The All-New Muppet Show/Episode 107 transcript

Prologue: The Guest Star's dressing room
Scooter: [Knocking On Door 5 Times] "(Guest Star's Name), oh, (Guest Star's Name), 16 2nds 'til curtain, Miss (Guest Star's Last Name)."

Guest Star: "Thank you, Scooter, you know, it's gonna be another show tonight."

Scooter: "That's good, how's your digital camera collection coming along?"

Guest Star: "They're coming along nicely."

Behemoth shows up in the Guest Star's dressing room.

Behemoth: "Ooh, a digitial camera, don't mind if I do."

Behemoth picks up 1 of the digital cameras and eats it accidentally.

Guest Star: "Scooter, he ate 1 of my digital cameras."

Scooter: "No kidding, (Guest Star's 1st name), last evening, he ate half of the entire audience."

Cut to Kermit appearing through The All-New Muppet Show logo........

Kermit: "It's The All-New Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Miss Mindy Kaling, yaaaaaaay!"

[The All-New Muppet Show Theme Music In Background]

Rowlf: [Playing On Piano Keys]

[Music In Background]

Female Muppet friends: It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights, it's time to meet the Muppets on The All-New Muppet Show tonight

Male Muppet friends: it's time to put on make-up, it's time to dress up right, it's time to raise the curtain on The All-New Muppet Show tonight

Waldorf: why do we always come here?

Statler: I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: it's like some kind of torture

Statler and Waldorf: to have to watch the show

[Music Continues In Background]

Kermit: and now let's get things started

Miss Piggy: why don't you get things started?

Kermit and Muppet friends: it's time to get things started on the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppet-ational, this is what we call The All-New Muppet Show.........

[Sounds Of Screeching Chimpanzees]

Scene 1: Onstage/The Introduction
Kermit: "Thank you, everybody, and welcome again to The All-New Muppet Show, that's right, it's a very special night for all of us 'cause tonight's special guest star is Miss (Guest Star's Name), and that's not all, she's been voice acting in Disney and Pixar's Inside Out 1, 2 and 3 and Wreck-It Ralph, but 1st, we have an opening musical number."

Beauregard: "Just for you to know, Kermit, there's once again at outbreak of cluckitis, which causes everybody to sneeze and slowly transform into chickens."

Kermit: "Good grief, that's terrible and horrible, but thanks for telling me that, Beauregard, (he turns back over to the audience.) but anyway, here's Fozzie and Gonzo for the opening musical number."