can adjust. [He puts them down] I got it!

[He pulls out tewnty cards with Yzma, Turbo, Scar, Gaston, Govenor Ratcliffe, Gantu, Randall, Jafar, Tamatoa, Ursula, Bellwether, Chernabog, Mother Gothel, DOR-15, Dr. Facilier, Prince John, Cruella de Vil, Shere Khan, Maleficent and Hans on them]

Hades: I'll get myself some real nasty bad guys, [He holds up a card with the remaining crystal pieces on it] we find the crystal pieces before Merlin and how do you do, we're livin on easy street! Or Main Street. Whatever.

[Zoom out of the crystal.]

'Merlin:'