The All-New Muppet Show/Episode 105 transcript

Prologue: The Guest Star's dressing room
Scooter: [Knocking On Door 5 Times] "(Guest Star's Name), (Guest Star's Name), 15 2nds 'til curtain, Miss (Guest Star's Last Name)."

Guest Star: "Oh thank you, Scooter, it'll be so wonderful to do the show with you guys."

Scooter: "I know, it's super exciting, but let's hope no ping-pong balls come bouncing down in here."

Suddenly, an entire bunch of ping-pong balls come bouncing down in the Guest Star's dressing room.

Scooter: "I think I spoke way too soon."

Kermit appears right through The All-New Muppet Show logo..........

Kermit: "It's The All-New Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Miss Annie Potts, yaaaaaaay!"

[The All-New Muppet Show Theme Music In Background]

Rowlf: [Playing On Piano Keys]

[Music Continues In Background]

Female Muppet friends: It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights, it's time to meet the Muppets on The All-New Muppet Show tonight

Male Muppet friends: it's time to put on make-up, it's time to dress up right, it's time to raise the curtain on The All-New Muppet Show tonight