Ballad of Pete

Ballad of Pete is the song of the Disney's upcoming animated film, Mickey Mouse.

Lyrics
My wife was a real estate agent So she wasn't much around Foraging for kids A life spent underground

My mommy was a greedy Who left her crown behind My wife was her true love So momma didn't mind

I never knew my momma But she could've been a queen She married way beneath her Beneath her knee, I mean

Oh, daddy's bed was lumpy So mommy couldn't sleep Daddy built a new one So tall and so steep

One night the piano kills them And my daughter was gone So daddy was grumpy

Me and my son A tale as old as dirt A bitter distant villain In a tiny undershirt

Grandmother up and left me Left me good as dead Now he lives in heaven Maybe she's dead

Oh, if you could only see me now Daddy, I'd invite you to the wedding But you have to be this tall to get in

My bride-to-be is gorgeous Her wedding dress, designer The guest list will be major Without a minor miner

Packs of royal lackeys Playing violin Strings of royal underlings Who will not let you in Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Tricked out carriage, twenty stallions With a coachman named Raoul Big reception with a boy band And a royal DJ by the pool

Yes, I can see my future And so it shall be done It's total domination With some torture just for fun

'Cause I will have my wedding And I will have a queen And once I get that crown on You will get the guillotine

And I'll punish you, son 'Cause I'm all grown up And bigger than you'll ever know

You're gonna pay, daddy It's any day, daddy I'm the villanous and greedy Pete!